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the instrument of a superior design
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
@qbklass.bsky.social daiyan “two hands” henley
December 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
back when i had free time i blogged about this exact point. they’re theories of legal interpretation purpose built to make scotus the only body capable of divining the right answer to constitutional and statutory questions

https://ballsandstrikes.org/legal-culture/judges-are-terrible-historians/
again, it is just arrogance. “there is one true meaning of the constitution and it can only be derived by a special caste of lawyers with a special interpretative lens and once discovered it is binding.”
December 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
the argument for bama not making the playoffs is not “bama lost a third game”

the argument for bama not making the playoffs is “bama lost a third game, in which they had negative goddamn rushing yards”
December 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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it's time to be worse
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social is there a version of tchaikovsky’s 1812 overture but instead of the cannons it’s that field goal donk you play sometimes on streamyard
December 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
year 6 or 7 of “tidal doesn’t do a spotify wrapped type beat so i have to make a subjective year-end top-whatever songs and albums list”

2k25 songs

25. sugar in the tank - julien baker, torres
24. 24 gospel - navy blue (feat. earl sweatshirt)
23. i want to sound like a ghost - champion trees
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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just opened my Landlord Wrapped?!? why did they need to send this
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
hogwarts
hogwarts tech
hogwarts state
hogwarts a&m
western hogwarts
hogwarts southern
university of hogwarts - hogsmeade
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Another crisp fall day under the violent and oppressive pedophile regime
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
@reckless.bsky.social am i reading too much into this or has bob iger decided to wage the next front of espn’s war on youtube tv through a softball interview on the mnf manningcast
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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We’re gonna eat you. With forks.
Sen. Angus King on why Democrats caved: "It wasn't working."
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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None of this is my fault, don’t doom in my mentions, don’t be a bitch, kick the shit out of everyone in our way until you see daylight, hope this helps
Unfortunately today’s politics basically make it impossible to become a senator without being a bitch.
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
me golfing
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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I am BEGGING sports media covering Ausberry as the new AD at LSU to include this in their coverage. If you don’t, you are bad at your job and should be embarrassed.
One last thing: the domestic violence confession that Ausberry sat on and did not report was about an LSU athlete. The football player had harmed an LSU athlete. And now Ausberry is interim AD and overseeing all of athletics and athletes. Ok.
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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this is infuriating, saddening, and incredibly well-reported by radley
New from me:

Elite law firms, multiple media outlets, the D.C. attorney general, and a group of parents accused a teacher of molesting 15 kids. They were wrong.

This piece is two-and-a-half years in the making. And as you'll see, it took some incredible turns, even as I was reporting it.
Accusing Jordan Silverman
A D.C. teaching assistant was accused of molesting up to 15 kids. Multiple law enforcement agencies cleared him. But his nightmare was just beginning.
radleybalko.substack.com
October 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
so this is just murder. i’ve worked these cases before. often these boats are driven by young men from poor south american villages sold a bill of goods by a cartel, with no prior relationship to drug trafficking. they’re just murdering people.
The military has now killed 27 people as if they were enemy soldiers in a war zone and not criminal suspects. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/u...
U.S. Military Kills Another 6 People in 5th Caribbean Strike, Trump Says
www.nytimes.com
October 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
the thing that’s jarring about these clips to me is that this isn’t even (usually) how normal cops initiate traffic stops or remove people from cars. i’ve seen all sorts of fleeing and eluding bodycam that don’t approach how thuggish these psycho ice agents look
Northwest Chicago Suburb: ICE Agents Rip 15-Year-Old Girl from Car, Slam Her to Ground She Screams “I’m 15!” as Man Kneels on Her Neck
October 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
got employee of the month at work today
October 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
@jaywillis.net the Cal Golden Football Bears
September 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM