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@grimmreality.bsky.social
Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https://
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My dad was 100% a danger to the community.
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Me, every time they renewed my dad's driver's license: HOW?
November 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Yeah, as you say, they'd fuck it up PLUS we can't put nazis on the moon because it's just too eerily close to Iron Sky and that just leads to Hitler riding a t-rex and nobody needs that.
Alcatraz? The moon?

…No. They’d meddle with the moon…

The Mariana Trench?
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I don't know, while I'd love to make them the Laika of some kind of space project, it kind of presumes Musk would still be free and pissing away nose-led rich people's money and I'd prefer his route to be one of many show-trials.
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I'm pragmatic, though, we could find a fair outcome where every person who donned an ICE or CBP uniform or worked for DOGE gets to remain alive but will be removed from society to a place of incarceration, unable to further prey upon and fuck up the lives of normal decent humans, until they die.
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I never did get these printed up but I bet I could sell a few if I did.
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Doing physical therapy for shitty parts of me that are breaking down and the very nice reception lady led me back to the room and I tripped on nothing and she said "You ok?" and I said "I'd be FINE if weren't for your gauntlet of dangerous completely flat unobstructed hallways."
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM