Greg Wright
@gregwright13.bsky.social
I've written a few comics, but you chose to read this bio I wrote instead.
Hunh.
Hunh.
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Greg Wright
@gregwright13.bsky.social
· Nov 29
I should probably have a pinned post.
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
Don't let him sleep on the couch!
December 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Don't let him sleep on the couch!
A sixth grade teacher told me his class wanted to watch Trump get his FIFA participation trophy.
"Can't we just watch a fascist instead of doing our work?" neatly summarizes the past decade of American politics.
"Can't we just watch a fascist instead of doing our work?" neatly summarizes the past decade of American politics.
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
A sixth grade teacher told me his class wanted to watch Trump get his FIFA participation trophy.
"Can't we just watch a fascist instead of doing our work?" neatly summarizes the past decade of American politics.
"Can't we just watch a fascist instead of doing our work?" neatly summarizes the past decade of American politics.
I deserve the first inaugural Slim Jim Peace Prize for having the slimmest jim.
December 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I deserve the first inaugural Slim Jim Peace Prize for having the slimmest jim.
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I miss the good old days when most of us had a shared reality.
*More than half of the GOP believe the 2020 election outcome was the result of fraud
*More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job
*37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate
*36% believe NASA faked the moon landing
*1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism
*More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job
*37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate
*36% believe NASA faked the moon landing
*1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I miss the good old days when most of us had a shared reality.
You know, "Christian" doesn't really mean anything anymore. People should be honest with you: "I'm the very unpleasant kind."
December 7, 2025 at 10:21 AM
You know, "Christian" doesn't really mean anything anymore. People should be honest with you: "I'm the very unpleasant kind."
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the first person who invents a way to easily opt out or block all AI “features” on everything will own my entire soul.
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
the first person who invents a way to easily opt out or block all AI “features” on everything will own my entire soul.
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❄️ 'TIS THE SEASON! || ebay.to/3G7aecG || #comicsky
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
❄️ 'TIS THE SEASON! || ebay.to/3G7aecG || #comicsky
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You know, those people don't want anyone handing out unearned trophies and awards to kids...unless their parent(s) can pay for them.
Which explains a lot.
Which explains a lot.
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 AM
You know, those people don't want anyone handing out unearned trophies and awards to kids...unless their parent(s) can pay for them.
Which explains a lot.
Which explains a lot.
Holy fucking shit, fuck Dartmouth College.
My employer, Dartmouth College, today boasts it's 1st Ivy "to launch AI at an institutional scale." It is doing this by partnering--"more than a collaboration"--with Anthropic, a company that stole the books of many faculty, me included, which many of us are suing.
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Holy fucking shit, fuck Dartmouth College.
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My employer, Dartmouth College, today boasts it's 1st Ivy "to launch AI at an institutional scale." It is doing this by partnering--"more than a collaboration"--with Anthropic, a company that stole the books of many faculty, me included, which many of us are suing.
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My employer, Dartmouth College, today boasts it's 1st Ivy "to launch AI at an institutional scale." It is doing this by partnering--"more than a collaboration"--with Anthropic, a company that stole the books of many faculty, me included, which many of us are suing.
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A lot of creators essentially saying "My work might contain nudity and sexual situations, but it's NOT porn. My work is important and artistic, while their work is dirty, which is still okay to hate and censor." But guess what! The purity squad makes no such distinction.
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
A lot of creators essentially saying "My work might contain nudity and sexual situations, but it's NOT porn. My work is important and artistic, while their work is dirty, which is still okay to hate and censor." But guess what! The purity squad makes no such distinction.
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This rules people.com/halle-berry-...
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This rules people.com/halle-berry-...
Yesterday, out of nowhere, an obese man tried to pitch me on the health benefits of Mike's Hot Honey, just in case you accidentally thought maybe we weren't all doomed.
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Yesterday, out of nowhere, an obese man tried to pitch me on the health benefits of Mike's Hot Honey, just in case you accidentally thought maybe we weren't all doomed.
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#NightTideMag's December Monthly Macabre is PRE-CODE HORROR!
It challenged censorship, moral panic, & taboo desire. It also weaponized difference; often villainizing disabled, queer, & racialized bodies. It’s a DEEPLY complicated era worth reexamining.
Pitch us your essay @ nighttidemag.com/pitch 👻📽️
It challenged censorship, moral panic, & taboo desire. It also weaponized difference; often villainizing disabled, queer, & racialized bodies. It’s a DEEPLY complicated era worth reexamining.
Pitch us your essay @ nighttidemag.com/pitch 👻📽️
November 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
#NightTideMag's December Monthly Macabre is PRE-CODE HORROR!
It challenged censorship, moral panic, & taboo desire. It also weaponized difference; often villainizing disabled, queer, & racialized bodies. It’s a DEEPLY complicated era worth reexamining.
Pitch us your essay @ nighttidemag.com/pitch 👻📽️
It challenged censorship, moral panic, & taboo desire. It also weaponized difference; often villainizing disabled, queer, & racialized bodies. It’s a DEEPLY complicated era worth reexamining.
Pitch us your essay @ nighttidemag.com/pitch 👻📽️
It's really easy to find nothing to like about Gavin Newsom except a vague notion.
I can't think of any of his "ideas" I align with. We have enough shitty zingers and lame memes in public discourse already, you Patrick Bateman-looking motherfucker!
I can't think of any of his "ideas" I align with. We have enough shitty zingers and lame memes in public discourse already, you Patrick Bateman-looking motherfucker!
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
It's really easy to find nothing to like about Gavin Newsom except a vague notion.
I can't think of any of his "ideas" I align with. We have enough shitty zingers and lame memes in public discourse already, you Patrick Bateman-looking motherfucker!
I can't think of any of his "ideas" I align with. We have enough shitty zingers and lame memes in public discourse already, you Patrick Bateman-looking motherfucker!
Another Christmas, another year of Mariah Carey not receiving me.
December 4, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Another Christmas, another year of Mariah Carey not receiving me.
Please return my service animal.
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Please return my service animal.
Some folks call me a crybaby, which is stupid. I'm a cryman.
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Some folks call me a crybaby, which is stupid. I'm a cryman.
Google doesn't even work anymore. AI has fucked up several of its most basic parameters for how to search for information. I literally want nothing else from Google than a SEARCH for INFORMATION.
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Google doesn't even work anymore. AI has fucked up several of its most basic parameters for how to search for information. I literally want nothing else from Google than a SEARCH for INFORMATION.
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He's just hoping the MRI doesn't find the Epstein files.
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
He's just hoping the MRI doesn't find the Epstein files.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
I doubt he could even correctly alphabetize an MRI.
December 1, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I doubt he could even correctly alphabetize an MRI.
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"True individual freedom cannot exist without economic security and independence. People who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff of which dictatorships are made.”
—FDR, 1944
—FDR, 1944
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"True individual freedom cannot exist without economic security and independence. People who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff of which dictatorships are made.”
—FDR, 1944
—FDR, 1944