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🎄 GuardsmanJones ♨️
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23. Line cook by day, degen shitposter by night. Aspiring Bushido Lib. Mostly politics but I sometimes be feelin' my freak.
Oh fuck my covers blown
December 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I'm pretty sure Rubio has been on the bandwagon since 2023 at least
December 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Unfortunately it's a pretty common story in the UFO community that has no singular starting point AFAIK

The shadow government stuff *might* be Rubio but it's pretty well trod ground in UFO lore.
December 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It thinks about me more tbh
December 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Have you considered that this is about the Highway of Death and not about us blowing up random boats, which is an actual example of straight-up murder?
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
"Hear ye hear ye" ass gun
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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“Instead of being able to build a strike package that can penetrate an air defense network and hit a HVT we should fire 100 Shahed copies at them!”

But why. Why would we do that.
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Am I having a stroke?
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Prints are available. Everything currently 50% off on Redbubble, apparently.

You would also be helping to recompense the Temu theft since I can't do anything about it (I can't even get the relevant page to load, perhaps owing to some regional restrictions). 🥲

www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/5918...
Pudgy Horse Lascaux Tribute 1 by Himmapaan | Redbubble
A #PudgyHorse tribute to the Lascaux cave paintings, painted with the Strata Trio Natural Formation watercolours, handmade from Cretaceous rocks by Mary Sanche.
www.redbubble.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
He just like me fr
December 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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4) That orgs as unhinged as Code Pink and PSL are so visible in street-level organizing should prompt feelings of embarrassment and reflection on the part of the Democratic Party
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
>no one has ever invaded to liberate a territory

France, 1944

Easy and meaningless dunk ik but it still feels good
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Do you feed off of our suffering
December 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
There is no "I'm just joking bro" about wanting to see the president produce snuff films for you specifically
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
*Cue the sephiroth music*
December 2, 2025 at 10:54 AM
God knows that I'm not always a class act, even in public, but how the fuck does somebody afford a plane ticket but not ear buds in the year of our lord 2025?
December 2, 2025 at 9:31 AM