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@gxavimr.bsky.social
· Nov 21
Admit your mistakes. Swallow your pride and know that you’ll be respected for it. Many fail to understand this. The earlier you admit that you have done wrong, the more time you have to learn and grow from them. It’s a lesson well learned.
i 😘 ve youu
I just want anybody reading this message to know that I care about you. That’s who I am. I am someone with chronic illness, disabilities and lives with lupus. But I never give up fighting for others. With the limited energy that I have I use it to fight for you and to show compassion. You are loved.
December 5, 2024 at 8:22 AM
i 😘 ve youu
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Big things are coming
December 5, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Big things are coming
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[Me answering the phone at work] This better be good, I'm eating a corn dog.
December 5, 2024 at 12:25 AM
[Me answering the phone at work] This better be good, I'm eating a corn dog.
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Um. Who am I kidding? I'm just going to eat this entire cake and get it over with.
December 2, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Um. Who am I kidding? I'm just going to eat this entire cake and get it over with.
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Yall.... they be talking about Bluesky bad bad on these other apps. 🫠 I was never on Twitter but the streets of FB said Bluesky is where all the rejects went who couldn't hang 😩. #blacksky
December 2, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Yall.... they be talking about Bluesky bad bad on these other apps. 🫠 I was never on Twitter but the streets of FB said Bluesky is where all the rejects went who couldn't hang 😩. #blacksky
other words, what we refer to as the lunch hour today was actually reserved for dinner. Whereas supper, traditionally speaking, was thought of as a light meal following dinner.
November 29, 2024 at 2:08 PM
other words, what we refer to as the lunch hour today was actually reserved for dinner. Whereas supper, traditionally speaking, was thought of as a light meal following dinner.
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I find it so funny when people are like, “I like Lin-Manuel Miranda, I just wish he weren’t so corny.” Like, what do you think the #1 requirement for a composer of musical theatre is.
November 28, 2024 at 2:53 PM
I find it so funny when people are like, “I like Lin-Manuel Miranda, I just wish he weren’t so corny.” Like, what do you think the #1 requirement for a composer of musical theatre is.
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I'm telling ya, the guys who made the Warner Brothers cartoons in the thirties and forties must have had some seriously good dope.
November 29, 2024 at 12:42 PM
I'm telling ya, the guys who made the Warner Brothers cartoons in the thirties and forties must have had some seriously good dope.
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Six decades later, Star Trek may still be the only franchise based on the ideas that diversity is strength, justice is the measure of civilization, bounty is to be shared, peace is worth the price, and all these things can be achieved.
We need more shows that look ahead and find goodness.
We need more shows that look ahead and find goodness.
November 29, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Six decades later, Star Trek may still be the only franchise based on the ideas that diversity is strength, justice is the measure of civilization, bounty is to be shared, peace is worth the price, and all these things can be achieved.
We need more shows that look ahead and find goodness.
We need more shows that look ahead and find goodness.
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I asked my wife why she married me. She said “because you're so funny and make me laugh so much."
I told her I thought it was because I was so charming and good looking. She replied. “See? You're hilarious!"
I told her I thought it was because I was so charming and good looking. She replied. “See? You're hilarious!"
November 29, 2024 at 12:44 PM
I asked my wife why she married me. She said “because you're so funny and make me laugh so much."
I told her I thought it was because I was so charming and good looking. She replied. “See? You're hilarious!"
I told her I thought it was because I was so charming and good looking. She replied. “See? You're hilarious!"
😂😂What a sad truth
I asked my wife why she married me. She said “because you're so funny and make me laugh so much."
I told her I thought it was because I was so charming and good looking. She replied. “See? You're hilarious!"
I told her I thought it was because I was so charming and good looking. She replied. “See? You're hilarious!"
November 29, 2024 at 2:06 PM
😂😂What a sad truth
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When you tell people that you don't have money, they'll stop calling out. They'll change the way they associate with you. Take no offense. That's the world we live in. People connect with you as long as longer you're useful to their appetite.
November 29, 2024 at 9:31 AM
When you tell people that you don't have money, they'll stop calling out. They'll change the way they associate with you. Take no offense. That's the world we live in. People connect with you as long as longer you're useful to their appetite.
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On behalf of pun lovers everywhere, these are 'attempted puns' at best
November 27, 2024 at 2:36 PM
On behalf of pun lovers everywhere, these are 'attempted puns' at best
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When it comes to chemistry puns...
Im in my element.
Im in my element.
November 28, 2024 at 8:31 PM
When it comes to chemistry puns...
Im in my element.
Im in my element.
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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.
Well, toucan play at that game.
Well, toucan play at that game.
November 29, 2024 at 4:21 AM
😂😂
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A hacker got into my bank account and left me a note:
"Please save more money, this was a complete waste of my time".
"Please save more money, this was a complete waste of my time".
November 28, 2024 at 5:02 PM
A hacker got into my bank account and left me a note:
"Please save more money, this was a complete waste of my time".
"Please save more money, this was a complete waste of my time".
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When my wife and I argue, I always get the last word.
They're usually, "I'm sorry. You're right."
They're usually, "I'm sorry. You're right."
November 28, 2024 at 7:34 PM
When my wife and I argue, I always get the last word.
They're usually, "I'm sorry. You're right."
They're usually, "I'm sorry. You're right."
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Introverted but willing to talk about the rapid decline of America
November 27, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Introverted but willing to talk about the rapid decline of America
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@warandpeas
November 27, 2024 at 6:44 PM
@warandpeas
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If you pardon a turkey they will just go back to their life of crime.
November 29, 2024 at 4:19 AM
😂😂😂
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If my family starts talking politics, I'm changing the subject by telling them I've joined a satanic cult
November 28, 2024 at 5:50 PM
If my family starts talking politics, I'm changing the subject by telling them I've joined a satanic cult
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I'm just gonna turn off the news and put Saw on to relax
November 17, 2024 at 7:10 PM
I'm just gonna turn off the news and put Saw on to relax
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The other ninja turtles really give Raphael a hard time for expressing the correct emotion of anger at being a sentient creature forced to live in the sewers and fight as a child soldier
November 28, 2024 at 6:13 PM
The other ninja turtles really give Raphael a hard time for expressing the correct emotion of anger at being a sentient creature forced to live in the sewers and fight as a child soldier
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The enemy within. #grickledoodle #thanksgiving #turkeyday #trojan #cartoon #holidays #art #drawing #horror #funny
November 28, 2024 at 4:53 PM
The enemy within. #grickledoodle #thanksgiving #turkeyday #trojan #cartoon #holidays #art #drawing #horror #funny
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It's a good day to ride someone
November 28, 2024 at 11:20 PM
It's a good day to ride someone