grumpy uncle
grumpyuncle.bsky.social
grumpy uncle
@grumpyuncle.bsky.social
curmudgeon but a firm believer in humanity Eudaimonia ethics.

We are all in this boat together, everybody row.
Pinned
Your last selfie will be the likeness of your face stamped on a soylent green cracker.

Until we all die in the food riots, stay pretty.
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Trump appoints John Frum as interim US Attorney for Persecuting his enemies list.

#CargoCultFascists
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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UPDATE: We've added 5 more staffers to our DOGE tracker, taking the total to 114.

This is everyone who we've confirmed has worked for DOGE ⤵️
Elon Musk’s Demolition Crew
Elon Musk, the world’s richest man, has been unleashed on federal agencies. ProPublica is attempting to document who is working with him and what they are doing.
projects.propublica.org
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Donald Trump's America, where the government abuses autistic children.
A video captured of Maria a Street Vendor reunited with her
Autistic 15 yr old son after he was wrongfully detained for 50 days.
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Support this guy. He does good work.
To recap: My law firm represented Black and Latino voters in striking down Texas' new congressional map.

The dissenting opinion mentions George Soros 17 times and me and my law firm 3 times (all about how connected to Soros I allegedly am). I have never seen anything like it.
In a remarkable and deeply unconventional dissent, U.S. Circuit Judge Jerry E. Smith unleashed a blistering and bizarre attack on his fellow judges after a federal court struck down Texas’ unconstitutional racial gerrymander. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"You must create an account to redeem fee article"

I wish there was a "Coin Slot" like a pay pal type service where we could pay maybe 50 cents to access the article. Like in the old days at a newsstand buy a paper with no need to subscribe. Throw down a coin, get the news.
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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🚨Using any kind of chemical weapons at this range is aggravated assault against peaceful protesters. They have no weapons, they pose no threat. ICE is the enemy. 1/2
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
From now on, whenever I say something to a RedHat, I will begin with "Quiet, piggy".
Every outlet worth a damn should be calling this out.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
eMpTy Greene is simply a contrarian. She goes against the grain in order to get attention. And the media services her narcissism. She is not in any way a leader.

She is so contrary that if she fell in a river she would float upstream. And the media would proclaim it a miracle. Clickbait.
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I was watching a Rationality Rules video on rhetoric, and this screenshot seems to capture the sense of the day.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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If the door hits Cuomo's ass on the way out, he'll finally get an idea of what it's like to be a woman on his staff.
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
One thing you can say with absolute certainty is that New York City has never had any immigrants in it. And there has never ever been a Mayor of New York who spoke of the immigrants population there, as they simply do not exist. That's the social truth.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=45o0...
Beau James - 1957 - Latvians
YouTube video by Mr.Humeyumptewa
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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[Exit Clown.]
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It's too brusque to say someone "Is dead". Much more poetic to say "they are ice skating in the 9th circle".
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
control the narrative. Schumer? Schumer?
I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.
October 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
mentally ill. Painfully obvious he is mentally ill, utterly unfit for office. #25thAmendment #25th47
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Thank you to the organizers of today's wildly successful (and peaceful) "No Kings" rallies. You did an amazing job. And thanks to all the millions of people who showed up to give us faith. And a special shout out to the White House regime and the Speaker of the House for all the free publicity!
October 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
October 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The sort of thing Kings do......
This doesn’t even include the ones who had pending case but he had their charges dropped.
October 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between."– Oscar Wilde
October 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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The voters made their voice heard. And now, Adelita Grijalva is officially certified to represent Arizona’s 7th Congressional District.

It’s time for Mike Johnson to stop playing games and swear in Adelita so she can get to working for the people of AZ-07.
October 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM