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@hangryplant.bsky.social
professional pizza eater
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every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Republicans just unanimously voted to BLOCK the release of the Epstein files.
July 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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The gerontocracy has consequences, episode one million and three.
May 22, 2025 at 11:41 AM
never forget
House chamber burst into laughter when Marjorie Taylor Greene called for
"decorum."
May 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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May 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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When I get out of the bath I like to sprint around the garden at top speed for 15 minutes then fall asleep in the kitchen
April 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
really glad I bought my new tv, deep freeze, and other china-made electronics before trump killed our economy hahahah

ty, hindsight
April 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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new meme format just dropped
April 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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not @hangryplant.bsky.social doing the sharpay warmup before ripping the bong
a man in a new york t-shirt is standing next to a woman in a pink bathrobe .
ALT: a man in a new york t-shirt is standing next to a woman in a pink bathrobe .
media.tenor.com
April 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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April 2, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense
April 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
they’re going to kill luigi.
April 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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sorry i was late for my shift boss i got distracted ratioing the governor
March 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Time to vote - no excuses. If you want democracy you have to DO democracy.
April 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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I have more followers than Hillary Clinton so you should listen to me instead
March 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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If you’re in Wisconsin, vote today for Susan Crawford. There are also two special elections in Florida’s 1st and 6th districts. Let’s show Elon our country isn’t for sale.
April 1, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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There are innocent people languishing in a Super max hellhole in El Salvador.

People with legal rights to be here. People with families.

All because the Trump administration is deporting anyone they perceive to be a gang member, without due process.

abcnews.go.com/Politics/ice...
ICE admits to an 'administrative error' after Maryland man sent to El Salvador prison
A Maryland man with protected legal status was sent to the notorious prison in El Salvador following an "administrative error," according to an ICE declaration Monday.
abcnews.go.com
April 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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ⓘ this user is stoned
February 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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If she was that confident, she wouldn’t object to due process.
April 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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When my parents talk about moving to Florida
March 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
rednote feels like a fever dream and i’m obsessed
January 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
i need to be here more and delete threads lmao fuck zuck
January 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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It also makes it harder for them to ban books.
December 22, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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Trump thinks he just invented DARE
November 28, 2024 at 5:39 AM