Jack★
@hamburgerjack.bsky.social
Look Deep Into My Eyes...
No.
God don't Deliver. Try UPS.
*I am internet old. How many times do I have to watch people get taught the same lessons?*
No.
God don't Deliver. Try UPS.
*I am internet old. How many times do I have to watch people get taught the same lessons?*
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Surf’s Up Fruit Snacks (1990-1991): A line of beach-themed fruit snacks from General Mills' Fruit Corners, featuring shapes like boomboxes, surfers, seahorses, sunglasses, starfish and more, available in "Sun Splash" (tropical fruits) and "Tutti-Frutti" (bubblegum-adjacent) flavor varieties
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Surf’s Up Fruit Snacks (1990-1991): A line of beach-themed fruit snacks from General Mills' Fruit Corners, featuring shapes like boomboxes, surfers, seahorses, sunglasses, starfish and more, available in "Sun Splash" (tropical fruits) and "Tutti-Frutti" (bubblegum-adjacent) flavor varieties
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Rabbit rabbit rabbit. (Sashay) Wikipedia: “Rabbit rabbit rabbit” - a superstition in Britain & North America wherein a person says/repeats the words “rabbit”, “rabbits” and/or “white rabbits” aloud upon waking on the 1st day of a month, ensuring good luck for the rest of it.
December 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Rabbit rabbit rabbit. (Sashay) Wikipedia: “Rabbit rabbit rabbit” - a superstition in Britain & North America wherein a person says/repeats the words “rabbit”, “rabbits” and/or “white rabbits” aloud upon waking on the 1st day of a month, ensuring good luck for the rest of it.
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Catching up on Princess Orchestraaa
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Catching up on Princess Orchestraaa
How do I keep failing the "don't be broke" challenge every fucking week
December 1, 2025 at 11:27 AM
How do I keep failing the "don't be broke" challenge every fucking week
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December 1, 2025 at 11:00 AM
When it comes to problems involving numbers, you have no idea how badly I can get it wrong
And this is why I do not carry cash
And this is why I do not carry cash
December 1, 2025 at 11:16 AM
When it comes to problems involving numbers, you have no idea how badly I can get it wrong
And this is why I do not carry cash
And this is why I do not carry cash
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5 years ago today, Pandemic Year. It had been a month since I opened my "side project" (lol) cat rescue in the spare room of my flat in London.
I saw an ad for a male kitten with "balance & walking problems" who urgently needed a home. And so it began. HAPPY SMOL PAUL DAY!
I saw an ad for a male kitten with "balance & walking problems" who urgently needed a home. And so it began. HAPPY SMOL PAUL DAY!
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
5 years ago today, Pandemic Year. It had been a month since I opened my "side project" (lol) cat rescue in the spare room of my flat in London.
I saw an ad for a male kitten with "balance & walking problems" who urgently needed a home. And so it began. HAPPY SMOL PAUL DAY!
I saw an ad for a male kitten with "balance & walking problems" who urgently needed a home. And so it began. HAPPY SMOL PAUL DAY!
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Time to invoice the telegraph for using my illustration, I guess
A game where you can do anything and they’re mad that people are doing anything.
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Time to invoice the telegraph for using my illustration, I guess
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“Why get scammed when you can be a scammer?”
November 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
“Why get scammed when you can be a scammer?”
Footage of me helping @jessadilla.bsky.social play Blue Prince
"So four minus ten is six times -."
"That's negative six."
"No, no. No it's six." (My thoughts when she corrected me were 'How is she counting backwards I'm using addition?)
"So four minus ten is six times -."
"That's negative six."
"No, no. No it's six." (My thoughts when she corrected me were 'How is she counting backwards I'm using addition?)
December 1, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Footage of me helping @jessadilla.bsky.social play Blue Prince
"So four minus ten is six times -."
"That's negative six."
"No, no. No it's six." (My thoughts when she corrected me were 'How is she counting backwards I'm using addition?)
"So four minus ten is six times -."
"That's negative six."
"No, no. No it's six." (My thoughts when she corrected me were 'How is she counting backwards I'm using addition?)
I had to use up all my brain cells from the past 10 years to figure out 1 puzzle that involved math and if you ask my reasoning for anything I guessed the answer is literally "My feelings"
December 1, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I had to use up all my brain cells from the past 10 years to figure out 1 puzzle that involved math and if you ask my reasoning for anything I guessed the answer is literally "My feelings"
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December 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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this sort of shit would be so fucking successful and be so funny and awesome if anyone made this into something or whatever but everyone is A COWARD
December 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
this sort of shit would be so fucking successful and be so funny and awesome if anyone made this into something or whatever but everyone is A COWARD
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Good night innernets. (Tango)
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Good night innernets. (Tango)
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Here come the grannies!
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Here come the grannies!
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he has an axe
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
he has an axe
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フォロワーさんの好きなキャラを描かせて頂きましてよ！元絵はアナログ
apex legends︰revenant
call of duty︰ghost
apex legends︰revenant
call of duty︰ghost
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
フォロワーさんの好きなキャラを描かせて頂きましてよ！元絵はアナログ
apex legends︰revenant
call of duty︰ghost
apex legends︰revenant
call of duty︰ghost
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Record covers by Hiroshi Nagai, 1980’s
August 13, 2023 at 7:47 PM
Record covers by Hiroshi Nagai, 1980’s
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this shoe is mine. i'm allowed to have this shoe
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
this shoe is mine. i'm allowed to have this shoe