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No one else is gonna sing your song

@hamo_d on the bad place
Wellington adjacent (Upper Hutt) 🇳🇿
Soooo, exactly how much of our money has Mr Sensible wasted on the RSB now?
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
BAKSHI'S LOTR PT2
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Reposted by Hamo
We have humans donating amounts that are higher than they would pay in tax to not pay tax.🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️ Paying large sums of money to directly cause harm to others. If money makes you happy or a better person these guys didn't get the memo.
#dobetter
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If you're not stabbing someone over a television discounted by 98% is it even a Black Friday sale?
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
These are the only types of posts that should be allowed on social media.
Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The Kiwi obsession: ruining food by putting rocket in it.
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Flicking through Netflix's "coming soon" makes me wonder why I'm still paying for this shit.
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Disney+ promoting the Willow movie on their home screen banner carousel is some next level trolling shit after what they did to the Willow series, which I will never not be bitter about.
a man wearing a red cape is standing in a dark room .
ALT: a man wearing a red cape is standing in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 AM
This is, in fact, the sum total of New Zealand military armoured capability.
"handheld meat pie" implies the existence of the vehicle-mounted vegetarian pie.
"handheld meat pies" is truly the most cursed phrase anyone has ever used to describe this part of our national cuisine
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
These chucklefucks might genuinely see me have to cross the ditch just to be working again.
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Reposted by Hamo
First of all how dare you?
narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Missing out on an interview for that job at the regional council suddenly doesn't seem like that big a deal.
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Thinking about putting a new spin on Dumas and bringing back Amanda Bynes for She's The Man In The Iron Mask.
a man wearing a hat with a red flower on it is standing in front of a movie clip
ALT: a man wearing a hat with a red flower on it is standing in front of a movie clip
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 AM
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
EWW NO GET FUCKED CUNT
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Muting On The Bounty #BlueskyMovies
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I can't stand it, I know you planned it
I'ma set it straight, this Watergate
I can't stand rockin' when I'm in here
'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fuckin' thorn in my side
Oh my God, it's a mirage
I'm telling y'all, it's sabotage
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Seems like the only types of luck Liam Lawson has are bad luck and no luck.
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
lol, "choosing"
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
*Brad Pitt voice*
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My feed is bordering 50/50 on people reposting "Google is training AI on your Gmail" vs "Google is not training AI on your Gmail" and I miss authoritative sources so much.
November 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Well that's a misleading headline if ever I saw one. www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...
Stuff
www.stuff.co.nz
November 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Guess I won't be buying anything off TradeMe for a while. www.stuff.co.nz/motoring/360...
Stuff
www.stuff.co.nz
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
They used to make real soundtracks for a movie.
November 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM