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@grimmreality.bsky.social
Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https://
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I never did get these printed up but I bet I could sell a few if I did.
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I never did get these printed up but I bet I could sell a few if I did.
Mr. Handy just sitting right here.
November 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Mr. Handy just sitting right here.
Obv this remains hilarious in a face value way, but it's even funnier if, even allowing some small percentage of "female reporters" might sleep with their sources, Nuzzi is probably like 75% of them.
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Obv this remains hilarious in a face value way, but it's even funnier if, even allowing some small percentage of "female reporters" might sleep with their sources, Nuzzi is probably like 75% of them.
I'm no fancy six-figure political wag, but @zachwahls.bsky.social just got some of the meager bucks I have, an impossibility a day after the spinal implosion of the Democratic leadership, by campaigning to blow shit up. IN the party. DSCC shouldn't get a fking dime from any of us until that happens.
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I'm no fancy six-figure political wag, but @zachwahls.bsky.social just got some of the meager bucks I have, an impossibility a day after the spinal implosion of the Democratic leadership, by campaigning to blow shit up. IN the party. DSCC shouldn't get a fking dime from any of us until that happens.
In lieu of doing social media, I will just be going to Star Liquor every day for the foreseeable future.
October 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
In lieu of doing social media, I will just be going to Star Liquor every day for the foreseeable future.
Khan will get the ball and not bring it to you, per se, but will in fact place the ball over THERE, then he will stare intently at it as if to draw your attention to the ball and he will occasionally look up to make sure you see him staring at the ball, because it is not going to throw itself, duh.
October 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Khan will get the ball and not bring it to you, per se, but will in fact place the ball over THERE, then he will stare intently at it as if to draw your attention to the ball and he will occasionally look up to make sure you see him staring at the ball, because it is not going to throw itself, duh.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
I'll save everyone some time, this links to a page with, by my count, THIRTY-SIX (36) bible verses and exactly none of them mentions werewolves.
October 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I'll save everyone some time, this links to a page with, by my count, THIRTY-SIX (36) bible verses and exactly none of them mentions werewolves.
Aldi checkout showing you what you would look like if you had a tv show is, frankly, pretty rude.
October 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Aldi checkout showing you what you would look like if you had a tv show is, frankly, pretty rude.
First three responses to Zohran spot on my feed look like this, starring Ms. @deirdreassenza.bsky.social no less!
October 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
First three responses to Zohran spot on my feed look like this, starring Ms. @deirdreassenza.bsky.social no less!
Heather Mooney has my proxy.
September 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Heather Mooney has my proxy.
See, if you are using hair serum, this is the outcome I fully expect you to be achieving in your spare time.
September 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
See, if you are using hair serum, this is the outcome I fully expect you to be achieving in your spare time.
Quote post with a dramatic B&W of you.
September 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Quote post with a dramatic B&W of you.
Dogsitting at my sister's house and they have one of those fancy beds with a clicker and it has a "ZERO G" setting but it didn't shoot me into the vacuum of space so I'm thinking it's bullshit.
September 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Dogsitting at my sister's house and they have one of those fancy beds with a clicker and it has a "ZERO G" setting but it didn't shoot me into the vacuum of space so I'm thinking it's bullshit.
"No coffee for little dogs!" is a thing you have to tell little dogs sometimes.
September 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"No coffee for little dogs!" is a thing you have to tell little dogs sometimes.
I am once again asking white people with MBAs to stop having ideas.
September 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I am once again asking white people with MBAs to stop having ideas.
OH NO THIS JIFFYLUBE IS WOKE
September 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
OH NO THIS JIFFYLUBE IS WOKE
Hey, they opened a Little Tibet in that Northside stripmall next to the smoke shop. I could get samosas right now and not one of you could stop me. Try it. TRY TO STOP ME GETTING SAMOSAS FOR WHATEVER WEIRD REASON YOU WOULD HAVE TO DO THAT.
August 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Hey, they opened a Little Tibet in that Northside stripmall next to the smoke shop. I could get samosas right now and not one of you could stop me. Try it. TRY TO STOP ME GETTING SAMOSAS FOR WHATEVER WEIRD REASON YOU WOULD HAVE TO DO THAT.
and HOW. Look how ferocious and stealthy a floofserpent she is! V v scary and fearsome.
August 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
and HOW. Look how ferocious and stealthy a floofserpent she is! V v scary and fearsome.
First of all, you're the best.
Second of all, did you KNOW that Winnie, whom I am sitting this week, has EYELINER CUZ SHE IS A HAPPY GOTHGIRL? Well, if you didn't, you do now!
Second of all, did you KNOW that Winnie, whom I am sitting this week, has EYELINER CUZ SHE IS A HAPPY GOTHGIRL? Well, if you didn't, you do now!
August 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
First of all, you're the best.
Second of all, did you KNOW that Winnie, whom I am sitting this week, has EYELINER CUZ SHE IS A HAPPY GOTHGIRL? Well, if you didn't, you do now!
Second of all, did you KNOW that Winnie, whom I am sitting this week, has EYELINER CUZ SHE IS A HAPPY GOTHGIRL? Well, if you didn't, you do now!
Can dogs multitask? Science has long mulled this vexing question but Ms. Athena can simultaneously sit casually and comfortably WHILST at the very same time standing ever vigilant against dumb squirrels.
August 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Can dogs multitask? Science has long mulled this vexing question but Ms. Athena can simultaneously sit casually and comfortably WHILST at the very same time standing ever vigilant against dumb squirrels.
Given the moment we find ourselves in and the societal prevalence of Sharpies, I am urging the municipal government to strongly reconsider the shorthand terms used in their new safety signs.
July 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Given the moment we find ourselves in and the societal prevalence of Sharpies, I am urging the municipal government to strongly reconsider the shorthand terms used in their new safety signs.