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No one else is gonna sing your song

@hamo_d on the bad place
Wellington adjacent (Upper Hutt) 🇳🇿
Anybody bought books off The Nile NZ lately? Any issues? Just planning on grabbing my sister's Christmas gift and wanted to make sure it's still all good.
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Brad Olsen now a walking pretzel after tying himself in knots to avoid criticising the Nats for their awful teen benefit policy.
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Soooo, exactly how much of our money has Mr Sensible wasted on the RSB now?
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
BAKSHI'S LOTR PT2
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Reposted by Hamo
We have humans donating amounts that are higher than they would pay in tax to not pay tax.🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️ Paying large sums of money to directly cause harm to others. If money makes you happy or a better person these guys didn't get the memo.
#dobetter
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If you're not stabbing someone over a television discounted by 98% is it even a Black Friday sale?
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
These are the only types of posts that should be allowed on social media.
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The Kiwi obsession: ruining food by putting rocket in it.
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Flicking through Netflix's "coming soon" makes me wonder why I'm still paying for this shit.
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Disney+ promoting the Willow movie on their home screen banner carousel is some next level trolling shit after what they did to the Willow series, which I will never not be bitter about.
a man wearing a red cape is standing in a dark room .
ALT: a man wearing a red cape is standing in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 AM
This is, in fact, the sum total of New Zealand military armoured capability.
"handheld meat pie" implies the existence of the vehicle-mounted vegetarian pie.
"handheld meat pies" is truly the most cursed phrase anyone has ever used to describe this part of our national cuisine
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
These chucklefucks might genuinely see me have to cross the ditch just to be working again.
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Reposted by Hamo
First of all how dare you?
narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Missing out on an interview for that job at the regional council suddenly doesn't seem like that big a deal.
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Thinking about putting a new spin on Dumas and bringing back Amanda Bynes for She's The Man In The Iron Mask.
a man wearing a hat with a red flower on it is standing in front of a movie clip
ALT: a man wearing a hat with a red flower on it is standing in front of a movie clip
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 AM
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
EWW NO GET FUCKED CUNT
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Muting On The Bounty #BlueskyMovies
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I can't stand it, I know you planned it
I'ma set it straight, this Watergate
I can't stand rockin' when I'm in here
'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fuckin' thorn in my side
Oh my God, it's a mirage
I'm telling y'all, it's sabotage
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Seems like the only types of luck Liam Lawson has are bad luck and no luck.
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
lol, "choosing"
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
*Brad Pitt voice*
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My feed is bordering 50/50 on people reposting "Google is training AI on your Gmail" vs "Google is not training AI on your Gmail" and I miss authoritative sources so much.
November 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM