GrinningSatyr
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"Tell us a little about yourself."
"No thanks."
"No thanks."
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Then she handed the scalpel over, her expression a mix of relief and guilt. “I could do it if I had to.” Huh. Amena wanted to help, maybe to prove herself. I said, “I know you could.”
September 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Then she handed the scalpel over, her expression a mix of relief and guilt. “I could do it if I had to.” Huh. Amena wanted to help, maybe to prove herself. I said, “I know you could.”
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“Girl” and “world” was a mistake of epic proportions though
June 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
“Girl” and “world” was a mistake of epic proportions though
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I had an input on my threat assessment module continuously now so I could get real-time updates instead of just checking it periodically, and yes, it was a constant source of irritation because it reacted to everything. No, it was not helping my anxiety.
June 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I had an input on my threat assessment module continuously now so I could get real-time updates instead of just checking it periodically, and yes, it was a constant source of irritation because it reacted to everything. No, it was not helping my anxiety.
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biopic should be pronounced like myopic.
June 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
biopic should be pronounced like myopic.
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Hello? Hello? Is this the manager?
I would like a full refund on my Christmas 2024 “Peace on Earth” greeting cards.
I would like a full refund on my Christmas 2024 “Peace on Earth” greeting cards.
June 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Hello? Hello? Is this the manager?
I would like a full refund on my Christmas 2024 “Peace on Earth” greeting cards.
I would like a full refund on my Christmas 2024 “Peace on Earth” greeting cards.
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Your favorite "dads" are back with more bad(?) dad jokes, just in time for Father's Day weekend.
June 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Your favorite "dads" are back with more bad(?) dad jokes, just in time for Father's Day weekend.
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I needed to have an emotion in private.
June 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I needed to have an emotion in private.
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My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com
May 31, 2025 at 9:28 AM
My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com
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*Wink* oh sorry. That wasn't meant for you. I was winking at that tree. That oak is hot as hell. *Wink* that one was for the tree also.
May 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
*Wink* oh sorry. That wasn't meant for you. I was winking at that tree. That oak is hot as hell. *Wink* that one was for the tree also.
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SUNDAY WITH NANCY & SLUGGO
May 25, 2025 at 8:16 AM
SUNDAY WITH NANCY & SLUGGO
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Happy Mental Health Awareness Month to all who celebrate
May 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Happy Mental Health Awareness Month to all who celebrate
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New Corkscrew Whirlycoaster IUD Gets Sperm Cell Too Dizzy To Find Uterus
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May 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
New Corkscrew Whirlycoaster IUD Gets Sperm Cell Too Dizzy To Find Uterus
theonion.com/new-cor...
theonion.com/new-cor...
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:incoherent audio: several humans shouting at once
May 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
:incoherent audio: several humans shouting at once
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For fuck’s sake, I knew this was a bad idea and I stood here like an idiot and let it happen.
May 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
For fuck’s sake, I knew this was a bad idea and I stood here like an idiot and let it happen.
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If I sound calm, I was actually not calm.
May 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
If I sound calm, I was actually not calm.
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NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY
April 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY
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why is everything made of ROCKS ??? this shit SUCKS!!! - a flintstone who has had enough
April 18, 2025 at 8:13 AM
why is everything made of ROCKS ??? this shit SUCKS!!! - a flintstone who has had enough
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 15,1947
April 15,1947
April 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 15,1947
April 15,1947
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Yes! They claim fake mews
April 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Yes! They claim fake mews
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I did not plan my golden years for this yippy garbage.
April 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I did not plan my golden years for this yippy garbage.
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Fried egg rug
March 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Fried egg rug
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Imagine being the first person who thought to put some form of bread & some form of cheese together. Printing press WHO
March 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Imagine being the first person who thought to put some form of bread & some form of cheese together. Printing press WHO
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A quart of ice cream has the same “food value” as 20 pounds of lettuce. Chicago 1915
March 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
A quart of ice cream has the same “food value” as 20 pounds of lettuce. Chicago 1915