Grinch Heart
@grinchheart.bsky.social
The mean green who wants to be seen. Anon by necessity, but my love for you is public. Enjoy food, video/board games, books, horror, Housewives, and dogs. (he/him)
Hey, it's GrinchHeart and you're watching the Disney Channel!
*sobs*
*sobs*
a woman with blonde hair is smiling in front of a white wall
Alt: a woman with blonde hair is smiling in front of a white wall. She uses a wand to trace the shape of Mickey Mouse's head which then fills with the Disney Channel logo.
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January 7, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Hey, it's GrinchHeart and you're watching the Disney Channel!
*sobs*
*sobs*
Looked back through my 2016 photos and I’m happy to report that I have hardly aged a day
January 7, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Looked back through my 2016 photos and I’m happy to report that I have hardly aged a day
I wanted to grow my mustache out to look like Magnum, P.I., but my husband hates when it grows down over my upper lip 🥸
January 7, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I wanted to grow my mustache out to look like Magnum, P.I., but my husband hates when it grows down over my upper lip 🥸
"FrieWREN: Beyond Journey's End"
January 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
"FrieWREN: Beyond Journey's End"
I have to keep it on the "For You" feed because the "Following" feed with news on it is so fucking grim
January 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I have to keep it on the "For You" feed because the "Following" feed with news on it is so fucking grim
A bunch of Stranger Things fans about to be disappointed today
January 7, 2026 at 3:57 PM
A bunch of Stranger Things fans about to be disappointed today
“Have You Ever Been A Hole?”
to the tune of “Have You Never Been Mellow?” by Olivia Newton John 🎶🎤
to the tune of “Have You Never Been Mellow?” by Olivia Newton John 🎶🎤
a woman covering her eyes with her hands with a neon outline around her
Alt: a woman covering her eyes with her hands with a neon outline around her
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January 7, 2026 at 12:53 AM
“Have You Ever Been A Hole?”
to the tune of “Have You Never Been Mellow?” by Olivia Newton John 🎶🎤
to the tune of “Have You Never Been Mellow?” by Olivia Newton John 🎶🎤
I’m begging for Hollywood to recognize there are other great IPs out there and we don’t have to keep mining these legends for slop
Sir Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood will reunite as Gandalf and Frodo in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
January 6, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I’m begging for Hollywood to recognize there are other great IPs out there and we don’t have to keep mining these legends for slop
Well, now that the SWAT team has left the neighborhood I guess all us looky-loos can get on with our day
January 6, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Well, now that the SWAT team has left the neighborhood I guess all us looky-loos can get on with our day
Waitaminute! We’ve been bamboozled!
I’m so bored lately maybe I’ll pretend it’s my birthday tomorrow for attention
January 6, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Waitaminute! We’ve been bamboozled!
Oop! The police have surrounded a house on my street and are searching for someone with an arrest warrant. Sounded like gunshots earlier, too 😳
January 6, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Oop! The police have surrounded a house on my street and are searching for someone with an arrest warrant. Sounded like gunshots earlier, too 😳
Woke up at 5, stayed in bed until 7, drank coffee on the couch under the electric blanket with the dogs until 9, and now trying to justify not having to do any work at all today
The procrastination is real, folx 🤷
The procrastination is real, folx 🤷
January 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Woke up at 5, stayed in bed until 7, drank coffee on the couch under the electric blanket with the dogs until 9, and now trying to justify not having to do any work at all today
The procrastination is real, folx 🤷
The procrastination is real, folx 🤷
Who has such a hate boner for FFXIV that they keep DDoSing it week after week?
a cartoon character holds a sign that says get a life
Alt: a cartoon character holds a sign that says get a life
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January 6, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Who has such a hate boner for FFXIV that they keep DDoSing it week after week?
Just hearing about the Stranger Things Conformity Gate theory and, I gotta say, you all are wild
The boundless imagination of humanity will always supersede any individual writers group
(Would be cool if it was real, though)
The boundless imagination of humanity will always supersede any individual writers group
(Would be cool if it was real, though)
January 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Just hearing about the Stranger Things Conformity Gate theory and, I gotta say, you all are wild
The boundless imagination of humanity will always supersede any individual writers group
(Would be cool if it was real, though)
The boundless imagination of humanity will always supersede any individual writers group
(Would be cool if it was real, though)
Good god, I need to get off the internet
January 5, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Good god, I need to get off the internet
Reposted by Grinch Heart
Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol
January 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol
Checking the latest episode of Real Housewives on Peacock during the holiday week
Old!
January 5, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Checking the latest episode of Real Housewives on Peacock during the holiday week
I’m not even back at work today and I still have anxiety
a man says instantly i 'm feeling this like deep aching sense of dread in front of a door
Alt: a man says instantly i 'm feeling this like deep aching sense of dread in front of a door
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January 5, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I’m not even back at work today and I still have anxiety
A spin off with the doormen of apartment buildings across from each other called “Greeted Rivalry”
a spin-off with goats called Bleated Rivalry
a spin-off taking place on Bluesky called Skeeted Rivalry
January 5, 2026 at 1:21 PM
A spin off with the doormen of apartment buildings across from each other called “Greeted Rivalry”
Reposted by Grinch Heart
living in the 2020’s
January 4, 2026 at 3:23 PM
living in the 2020’s
The braided belts are what really complete this image 😆
Two 1990s assistant principals with baggy khakis and braided belts call each other to the office in Pleated Rivalry
Two chess masters facing off and falling in love in Seated Rivalry.
January 5, 2026 at 1:14 PM
The braided belts are what really complete this image 😆
Post a famous bathroom scene
a man in a red sweater is crawling on the floor in a room .
Alt: Troy from the Goonies just got ass blasted to high heaven on an exploding toilet. He lies on the bathroom floor and yells "daddy!"
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January 5, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
Taking down all the holiday decorations and now the house feels so empty 😢
January 5, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Taking down all the holiday decorations and now the house feels so empty 😢
Sometimes you just got to hunt some (Christmastime) ghosts #phasmophobia
January 4, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Sometimes you just got to hunt some (Christmastime) ghosts #phasmophobia