Helmer
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Hitbox this, frame data that, bro, I just wanna press buttons and be happy
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He won 0 awards because he posted this shit yesterday
December 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
He won 0 awards because he posted this shit yesterday
FINE! I'll play the god damned French game! ALONS-Y or whatever...
December 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
FINE! I'll play the god damned French game! ALONS-Y or whatever...
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@health.band couldn't resist youwillloveeachother.myshopify.com/products/lif...
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
@health.band couldn't resist youwillloveeachother.myshopify.com/products/lif...
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I think even after I hit 100kg bench my biggest achievement in life will still be beating the combat tutorial in Resonance of Fate
August 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I think even after I hit 100kg bench my biggest achievement in life will still be beating the combat tutorial in Resonance of Fate
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Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?
February 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?
Playing mercenary in poe2 really makes you feel like the only solution you need for the worlds porblems is a gun (and several high-yield explosives)
December 8, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Playing mercenary in poe2 really makes you feel like the only solution you need for the worlds porblems is a gun (and several high-yield explosives)
training legs on the same day that the poe2 ea drops so you have an excuse not to get up from your chair :)
December 6, 2024 at 3:13 PM
training legs on the same day that the poe2 ea drops so you have an excuse not to get up from your chair :)
Body how are we supposed to get big boobies at the gym if you get sick? You should think about that
November 19, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Body how are we supposed to get big boobies at the gym if you get sick? You should think about that
my body is craving pizza in a way I didn't think was possible, oh gods of the cut why do you give me these battles?
October 23, 2024 at 3:43 PM
my body is craving pizza in a way I didn't think was possible, oh gods of the cut why do you give me these battles?
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FFFFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS
December 16, 2023 at 5:48 AM
FFFFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS
Picking Dragunov in tekken but sighing and shaking my head while doing it so people know I don't support Russia 🙏
November 15, 2023 at 8:36 PM
Picking Dragunov in tekken but sighing and shaking my head while doing it so people know I don't support Russia 🙏
Mahjong is such a godlike game because you will win a round and get 16,000 points only to win again and only get 1,000 points and you have no idea why any of those happened
November 9, 2023 at 1:59 PM
Mahjong is such a godlike game because you will win a round and get 16,000 points only to win again and only get 1,000 points and you have no idea why any of those happened
gotta spend 11k SEK on car repairs this month, new job can't come soon enough
October 18, 2023 at 12:55 PM
gotta spend 11k SEK on car repairs this month, new job can't come soon enough
quote on quote "real" sports wish they could make my butt clench as hard as it does for the Geoguesser World Cup
October 14, 2023 at 6:06 PM
quote on quote "real" sports wish they could make my butt clench as hard as it does for the Geoguesser World Cup
Buying a burger on my way home from a party thinking I can eat it on my way home but noooo it has to start raining. Anyways I'm sitting here eating a soggy cold ass burger rn and I'm not having a good time
October 14, 2023 at 1:04 AM
Buying a burger on my way home from a party thinking I can eat it on my way home but noooo it has to start raining. Anyways I'm sitting here eating a soggy cold ass burger rn and I'm not having a good time
I just registered for ICFC EU TEKKEN FALL 2023 WEEK 4 www.start.gg/tournament/i...
October 11, 2023 at 11:42 AM
I just registered for ICFC EU TEKKEN FALL 2023 WEEK 4 www.start.gg/tournament/i...
getting drilled by the dentist was not any more pleasant on 4 hours of sleep, who woulda thunk
October 9, 2023 at 8:36 AM
getting drilled by the dentist was not any more pleasant on 4 hours of sleep, who woulda thunk
repping the BGC (Balding gamer community) in ff14
October 3, 2023 at 6:34 PM
repping the BGC (Balding gamer community) in ff14
I drink the beer and now idk what to do I have to DM dnd in liek 8 hours this gon be guuuuud
September 30, 2023 at 1:22 AM
I drink the beer and now idk what to do I have to DM dnd in liek 8 hours this gon be guuuuud
the sadness in my heart from finding out that the video of the guy doing goblin ASMR and drinking pear juice is no longer available is crushing
September 25, 2023 at 8:26 PM
the sadness in my heart from finding out that the video of the guy doing goblin ASMR and drinking pear juice is no longer available is crushing