Crow 🐦⬛
Mountain goat 🐐
Deer 🦌
Fer-de-lance 🐍
Sloth 🦥
Caribou
Ravens
Seals
Kea
Turkeys
Moose
Humpback whales
Giraffes
African Elephants
West African or Nile monitor lizard
Crow 🐦⬛
Mountain goat 🐐
Deer 🦌
Fer-de-lance 🐍
Sloth 🦥
woke: shove the bird in a 500 degree oven for an hour and a half
yes plumbers get lots of holiday calls.
yes it's because you overwork your disposals, pour fat/gravy/grease in your sink, and clog hosts' toilets.
holidays are hard enough as it is.
don't make them harder.
yes plumbers get lots of holiday calls.
yes it's because you overwork your disposals, pour fat/gravy/grease in your sink, and clog hosts' toilets.
holidays are hard enough as it is.
don't make them harder.
My most controversial tweet ever, from Thanksgiving three years ago, back when Twitter was Twitter and Bluesky didn’t exist.
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Pies ranked.
1. Cherry (if not too sweet).
2. Mixed berry.
3. Peach/blackberry.
4. Peach.
5. Apple.
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9. Key lime.
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99. Pecan.
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999. Pumpkin.
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