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Jack★
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Look Deep Into My Eyes...

No.

God don't Deliver. Try UPS.

*I am internet old. How many times do I have to watch people get taught the same lessons?*
Pinned
Me: I need you to move
The Cat: who da fuq r u
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Casting an unschedule nap spell on you. Postcard from my collection, no date.
December 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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256ポリねこ
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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みぃちゃんのいい顔撮れた

#Blueskyねこ部
December 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Laid down, losing my power
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Counted among Ryoqor Terteh's lesser kin, Rorrlo Tehs are found near the icy Worqor Zormor. In the Yok Huy tongue, their name means “little spirit illuminated by moonlight,” but despite the peaceful image this evokes, many an unwary traveler has found themselves frozen
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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thought this was an Onion headline
November 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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mac when he was a terrible needle-toothed puppy. you are welcome
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Hello everyone, today is my birthday! If you are able to and think about wanting to give a gift I implore you to donate to one of these rescues or charities for my birthday:
@crits4cats.org
@friendsofbear.bsky.social

www.marinemammalcenter.org

www.zeehondencentrum.nl/en/how-to-he...

Thank you!
Home | The Marine Mammal Center
The Marine Mammal Center advances ocean health through marine mammal rescue and rehabilitation, research, and education.
www.marinemammalcenter.org
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Here's your cheat sheet (accurate as of right now) - Sashay and Tango are adoption pending (together); Flamenco, Mambo and ChaCha are still available. I will, of course, let you know if/when that changes! (Email Forgotten Felines of Huntsville at [email protected] to inquire.)
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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I look forward to repurposing data centers into some of the most wicked laser tag arenas you can play.
Anecdotally on twitter seeing a big shift the last few days from every AI slop account saying every other creative field is “over” and they’re in control now to now posting about how nobody likes them and it’s not fair and they’ll persevere and real artists respect and uplift eachother
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Love to see this. Keep crying, sloppers 😂
Anecdotally on twitter seeing a big shift the last few days from every AI slop account saying every other creative field is “over” and they’re in control now to now posting about how nobody likes them and it’s not fair and they’ll persevere and real artists respect and uplift eachother
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Too tired or comfortable to care
#Hereford #Calf
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Snow #Cow
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Slo-mo dirt bath
December 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
About the Job:

There isn't one. AI wrote this shit too.
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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lol remember when they were pretending you could make GTA6 "In 6 months with a team of 10" and AI would handcraft you five Oscar-worthy films daily with single-sentence prompts

Now it's "This jiggly AI slut never says no"
Anecdotally on twitter seeing a big shift the last few days from every AI slop account saying every other creative field is “over” and they’re in control now to now posting about how nobody likes them and it’s not fair and they’ll persevere and real artists respect and uplift eachother
December 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Yeah real artist do thats why they all banded together to say fuck AI. Creativity is a process that requires effort not a prompt generator
Anecdotally on twitter seeing a big shift the last few days from every AI slop account saying every other creative field is “over” and they’re in control now to now posting about how nobody likes them and it’s not fair and they’ll persevere and real artists respect and uplift eachother
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Won't buy certain rypes of coats till this day even tho I know how to save myself
December 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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She changed my life.
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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The bear is a fan of Jurassic Park and recreated that famous scene!! Amazing!
New fear unlocked
December 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Why beef with a long twrm tenant who can read and write???? I'm calling their bosses as I type
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
They already know I'm not nice. And I demand they peint me physical copies of my lease every time??? I was just over there raising hell about them not sending me notice a digital copy was ready
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
How the office closed?
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM