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🎃 GuardsmanJones ♨️

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23. Line cook by day, degen shitposter by night. Aspiring Bushido Lib. Slava Ukraini.

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🎃 GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · Nov 20

Up guardsing my Jones. And by 'guardsing', well, lets justr say. jonesing my peanits.

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 1h

guy who is most notable for slorking down raw eggs directly out of the shell like an australopithecine complaining that someone else is eating primitive slop

LOWρUF🐸 🇵🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇲🇽 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 1h

A huge part of current twitter is eating disorder content for racist guys

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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 5h

gotta burn this motherfucker down folks

Lynn Becker @cmgiulini.bsky.social · 5h

After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him

Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.

www.miamiherald.com

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🎃 GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 5h

LOCK THE FUCK IN, NICK

🎃 GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 6h

Any port in a storm, any melon in a war...?

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🎃 GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 6h

The only thing worse than a prude is an ignorant prude.

🎃 GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 6h

Well goddamn.

They fuckin' melons!

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🎃 GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 6h

I think its supposed to mean that those specific melons are bad and that eating them is self-abuse in comparison to the other kind of melon, but to my zoomer sensibilities it can read as melon-fucking.

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🎃 GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 6h

Like if nothing else its bad optics

🎃 GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 6h

Not only are they wrong, but I think its very funny that somebody with the @ of "cyberstalin" is trying to say that its not a tankie position

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 14h

Religious leaders here are not mincing words. They have repeatedly used the word "evil."

"Detention and deportation are acts that wound the body of Christ, and deny the dignity of God's people."

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 9h

we have had to endure 190 months of your fucking mayoral election, i don’t want to hear shit out of new york

Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 9h

I don’t think we should be gassing up people who live in Portland like this. You’re going to get so much bad art out of that.

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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 10h

Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”

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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 15h

guards ignore—but are trained—that withdrawal is a life threatening condition, and ignoring someone in withdrawal is both deliberate and indifferent

the fact that they were *wrong* about this person’s emergency doesn’t make their conduct any less deliberate or indifferent

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 17h

A lawsuit alleges a Black postal worker died after officers ignored clear signs he was suffering from a massive stroke, believing his medical emergency was drugs

The suit says guards left him helpless on a jail cell floor in his own urine for hours

KARE 11 Investigates: Postal worker died after police mistook stroke for drug impairment

Kingsley Bimpong was jailed instead of hospitalized; video shows guards ignored his suffering for hours.

www.kare11.com

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🎃 GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 23h

a basketball game is being played in a stadium that says cle on it

ALT: a basketball game is being played in a stadium that says cle on it

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Jason "Red5" Lyall @jaylyall.bsky.social · 1d

Kid Rock looks like an extra in a RoboCop commercial

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 1d

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

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🎃 GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 1d

Euro Truck sik or Cities Skylines

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 1d

Would I could find a fine frog!

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🎃 GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 1d

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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 1d

The lion does not concern himself with the midterm elections

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Wiseowl374 @wiseowl374.bsky.social · 2d

This man is your friend he fights for freedom poster but it’s portland frog hero

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🎃 GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 2d

With our* fucking samsung

🎃 GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 2d

The ruzzian edgecels could never compete with out Goonermench

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 2d

Argentina takes a chainsaw to their own government and we have to bail them out. Brazil protects their democracy by prosecuting coup plotters and we hit them with extortionate “corruption” tariffs👍

David Gura @davidgura.bsky.social · 2d

Secretary Scott Bessent says the U.S. has “directly purchased Argentine pesos,” and the Treasury Department has “finalized a $20 billion currency swap framework with Argentina’s central bank.”

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🎃 GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 2d

"I"

🎃 GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 3d

One trillion years of karmic debt upon those that use LED headlights