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Greg Pivo | Prisoner 24601
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Gonna make Bluesky a Bluey app
So what did you all get Jesus for his birthday?
December 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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me: you boy what day is it today?

boy: nonces shout out of the window day.

me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
December 25, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Merry "My Favourite Christmas Movie is Die Hard 😏" to the quirkiest person you know
December 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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I'm gonna start signing off all my emails like Joe now.
December 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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It doesn't count she doesn't understand the waistband thing
December 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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another day making control 2. everyone keeps asking me if they can kiss ahti. buddy, they won't even let ME kiss him.
Control 2 being action RPG?! Will there be an option to romance Ahti?
November 20, 2024 at 7:28 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Remember, if you forget to go off the record with a journalist, you can just say or type ‘wink wink’ at the end of your next sentence. Absolutely legally binding.
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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This area is fucken sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Day Man, fighter of the Night Man
He can be ur angle…. or ur devil
December 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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He can be ur angle…. or ur devil
December 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
“Luckily for O-Ren, Boss Matsumoto was a pedophile.” is an insane thing to write in your script.
December 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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lmao
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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29 years ago today, Kirk and Luann van Houten got divorced. “A Milhouse Divided” first aired December 1, 1996.
December 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Explain this iconic scene then
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Retrofitting memes
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Enough to fill a bathtub and break a man's toe
Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Mac Friday 65" Box, 65 Count of 7.5 oz Boxes goes up on Walmart exclusive in 60 minutes (9 PM PT - $19.37) buff.ly/zdUIMSg #ad

-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
If Rizz is short for Charisma, then Rizzler is short for Chrystler
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM