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I have started my transition away from Twitter. I don't think I'll ever leave... but I don't want to miss out on pocket friends - the few I have.
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is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat?

ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details)
smh - Secret Message Hahahaha
tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis
idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat)
gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg
March 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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There’s always that one person in the group chat who communicates 50% in emoji. We made that person the National Security Adviser.
March 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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isn’t it worse if you accidentally let a *bad* journalist spy on your war plans
asked about texting war plans to a Signal group, Pete Hegseth deflects by attacking Jeffrey Goldberg as a "discredited so-called journalist."

(MAGA's only plays are whataboutism and attacking the messenger. Every. Time.)
March 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.
Pm Private GIF
ALT: Pm Private GIF
media.tenor.com
March 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Shoutout to the media lawyer that had the Atlantic article REPEATEDLY and CLEARLY emphasize that AT NO TIME did the author have the REQUISITE MENS REA.
March 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Every weird text I get from now on I’m going to assume it’s Hegseth.
March 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Today…
March 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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BREAKING: Chief Judge Boasberg denies the federal government's effort to vacate the TROs in the Alien Enemies Act case, finding that people the government claims are subject to the proclamation at least have a right to "individualized hearings to determine whether the Act applies to them at all."
March 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Meta approving higher exec bonuses after laying off 5% is a great reminder of what *all* of this is really about.
February 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
How do you people do it?
February 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
@jdotj.bsky.social www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...

Just bad behavior in general. Byron didn’t die for this shit.
January 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
January 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
You don’t follow Justice Thomas on TikTok?

Banger follow.
Imagining the justices huddled around their law clerks scrolling through TikTok to try and figure out how it works.
January 18, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Snow eminent.
January 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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When there was only one set of footprints that’s when your offensive lineman power slammed you into the end zone.
January 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Gulliver’s Travels from 1726.
I agreed to do a book exchange Secret Santa and have…ʳᵉᵃᵈ ⁿᵒ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵇᵒᵒᵏˢ ˡᵃᵗᵉˡʸ

pls help, what should I get my person?? they’re already familiar with my normal romantasy beat, so ACOTAR and fourth wing series are sadly out
December 18, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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how many nogs did we actually try before settling on egg
December 2, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I did not read this as “cook” either time.

Yikes.
I was upset for a moment thinking that Tolkien never tells us Bilbo’s cook’s name, but then I found a Reddit thread with textual proof he cooks himself.
December 1, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Oddest thing I saw all weekend was an Eras Tour 3 cassette set.
December 1, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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I really need to buy a whole ham more often, because I can happily subsist by nibbling bits off a high-quality ham for a VERY long time
December 1, 2024 at 5:20 PM
I just realized I didn’t share my fun weekend escapades over here… and that’s sad.
December 1, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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Hubs is playing Modern Warfare. He dies. Somewhat repeatedly. A quote appears on the screen:
“Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.”

Me: Babe I think the problem is you’re not truly living thru this level.

Him: glares

Follow me for more inspirational tips to give to your favorite gamer.
November 29, 2024 at 2:11 AM
A small thanksgiving was still a great thanksgiving.
November 29, 2024 at 3:36 AM