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memory champion
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the instrument of a superior design
my most prescient take pregame was my friend telling me he took bama ML and me responding “i think ty simpson might leave this game with a collapsed lung”
December 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
yes lord please
December 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
striking too that save for the bengals and maybe the commanders, those are all teams starting players they basically meant to start coming into the season. no injuries to pin it on: this was your plan, and your plan was shitty and bad
December 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
hell yes dude
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
i am on my hands and knees at the altar begging duke to Finish the Job
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
hell yeah
December 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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it's time to be worse
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
3. sable, fable - bon iver
2. hurry up tomorrow - the weeknd
1. foxes in the snow - jason isbell
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
2k25 albums

10. viagr aboys - viagra boys
9. made in paris - pi’erre bourne
8. from the pyre - the last dinner party
7. forever is a feeling - lucy dacus
6. alfredo 2 - freddie gibbs, the alchemist
5. getting killed - geese
4. après coup - laurie torres
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
7. bullseye - lucy dacus (feat. hozier)
6. long island city here i come - geese
5. god’s a different sword - folk bitch hero
3. timeless - the weeknd (feat. playboi carti)
2. unknown potion - black moth super rainbow
1. there’s a rhythmn - bon iver
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
15. falling from and further - hannah frances
14. focus - preoccupations
13. free association - friendship
12. new year - lawsell virginia
11. gift song ii - jefre cantu-ledesma
10. eatin’ big time - tyler childers
9. pull up - young nudy
8. the scythe - the last dinner party
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
22. spider webbing windshields - nicholas craven, boldy james
21. words lost meaning - the murder capital
20. mar-a-lago - freddie gibbs, the alchemist
19. the way love goes - wednesday
18. pool (stripped) - samia
17. everyone won the lotto - home is where
16. knew better - jid (feat. lil yachty)
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
is this that Woke 2 everyone’s been talking about
November 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
people get so weird about bowles halfway through every bucs season
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
you’re so silly
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM