Hamza Jahanzeb
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👉🏻🥹👈🏻 FIRST REVIEW of #TheRiseAndRiseofChappellRoan has landed!

⭐️ 'Jahanzeb's song-by-song analysis is illuminating. Sparkly, sassy, but with a strong foundation, much like #ChappellRoan herself'

📆 September 2nd is when i'm launching me bewk - see you there? lnkd.in/ervX7Kvd
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Glad you got the help you needed. Sending you good and positive vibes ❣️
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⭐️Celebrating S. Asian Talent⭐️

Join @wimbookfest.bsky.social for a line-up that celebrates the voices of S. Asian heritage including:

@monisharajesh.bsky.social , @nussaibah.bsky.social, @keshavaguha.bsky.social, @fizalovesbooks.bsky.social, @nikitagill.bsky.social and more!

#WimbledonBookFest
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🎟️: www.wimbledonbookfest.org/events/patri...

Looking for a family-friendly event - perfect for children, but open to all based in #Wimbledon?

Come along to see Patrick Kane on Sunday 19th Sunday 19 October 11:30 (A stone's throw from the Wimbledon station which is 20 < mins from Waterloo)
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On the Sunday 26 October we are joined by Clodagh McKenna, Pizza Pilgrims Founder and professional chef Sam Holland.

ALSO : we have Jay Rayner to a special event in our Auditorium too.

Book now to avoid disappointment! www.wimbledonbookfest.org/whats-on/?in...
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We are proud to welcome the founder of Wahaca and first-ever masterchef winner Thomasina Miers, wine expert Olly Smith and award-winning food writer Bee Wilson on Saturday 25 October.
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Join us at @wimbookfest.bsky.social for a weekend of food- related events – taking place in the Food Hall venue of Wimbledon High School.

Book now to avoid disappointment! www.wimbledonbookfest.org/whats-on/?in...
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On the the red eye ome
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Hahaha 🤣

I only just got used to saying 90 degrees (for my trip to the deep south)
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Mate it's 29 degrees in new York I don't want to get me winter wardrobe out x
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Never mind the quote the picture editor must have something against as that ain't v flattering an image
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I think this is dismissive - many people have curiosity removed from them through childhood - leaving school believing science , poetry, art - are not things they are allowed to be part of and terrified that if they try to engage they will be admonished for not understanding things the “right” way
"The only reason people do not know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious.
Incuriosity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is."
-Stephen Fry
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You sure this ain't a Pokémon?
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Here is a South Philippine Dwarf Kingfisher
A photograph of a South Philippine Dwarf Kingfisher resting on a tree branch. It has a purplish-pink head with white speckles, a long orange beak, a pearly orange chest and brown wings, with a white tuft toward the back of its collar. It is small and beautiful.
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Here is a South Philippine Dwarf Kingfisher
A photograph of a South Philippine Dwarf Kingfisher resting on a tree branch. It has a purplish-pink head with white speckles, a long orange beak, a pearly orange chest and brown wings, with a white tuft toward the back of its collar. It is small and beautiful.
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Viral King if I ever saw one x
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How much of this Riyadh Discouse is thinley veiled Anti-Muslim hatred by gleeful 'liberals' and how much of it is genuine criticism of a Fucked Up (read: awful regime)?

Find out in my new podcast: Lessons in Being Visibly Muslim.

Coming to a podcasting platform soon x

#Nouance #IDontKnowHer
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Last brunch in The Deep South.

Came to a local place wot does it all fresh at the back, no pinging microwaves in sight.

@marcusjdl.bsky.social hope you're proud x
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Now add elements of race and the North / South divide and it's basically my life.
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There are very few 'perks' to the trajectory my life has followed over the past few years, but it's taught me a lot about class, which at least lets gives me access to that funny feeling one can enjoy when they read writing on the subject by people for whom class is entirely abstract.
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the going definition of "working class" seems to be whether or not one went to college. look I know we're not going to agree on here about what "working-class" is but can we all agree it's not that?
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Seen so many pieces written by white people about racism in last couple of days. Can the British media not employ people of colour to write about this topic? I mean the glaring lack of Black and Asian faces looks a lil bit racist!
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Dunno New Orleans is giving proper Blackpool Vibes x
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Travelling 12 miles on public transport in New Orleans from the airport to the city centre.

£0.96 mate

Take that M4yor of L0ondon, Robbing [expletives] 🤬
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Lmao not me arriving to New Orleans when it's Fried Chicken Festival and here I am channeling my bestie @marcusjdl.bsky.social energy (you just have to see that childhood phot with a chicken drumstick size of 'is 'ead🥹🍗)
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Hiya from Hot Hot Red Hot LOUISIANA !

Any recommendations for NEW ORLEANS, friends?

I feel like @aliceslater.bsky.social is the queen of NOLA - DROP THE RECS QUEEN OF CRIME X