Jack★
@hamburgerjack.bsky.social
Look Deep Into My Eyes...
No.
God don't Deliver. Try UPS.
*I am internet old. How many times do I have to watch people get taught the same lessons?*
No.
God don't Deliver. Try UPS.
*I am internet old. How many times do I have to watch people get taught the same lessons?*
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Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
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shrimp closing his restaurant: no more mr. rice fry
January 28, 2026 at 11:20 AM
shrimp closing his restaurant: no more mr. rice fry
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When you've stayed over your shift and you're talking to someone on the phone who's stayed over their shift and you're both like
"I never talk to you in the day time!"
"I never talk to you in the day time!"
January 28, 2026 at 2:13 PM
When you've stayed over your shift and you're talking to someone on the phone who's stayed over their shift and you're both like
"I never talk to you in the day time!"
"I never talk to you in the day time!"
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I offered to stay a bit later because no one else was coming today and a Situation has popped off and Oh My
January 28, 2026 at 11:29 AM
I offered to stay a bit later because no one else was coming today and a Situation has popped off and Oh My
I know these dudes hate to see my number on the caller ID in the early ass cold morning
I'm so sorry Sir, blame the weather
I'm so sorry Sir, blame the weather
January 28, 2026 at 9:18 AM
I know these dudes hate to see my number on the caller ID in the early ass cold morning
I'm so sorry Sir, blame the weather
I'm so sorry Sir, blame the weather
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January 28, 2026 at 9:12 AM
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Really, Hello Kitty Island Adventure??
January 28, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Really, Hello Kitty Island Adventure??
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January 28, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/24923
『ティッシュ ショルダーバッグ』発売！
"Tissue Shoulder Bag" now on sale!
#ガチャポン #gachapon
『ティッシュ ショルダーバッグ』発売！
"Tissue Shoulder Bag" now on sale!
#ガチャポン #gachapon
January 28, 2026 at 8:00 AM
https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/24923
『ティッシュ ショルダーバッグ』発売！
"Tissue Shoulder Bag" now on sale!
#ガチャポン #gachapon
『ティッシュ ショルダーバッグ』発売！
"Tissue Shoulder Bag" now on sale!
#ガチャポン #gachapon
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This fic may or may not be finally sitting in my drafts, awaiting a final look over. 👀
(9 months??? Time isn't real... I made a goddamn fic baby.)
(9 months??? Time isn't real... I made a goddamn fic baby.)
"Why didn't you tell us?!"
This is attached to a fanfic that I do not have time to write right now, but I needed to get the brain worms out of my head, so... *throws in your general direction*
#SidraElding #grahatia #wolgraha #finalfantasyxiv #ffxiv #FFXIVArt
This is attached to a fanfic that I do not have time to write right now, but I needed to get the brain worms out of my head, so... *throws in your general direction*
#SidraElding #grahatia #wolgraha #finalfantasyxiv #ffxiv #FFXIVArt
January 27, 2026 at 9:28 PM
This fic may or may not be finally sitting in my drafts, awaiting a final look over. 👀
(9 months??? Time isn't real... I made a goddamn fic baby.)
(9 months??? Time isn't real... I made a goddamn fic baby.)
I do really like a great chunk of the FF14 story because it's like, it keeps boiling down to "If you suffered the greatest loss of your life, how would you deal with it"
And there are so many shades of how all these characters deal -some with greater consequences than others
And there are so many shades of how all these characters deal -some with greater consequences than others
January 28, 2026 at 7:48 AM
I do really like a great chunk of the FF14 story because it's like, it keeps boiling down to "If you suffered the greatest loss of your life, how would you deal with it"
And there are so many shades of how all these characters deal -some with greater consequences than others
And there are so many shades of how all these characters deal -some with greater consequences than others
Me, gesturing to a photo of G'raha Tia: This cat man is powerful. Dangerous. Those ears? They wiggle. You better watch out. You think you can escape G'raha Tia? Not for long, I tried. Didn't work.
January 28, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Me, gesturing to a photo of G'raha Tia: This cat man is powerful. Dangerous. Those ears? They wiggle. You better watch out. You think you can escape G'raha Tia? Not for long, I tried. Didn't work.
Emet Selch primarily hates G'raha Tia because he came up with a good solution and didn't automatically hit the "Let's just keep killing everyone" button
G'raha Tia: Let's work together and literally manipulate time
Emet: Oh you think you're smarter than me? *loading gun* God damn CAT
G'raha Tia: Let's work together and literally manipulate time
Emet: Oh you think you're smarter than me? *loading gun* God damn CAT
January 28, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Emet Selch primarily hates G'raha Tia because he came up with a good solution and didn't automatically hit the "Let's just keep killing everyone" button
G'raha Tia: Let's work together and literally manipulate time
Emet: Oh you think you're smarter than me? *loading gun* God damn CAT
G'raha Tia: Let's work together and literally manipulate time
Emet: Oh you think you're smarter than me? *loading gun* God damn CAT
Millennials
"Whether it's been good or bad, I still lived till now."
"Whether it's been good or bad, I still lived till now."
January 28, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Millennials
"Whether it's been good or bad, I still lived till now."
"Whether it's been good or bad, I still lived till now."
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"Everyone knows that eating boot laces provides your body essential fibers and aglets"
January 27, 2026 at 6:57 PM
"Everyone knows that eating boot laces provides your body essential fibers and aglets"
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We're hiring!
Take a look at the current openings at CPSC.
Take a look at the current openings at CPSC.
January 27, 2026 at 9:36 PM
We're hiring!
Take a look at the current openings at CPSC.
Take a look at the current openings at CPSC.
A decade ago on tumblr, wil wheaton went all in on blaming Black people in CA for the failure of prop 8 there
He's always been a bastard and an anti black one too
You're a bastard wesley Crusher
He's always been a bastard and an anti black one too
You're a bastard wesley Crusher
January 28, 2026 at 3:43 AM
A decade ago on tumblr, wil wheaton went all in on blaming Black people in CA for the failure of prop 8 there
He's always been a bastard and an anti black one too
You're a bastard wesley Crusher
He's always been a bastard and an anti black one too
You're a bastard wesley Crusher
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Y’all are surprised your anti-fascist content is being suppressed on platforms that have shown their sole purpose is to platform and amplify fascist messaging? That’s the most shocked pikachu shit I’ve ever heard
January 27, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Y’all are surprised your anti-fascist content is being suppressed on platforms that have shown their sole purpose is to platform and amplify fascist messaging? That’s the most shocked pikachu shit I’ve ever heard
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A little snowstorm update with some of our residents - send all of your warming and cheering vibes to our staff who are doing a downright heroic job in these freezing conditions! 🥶
January 27, 2026 at 10:38 PM
A little snowstorm update with some of our residents - send all of your warming and cheering vibes to our staff who are doing a downright heroic job in these freezing conditions! 🥶
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Ranking Cords and Wires Based On Edibility
January 27, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Ranking Cords and Wires Based On Edibility
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Our small-clawed otter pup officially has a name, and it’s just as adorable as he is. The name Bao (Bảo) primarily means “treasure” and “precious” in Vietnamese, and this two-month-old growing pup is already stealing hearts as he explores and starts swim lessons with parents by his side.
January 28, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Our small-clawed otter pup officially has a name, and it’s just as adorable as he is. The name Bao (Bảo) primarily means “treasure” and “precious” in Vietnamese, and this two-month-old growing pup is already stealing hearts as he explores and starts swim lessons with parents by his side.