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bluesky is the most portland fucking online experience of all time. "talking shit about crypto & nft hurts sex workers", "the word idiot is ableism!", "blurring nudes is like the holocaust!", "bluesky elders deserve your deference!"...this place is just digitized portland.
July 24, 2023 at 3:39 PM
bluesky is the most portland fucking online experience of all time. "talking shit about crypto & nft hurts sex workers", "the word idiot is ableism!", "blurring nudes is like the holocaust!", "bluesky elders deserve your deference!"...this place is just digitized portland.
Help! I just joined Bluesky yesterday and now I am being hunted by the bluesky elders! They have tapped my phones, and put a tracking device on my car. I was taking a shit in Panera and one of them was peeking through the crack in the door. If I stop posting, please tell my family I love them.
July 23, 2023 at 10:04 PM
Help! I just joined Bluesky yesterday and now I am being hunted by the bluesky elders! They have tapped my phones, and put a tracking device on my car. I was taking a shit in Panera and one of them was peeking through the crack in the door. If I stop posting, please tell my family I love them.
Indiana Jones and the Dildo of Antiquity
July 23, 2023 at 3:32 AM
Indiana Jones and the Dildo of Antiquity
Overheard on bluesky: "this sumbitch is really skeeting his heart out, tonight"
July 23, 2023 at 3:31 AM
Overheard on bluesky: "this sumbitch is really skeeting his heart out, tonight"
Hey do you think OJ Simpson is able to buy himself a pair of gloves anymore, or does he have to have someone do it for him?
July 23, 2023 at 3:29 AM
Hey do you think OJ Simpson is able to buy himself a pair of gloves anymore, or does he have to have someone do it for him?
Hey! That cock is... My wife! 😤
July 23, 2023 at 3:28 AM
Hey! That cock is... My wife! 😤
Just imagine: there was at least one person in the twin towers on 9/11 whose last meal was Applebee's.
July 23, 2023 at 3:24 AM
Just imagine: there was at least one person in the twin towers on 9/11 whose last meal was Applebee's.
Once my friends told me to "shoot my shot" with a girl, and I did and I missed completely and killed a nun.
July 23, 2023 at 3:21 AM
Once my friends told me to "shoot my shot" with a girl, and I did and I missed completely and killed a nun.
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This is the funniest question I’ve ever seen earnestly asked
July 23, 2023 at 3:10 AM
This is the funniest question I’ve ever seen earnestly asked
folks, i am gloop-posting
July 23, 2023 at 3:11 AM
folks, i am gloop-posting
Weird that the Augustus gloop toy from the depp Wonka comes with the last turd he ever made before dying in the factory
July 23, 2023 at 3:09 AM
Weird that the Augustus gloop toy from the depp Wonka comes with the last turd he ever made before dying in the factory
Jack Twitter is outing me as secretly italian.
July 23, 2023 at 3:05 AM
Jack Twitter is outing me as secretly italian.
Lord, I've seen what you've done for others
July 23, 2023 at 3:02 AM
Lord, I've seen what you've done for others
Reposted by Guy Smiley
Calling a black guy smelly in the interest of racial justice is a pitch perfect example of what I meant when I said that this app has big time Portland vibes
well, like I said darryl, if you smell...
July 22, 2023 at 4:39 PM
Calling a black guy smelly in the interest of racial justice is a pitch perfect example of what I meant when I said that this app has big time Portland vibes
What is the first album you bought with your own money
July 23, 2023 at 2:46 AM
What is the first album you bought with your own money
imagine going from mission impossible 1 to anaconda. jon voights decline was STEEP.
July 23, 2023 at 2:39 AM
imagine going from mission impossible 1 to anaconda. jon voights decline was STEEP.
i don't know who needs to hear this, but boobs are alright
July 23, 2023 at 2:38 AM
i don't know who needs to hear this, but boobs are alright
I wonder...were dinosaur sperms extra large? Like tadpoles? Or like fish sized?
Fantastic skeeting today, gang! You deserve a treat
July 23, 2023 at 2:34 AM
I wonder...were dinosaur sperms extra large? Like tadpoles? Or like fish sized?
my name is guy smiley but I don't smile a whole lot. it's ironic. it's kind of a thinkpiece.
July 23, 2023 at 2:30 AM
my name is guy smiley but I don't smile a whole lot. it's ironic. it's kind of a thinkpiece.
just watched mission impossible 1, and ya know, that mission seemed very very possible. probable, in fact. i actually knew they would succeed.
July 23, 2023 at 2:25 AM
just watched mission impossible 1, and ya know, that mission seemed very very possible. probable, in fact. i actually knew they would succeed.
i have arrived. onto bluesky. like a big wet fart.
July 23, 2023 at 2:15 AM
i have arrived. onto bluesky. like a big wet fart.