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I'm afraid I'm going to use this about as often as I used the nasty alternative. Which wasn't much.
May 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I'm afraid I'm going to use this about as often as I used the nasty alternative. Which wasn't much.
Just want to let folks know, if I'm wearing a baseball cap which looks like a red one, it my Phillies cap with the Phanatic on it. Nothing to get bothered about, unless you're a Mets or Barves fan.
May 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Just want to let folks know, if I'm wearing a baseball cap which looks like a red one, it my Phillies cap with the Phanatic on it. Nothing to get bothered about, unless you're a Mets or Barves fan.
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It has been two weeks since a Georgia woman was arrested for her miscarriage, and not one major national outlet has covered the story
April 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It has been two weeks since a Georgia woman was arrested for her miscarriage, and not one major national outlet has covered the story
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“Anyone who likes or replies to the photos will be treated as a terrorist sympathizer. If you possess these images, delete them now. Elon Musk is a patriot with a great American hairline.”
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DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism
WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constituted an act of domestic terrorism. “For the benefit of all Americans, anyone who posts or reposts photos from Mr. Musk’s PayPal days will be prosecuted for terrorism,” […]
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March 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
“Anyone who likes or replies to the photos will be treated as a terrorist sympathizer. If you possess these images, delete them now. Elon Musk is a patriot with a great American hairline.”
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Dude was visiting his fiancé, who lives in Vegas. His English isn’t good so he misunderstood the border goons when they asked where he lives, he said Vegas, they took him away for questioning without a translator and now he’s been in a jail for two weeks.
A second German tourist is being held in a detention centre after having her Visa revoked by the U.S.
It’s the same detention centre holding Jessica Brösche, the German tattoo artist who spent 8 days in solitary. She’s been held for 6 weeks.
The U.S. is not a safe place to travel anymore
It’s the same detention centre holding Jessica Brösche, the German tattoo artist who spent 8 days in solitary. She’s been held for 6 weeks.
The U.S. is not a safe place to travel anymore
«Es ist schrecklich»: Deutscher Tourist wollte mit einem Esta über Mexiko in die USA einreisen – jetzt sitzt er in Abschiebehaft
Der Deutsche Lucas Sielaff befindet sich in US-Abschiebehaft. Er wollte mit einem Esta einreisen. Es ist der zweite Fall dieser Art innerhalb kurzer Zeit. Seine Verlobte äussert sich besorgt.
www.tagesanzeiger.ch
March 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Dude was visiting his fiancé, who lives in Vegas. His English isn’t good so he misunderstood the border goons when they asked where he lives, he said Vegas, they took him away for questioning without a translator and now he’s been in a jail for two weeks.
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South African car salesman tells U.S. Senator, American astronaut and U.S. Navy captain: "You are a traitor"
March 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
South African car salesman tells U.S. Senator, American astronaut and U.S. Navy captain: "You are a traitor"
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You and your family are less safe tonight because Donald Trump's penis is so devastatingly small.
March 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You and your family are less safe tonight because Donald Trump's penis is so devastatingly small.
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Yes
March 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Yes
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More than 20 civil service employees are resigning from Elon Musk’s DOGE, saying they refuse to “dismantle critical public services.”
Federal technology staffers resign rather than help Musk and DOGE
Twenty-one civil service employees have resigned from billionaire Trump adviser Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency, saying they're refusing to use their technical expertise to “dismantle ...
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February 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
More than 20 civil service employees are resigning from Elon Musk’s DOGE, saying they refuse to “dismantle critical public services.”
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Grab ‘em by the Pussy Galore. (A dad joke? No, it’s a Goldfinger reference, so it’s a granddad joke.)
Trump on DOGE: We’re going to go into Fort Knox to make sure the gold is still there. You know that? We’re going to go into Fort Knox. You know about that? We hope everything is fine with Fort Knox. But we’re going to go to Fort Knox and make sure the gold is still there.
February 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Grab ‘em by the Pussy Galore. (A dad joke? No, it’s a Goldfinger reference, so it’s a granddad joke.)
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This story can't be repeated enough. The GOP is lined up behind the guy who is so incompetent that his quasi-gov't agency did this. They're confirming his highly questionable nominees & hurting the American people.
And "accidentally"? It was stupidity, not accident. www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
And "accidentally"? It was stupidity, not accident. www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
USDA accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is now trying to rehire them
An Agriculture Department spokesperson told NBC News that officials are "working to swiftly rectify the situation."
www.nbcnews.com
February 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This story can't be repeated enough. The GOP is lined up behind the guy who is so incompetent that his quasi-gov't agency did this. They're confirming his highly questionable nominees & hurting the American people.
And "accidentally"? It was stupidity, not accident. www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
And "accidentally"? It was stupidity, not accident. www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
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Irony is electing a Landlord who drives down your country's real estate value.
February 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Irony is electing a Landlord who drives down your country's real estate value.
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it needs to be said that while democratic elected officials are trying to get into the USAID building which was shut down by musk, CNN and MSNBC are showing the entirety of a trump press conference.
February 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
it needs to be said that while democratic elected officials are trying to get into the USAID building which was shut down by musk, CNN and MSNBC are showing the entirety of a trump press conference.
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🐉✨ Firecrackers, lion dances, and red envelopes – Lunar New Year is a celebration of culture, luck, and renewal.
Also known as Chinese New Year or Spring Festival, it marks the beginning of the year in the lunar calendar and is celebrated by millions across East and Southeast Asia. 🧵⬇️ (1/4)
Also known as Chinese New Year or Spring Festival, it marks the beginning of the year in the lunar calendar and is celebrated by millions across East and Southeast Asia. 🧵⬇️ (1/4)
January 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
🐉✨ Firecrackers, lion dances, and red envelopes – Lunar New Year is a celebration of culture, luck, and renewal.
Also known as Chinese New Year or Spring Festival, it marks the beginning of the year in the lunar calendar and is celebrated by millions across East and Southeast Asia. 🧵⬇️ (1/4)
Also known as Chinese New Year or Spring Festival, it marks the beginning of the year in the lunar calendar and is celebrated by millions across East and Southeast Asia. 🧵⬇️ (1/4)
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The television ratings for Donald Trump's second inauguration dropped 27% from Joe Biden's in 2021 and were nearly 20% lower than Trump's first swearing-in in 2017.
Trump’s Inauguration Ratings Down Bigly From Biden’s
The television ratings for President Donald Trump's second inauguration are in, and they dropped 27% from President Joe Biden's in 2021 and were nearly 20% lower than Trump's first swearing-in in 2017...
www.mediaite.com
January 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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“If an individual wants to discriminate against Negroes or others in selling or renting his house, it is his right to do so.”
- Ronald Reagan, 1966
Never forget - there was a veto-proof majority, and that's why Reagan signed #MLKDay into law.
- Ronald Reagan, 1966
Never forget - there was a veto-proof majority, and that's why Reagan signed #MLKDay into law.
January 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“If an individual wants to discriminate against Negroes or others in selling or renting his house, it is his right to do so.”
- Ronald Reagan, 1966
Never forget - there was a veto-proof majority, and that's why Reagan signed #MLKDay into law.
- Ronald Reagan, 1966
Never forget - there was a veto-proof majority, and that's why Reagan signed #MLKDay into law.
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Billy Graham told Nixon on tape that 'Hitler had the right idea but went about it wrong' so the turd does not fall far from the asshole
January 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Billy Graham told Nixon on tape that 'Hitler had the right idea but went about it wrong' so the turd does not fall far from the asshole
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Of course, this EPIC ass will try to take credit for this peace. Credit instead to the Biden Administration. At last.
January 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Of course, this EPIC ass will try to take credit for this peace. Credit instead to the Biden Administration. At last.
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A terrible headline on the New York Times front page. How about, “Report Says Trump Broke the Law in Inciting 1/6 Riot”?
January 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
A terrible headline on the New York Times front page. How about, “Report Says Trump Broke the Law in Inciting 1/6 Riot”?
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Target Losing Market Share As More Americans Opt To Forgo All Earthly Possessions
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January 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Target Losing Market Share As More Americans Opt To Forgo All Earthly Possessions
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New job going well so far. Gradually being trained, which is much better than being thrown in on your own.
January 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
New job going well so far. Gradually being trained, which is much better than being thrown in on your own.
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Danish news is reporting that many of the people wearing MAGA hats in Don Jr & Charlie Kirk’s Greenland videos were homeless rounded up from the area, including one man they found under a bridge, to come into the restaurant for a photo op & a free meal. meidasnews.com/news/busted-...
Busted! Trump’s Greenland Supporters Were Homeless and Socially Disadvantaged People Bribed With Hotel Dinners
Danish news reports on Trump’s scheme
meidasnews.com
January 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Danish news is reporting that many of the people wearing MAGA hats in Don Jr & Charlie Kirk’s Greenland videos were homeless rounded up from the area, including one man they found under a bridge, to come into the restaurant for a photo op & a free meal. meidasnews.com/news/busted-...