Grimm
@grimmreality.bsky.social
Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https://
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Grimm
@grimmreality.bsky.social
· Oct 19
HEY, we can do pinned posts now so I am going back to this old chestnut as my calling card.
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Oh, I never got a Real ID. Forgot. It kinda seems like anyone can do whatever they want in any given situation in the country right now, though, so I’m actually not too worried about it. The TSA uses the Island of Misfit Toys as a hiring agency, I’ll be fine.
November 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Oh, I never got a Real ID. Forgot. It kinda seems like anyone can do whatever they want in any given situation in the country right now, though, so I’m actually not too worried about it. The TSA uses the Island of Misfit Toys as a hiring agency, I’ll be fine.
Well look at that, the only good idea the little nazi fucks have ever had.
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to haunt them with the possibility of criminal prosecutions.
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to haunt them with the possibility of criminal prosecutions.Worse still is their growing belief that the b...
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November 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Well look at that, the only good idea the little nazi fucks have ever had.
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If RFKj could cry what would the consistency of the tears be? I bet viscous
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If RFKj could cry what would the consistency of the tears be? I bet viscous
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Going to the mall and putting a potato in the pocket of every dress.
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Going to the mall and putting a potato in the pocket of every dress.
Every ad I see for fancy cars with "hands-free driving" seem like they should have a robot-voice voiceover that just says "Lazy humans, purchase this aspirational product that makes it super-easy to murder you."
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Every ad I see for fancy cars with "hands-free driving" seem like they should have a robot-voice voiceover that just says "Lazy humans, purchase this aspirational product that makes it super-easy to murder you."
You know that episode of Space Ghost CtoC where Zorak kicks off the show by announcing "I'm coppin' an attitude!"
I need that on my phone so I can just play it for anyone who tries to talk to me.
I need that on my phone so I can just play it for anyone who tries to talk to me.
November 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
You know that episode of Space Ghost CtoC where Zorak kicks off the show by announcing "I'm coppin' an attitude!"
I need that on my phone so I can just play it for anyone who tries to talk to me.
I need that on my phone so I can just play it for anyone who tries to talk to me.
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mamdani should nationalize the new york times
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
mamdani should nationalize the new york times
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P.S. sorry, I set your boyfriend on fire.
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
P.S. sorry, I set your boyfriend on fire.
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Remember, your very existence pisses someone off and that's every reason to keep going.
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Remember, your very existence pisses someone off and that's every reason to keep going.
Me making a heroic effort to do literally ANYthing.
a dog is standing on a leather couch in a living room .
ALT: a dog is standing on a leather couch in a living room .
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November 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Me making a heroic effort to do literally ANYthing.
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well well well if it isn't the cop ive been racing for the past half hour
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
well well well if it isn't the cop ive been racing for the past half hour
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once you have gotten out of a relationship with an abusive partner, you start every prospective relationship having determined you could kill them if you had to and telling them straight up "I will fuck you UP"
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
once you have gotten out of a relationship with an abusive partner, you start every prospective relationship having determined you could kill them if you had to and telling them straight up "I will fuck you UP"
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Hot shingles in your area MAY ALREADY BE INSIDE YOUR BODY!
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hot shingles in your area MAY ALREADY BE INSIDE YOUR BODY!
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When I “hide your reply from everyone”, I believe you should receive a moderate electric shock as a gentle rebuke to remind you that you are posting in a society and should conduct yourself accordingly. Operant conditioning as community management.
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
When I “hide your reply from everyone”, I believe you should receive a moderate electric shock as a gentle rebuke to remind you that you are posting in a society and should conduct yourself accordingly. Operant conditioning as community management.
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Remember: the only way to save New York City from Donald Trump’s wrath is electing Andrew Cuomo.
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Remember: the only way to save New York City from Donald Trump’s wrath is electing Andrew Cuomo.
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donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
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trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
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At my age, It’s only a friend with benefits if they’re a chiropractor.
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
At my age, It’s only a friend with benefits if they’re a chiropractor.
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Ricky Gervais is a warning about what happens to you when you become absolutely certain you figured literally everything out in your 20s.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Ricky Gervais is a warning about what happens to you when you become absolutely certain you figured literally everything out in your 20s.
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In a world in which people with too much power and influence desperately need to be told and to understand when they are wrong, we are suddenly all inescapably drowning in sycophancy machines.
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
In a world in which people with too much power and influence desperately need to be told and to understand when they are wrong, we are suddenly all inescapably drowning in sycophancy machines.
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[freddy krueger enters my dream and it’s just me pogo sticking around on a giant dildo]
Freddy: what the..
Freddy: what the..
September 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
[freddy krueger enters my dream and it’s just me pogo sticking around on a giant dildo]
Freddy: what the..
Freddy: what the..
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Health insurance companies carry out devastating atrocities and ruin innocent lives with zero accountability for the same reason all large companies can: Every step in the process is handled by different people and different departments, all with different responsibilities. (A Thread 🧵👇🏻)
December 26, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Health insurance companies carry out devastating atrocities and ruin innocent lives with zero accountability for the same reason all large companies can: Every step in the process is handled by different people and different departments, all with different responsibilities. (A Thread 🧵👇🏻)
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introvert party idea: everyone sends me a food platter but stays home
November 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
introvert party idea: everyone sends me a food platter but stays home
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I’m starting to think those bitches on Facebook did not pray for me
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I’m starting to think those bitches on Facebook did not pray for me