old man boywife
@groceries.bsky.social
be the freak you wanna see
just don't follow me
just don't follow me
Pinned
You literally don't need to follow me. If I post good you'll see it from Denny's account.
To the tune of Wonderful Christmastime:
I am
Trapped in
A sexual circus tent
I am
Trapped in
A sexual circus tent
December 27, 2025 at 6:06 AM
To the tune of Wonderful Christmastime:
I am
Trapped in
A sexual circus tent
I am
Trapped in
A sexual circus tent
No fucking way my upstairs neighbor is vacuuming right now
December 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
No fucking way my upstairs neighbor is vacuuming right now
Thank you Walgreens for discounting my $133 medication to $92.75
December 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Thank you Walgreens for discounting my $133 medication to $92.75
foreskin phantom pain
December 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
foreskin phantom pain
I love when people repost a few of their old posts back to back because I get to identify the search term.
December 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I love when people repost a few of their old posts back to back because I get to identify the search term.
My favorite part of this is I've already blocked or been blocked by this excellent and very normal poster. Unrelated.
December 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My favorite part of this is I've already blocked or been blocked by this excellent and very normal poster. Unrelated.
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-whispering into your ear- I'm gonna turn your hair into clown hair
December 24, 2023 at 7:28 PM
-whispering into your ear- I'm gonna turn your hair into clown hair
Reposted by old man boywife
Speak aloud the cowboy creed with me:
Bless my spurs
And my chaps
And my big ol cowboy hat
Bless my spurs
And my chaps
And my big ol cowboy hat
May 28, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Speak aloud the cowboy creed with me:
Bless my spurs
And my chaps
And my big ol cowboy hat
Bless my spurs
And my chaps
And my big ol cowboy hat
Reposted by old man boywife
Talked to my ISP they said I don't need a router anymore I'm advanced enough to just suck it out of the air
June 4, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Talked to my ISP they said I don't need a router anymore I'm advanced enough to just suck it out of the air
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I cannot stress enough that I'm literally just talking to my pals on here and if you see it by accident that's not my problem.
January 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I cannot stress enough that I'm literally just talking to my pals on here and if you see it by accident that's not my problem.
I have given up on trying to get non-mutuals to unfollow this account. You win!
December 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I have given up on trying to get non-mutuals to unfollow this account. You win!
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Every day it feels like I'm being asked to solve riddles written by a bird and everyone is like "yeah, the bird riddles, the ones we solve every day?? the normal thing we all do????"
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Every day it feels like I'm being asked to solve riddles written by a bird and everyone is like "yeah, the bird riddles, the ones we solve every day?? the normal thing we all do????"
Man I do not feel like it
December 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Man I do not feel like it
You deserve to be killed
Do you think Samwise ever deep Froded all the way to the Baggins?
December 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
You deserve to be killed
I swear I've heard Last Christmas about 600 times this year and not a single other holiday song
December 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I swear I've heard Last Christmas about 600 times this year and not a single other holiday song
Swallowing two zyn pouches and heading to the estate sale of the late local pervert. I'm flipping through a massive collection of vintage nudie mags page by page and every time someone notices I say I'm looking for bedbugs.
December 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Swallowing two zyn pouches and heading to the estate sale of the late local pervert. I'm flipping through a massive collection of vintage nudie mags page by page and every time someone notices I say I'm looking for bedbugs.
You literally don't need to follow me. If I post good you'll see it from Denny's account.
December 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
You literally don't need to follow me. If I post good you'll see it from Denny's account.
Discussing whether or not the cat has allergies.
Denny: she could have hay fever!
Me: it's December
Denny: she could have sleigh fever!
Denny: she could have hay fever!
Me: it's December
Denny: she could have sleigh fever!
December 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Discussing whether or not the cat has allergies.
Denny: she could have hay fever!
Me: it's December
Denny: she could have sleigh fever!
Denny: she could have hay fever!
Me: it's December
Denny: she could have sleigh fever!
Got honked at for walking on the sidewalk. In 2025. Fully covered in ratty ass sweatpants and a scarf. I'm shooting lasers at you with my mind. Crash your car.
December 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Got honked at for walking on the sidewalk. In 2025. Fully covered in ratty ass sweatpants and a scarf. I'm shooting lasers at you with my mind. Crash your car.
If Eminem was a fish.......swim shady
December 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
If Eminem was a fish.......swim shady
When did everyone start saying "crimpson" and can they stop
December 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
When did everyone start saying "crimpson" and can they stop
what the fuck
December 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
what the fuck
"I like that you're keeping with tradition, the pride flag still has its creases" - @dennywhere.bsky.social
December 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"I like that you're keeping with tradition, the pride flag still has its creases" - @dennywhere.bsky.social
Everyone work on your hip mobility, I want to see someone get their meta glasses kicked off.
December 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Everyone work on your hip mobility, I want to see someone get their meta glasses kicked off.