⚡️mars⚡️
@greyfingerbandit.bsky.social
Pronouns: hee/hee
🕸️I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine; I am the divine comedy & you will address me as such🕸️Power bottom at rock bottom🕸️I’d rather be a 🐷 than a fascist🕸️🦦🕸️Evangeline 22🕸️Tarantula + cat parent🕸️F4F?🕸️
$mikerowave97
🕸️I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine; I am the divine comedy & you will address me as such🕸️Power bottom at rock bottom🕸️I’d rather be a 🐷 than a fascist🕸️🦦🕸️Evangeline 22🕸️Tarantula + cat parent🕸️F4F?🕸️
$mikerowave97
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@greyfingerbandit.bsky.social
· Oct 12
a man in a suit and tie is saying `` but life goes on . not for me . ``
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying `` but life goes on . not for me . ``
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I have experienced the ultimate betrayal.
@evanwelch.bsky.social , who CLAIMS to love me, tore off a corn of MY Raisin Cane’s Texas Toast without asking.
@evanwelch.bsky.social , who CLAIMS to love me, tore off a corn of MY Raisin Cane’s Texas Toast without asking.
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New year, same fox, new album review! This week, I took a look at Bones Shredder's debut album Morbid Little Thing.
foxnet.nekoweb.org/blog/posts/2...
foxnet.nekoweb.org/blog/posts/2...
Morbid Little Thing
foxnet.nekoweb.org
January 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
New year, same fox, new album review! This week, I took a look at Bones Shredder's debut album Morbid Little Thing.
foxnet.nekoweb.org/blog/posts/2...
foxnet.nekoweb.org/blog/posts/2...
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Come back again and wake me up at about half past May.
January 10, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Come back again and wake me up at about half past May.
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Call me yeast because I wish to be bread
January 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Call me yeast because I wish to be bread
Hi yes
The Six Deaths of the Saint by Alix E. Harrow has completely murdered me. Thank you and good night.
The Six Deaths of the Saint by Alix E. Harrow has completely murdered me. Thank you and good night.
January 10, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Hi yes
The Six Deaths of the Saint by Alix E. Harrow has completely murdered me. Thank you and good night.
The Six Deaths of the Saint by Alix E. Harrow has completely murdered me. Thank you and good night.
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
January 10, 2026 at 4:45 AM
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP
Somebody should also buy me a men’s antique cane because they’re cool and the perfect height for me.
January 10, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Somebody should also buy me a men’s antique cane because they’re cool and the perfect height for me.
I serve as the Berlin Wall in my own home.
January 10, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I serve as the Berlin Wall in my own home.
Crimes have been committed.
January 10, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Crimes have been committed.
Screaming, crying, throwing up. Someone buy these for me.
January 10, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Screaming, crying, throwing up. Someone buy these for me.
Happy Friday!!!!!
January 10, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Happy Friday!!!!!
I suspected it when my partner ( @riceandsalt97.bsky.social ) showed me but I suspected it was just play but imagining this as an underdog taking on the big champ for the Belt is much better.
January 10, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I suspected it when my partner ( @riceandsalt97.bsky.social ) showed me but I suspected it was just play but imagining this as an underdog taking on the big champ for the Belt is much better.
So glad I met my partner AFTER I stopped having my period cause lemme tell you I would not have wanted to wait a week each time because I hate the feeling of it.
December 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
So glad I met my partner AFTER I stopped having my period cause lemme tell you I would not have wanted to wait a week each time because I hate the feeling of it.
At a family holiday meal and I just realized that I’m somehow at the adults table…this is surreal.
December 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
At a family holiday meal and I just realized that I’m somehow at the adults table…this is surreal.
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I was wondering what the non-Christmas/Christian inflatable holiday decoration scene looks like, and the Muslims are really bringing it
newtraditionsstore.com/collections/...
newtraditionsstore.com/collections/...
December 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I was wondering what the non-Christmas/Christian inflatable holiday decoration scene looks like, and the Muslims are really bringing it
newtraditionsstore.com/collections/...
newtraditionsstore.com/collections/...
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[redacted] :why you looking at me like that?
Me:
Me:
December 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
[redacted] :why you looking at me like that?
Me:
Me:
Thicker than a snicker, respectfully of course.
December 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Thicker than a snicker, respectfully of course.
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🔮 all these white people talking about “remigrating” immigrants
remigrate yourselves of our lands you racist colonialist white fucks
remigrate yourselves of our lands you racist colonialist white fucks
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
🔮 all these white people talking about “remigrating” immigrants
remigrate yourselves of our lands you racist colonialist white fucks
remigrate yourselves of our lands you racist colonialist white fucks
@evanwelch.bsky.social just attended “Taking Care of Your High Not a Boy Boyfriend 101”
1. Give them pizza
2. Turn on Baby Einstein
3. Tease /nonsexual
1. Give them pizza
2. Turn on Baby Einstein
3. Tease /nonsexual
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
@evanwelch.bsky.social just attended “Taking Care of Your High Not a Boy Boyfriend 101”
1. Give them pizza
2. Turn on Baby Einstein
3. Tease /nonsexual
1. Give them pizza
2. Turn on Baby Einstein
3. Tease /nonsexual
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@greyfingerbandit.bsky.social: Slate? What happened to your collar again?
Me: “Cats of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your collars!
-Karl Meorx”
Me: “Cats of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your collars!
-Karl Meorx”
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
@greyfingerbandit.bsky.social: Slate? What happened to your collar again?
Me: “Cats of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your collars!
-Karl Meorx”
Me: “Cats of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your collars!
-Karl Meorx”
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hiiiiii MA request we need $2383 minimum to save our injured cat, he’s my wife’s ESA and it loves him more than anything else in this world
ven @maksheyfe
ca$h $cavalieraviator
paypaI @maksheyfearts
ven @maksheyfe
ca$h $cavalieraviator
paypaI @maksheyfearts
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
hiiiiii MA request we need $2383 minimum to save our injured cat, he’s my wife’s ESA and it loves him more than anything else in this world
ven @maksheyfe
ca$h $cavalieraviator
paypaI @maksheyfearts
ven @maksheyfe
ca$h $cavalieraviator
paypaI @maksheyfearts
@evanwelch.bsky.social literally us
girl coming back from exercises, getting a fresh home cooked meal, a kiss to her sweaty forehead, asked how it went but she's getting distracted by her wife's naked apron while she looks at you with i will fuck you eyes
November 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
@evanwelch.bsky.social literally us
This is possibly the best thing I’ve read in WEEKS
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This is possibly the best thing I’ve read in WEEKS
She was highly amused.
How I’m expecting today’s therapy session to go
Therapist: so how was your Thanksgiving?
Me: well I tried to give my friend and my partner salmonella poisoning because I didn’t cook the chicken long enough and my pie from hell spilled all over my partner as we left the neighborhood. How was yours?
Therapist: so how was your Thanksgiving?
Me: well I tried to give my friend and my partner salmonella poisoning because I didn’t cook the chicken long enough and my pie from hell spilled all over my partner as we left the neighborhood. How was yours?
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
She was highly amused.