Hannah Keyser
@hannahrkeyser.bsky.social
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Shameless bandwagoner, scrapple enthusiast, fount of vehement inconsequential convictions. baseball writer. [email protected] https://bandwagon.substack.com/
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In the most recent Bandwagon, I shared this very good shirt and hat from a pasta place near my hometown. My dad then showed them the newsletter and we proceeded to have perhaps the most representative text exchange of his Phillies fandom.
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Hello! The Guardian is expanding our American soccer coverage. In the US, we're hiring:
• Reporters
• Asst. editor
• Audience editor
• Social video producer
• Sports biz reporter
These are all full-time, permanent, union positions.
www.theguardian.com/gnm-press-of...
The Guardian announces plans to expand its global soccer coverage ahead of 2026 men’s World Cup in North America
Combination of seven new roles, including six in the US, spanning sports and business coverage, visuals, video and more
www.theguardian.com
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Bits and bobs from every division series! I forgot to put a paywall on this when I was building it this morning, don’t tell @zcrizer.bsky.social but feel free (literally!) to enjoy open.substack.com/pub/bandwago...
#80 Paranoia, important tech, and supportive cats
The state of the Division Series(es?) after two games apiece
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It’s a Division Series update from me and @hannahrkeyser.bsky.social at The Bandwagon.

On the Trajekt tech that might have made the Yankees (a little) less helpless against the Blue Jays, pitch-tipping paranoia and more. bandwagon.substack.com/p/80-paranoi...
#80 Paranoia, important tech, and supportive cats
The state of the Division Series(es?) after two games apiece
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hannahrkeyser.bsky.social
here's something different: I wrote about the women of the Harlem Globetrotters. How they pack, train, and approach motherhood while playing against and alongside men. www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ar...
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"The resignations, which they said would take effect on Oct. 13, were accepted immediately and left two of the newspapers with one reporter each, and a third without any journalists on staff, they said."

ooofff.
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@ emotional mariners fan, can we talk to you at the bandwagon?
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“We were once exceptional, people who beat the creative odds. We’d emerged victorious over the consistent urging to pursue a real career, a real-person job. Quickly, we’ve become a class of cautionary tales. The exceptionalism swings the other way, now.”
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dude
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Yesterday I walked straight into a glass wall at work. Gave myself a black eye and 4 stitches. Day 4 of the new job, and causing HR to fill out accident reports.
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if you watched baseball yesterday, you should know which play this is about bandwagon.substack.com/p/79-a-dispa...
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oh no i had not considered this angle
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a Bandwagon treat! a special Phillies intrasquad scrimmage dispatch from @dhm.bsky.social!

plus: remaining bits and bobs from the wild card round including format grips, a bad call, a great catch, and an ace is born bandwagon.substack.com/p/79-a-dispa...
#79 A dispatch from Phillies vs. Phillies
Plus: A bad call, and a name-making game from Cam Schlittler in the Wild Card series
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Every song I’ve ever heard sounds the same to me until I know the words. Listening to new music is the necessary grunt work I put myself through so I’m not still exercising to fall out boy
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How do people have opinions on music so quickly (complimentary).
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If I trip and eat it, like hit the ground, I’m done for the day. I might be done for tomorrow. Professional athletes are insane.
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Yeah, I know, I should have posted that half an inning ago
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This pitching matchup is a microcosm of the paradox of modern major league pitching: the pitching is all too good, there’s not enough pitching.
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ok yeah just imagine that stanton is reacting to this stanton
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i think the good parts of managing are constant low level and the bad parts are discrete peaks...does that make sense?
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Bandwagon thoughts from the first two days of the wild card, including musing on managers bandwagon.substack.com/p/78-threes-...
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i feel like im going crazy bc housing prices are crushing me and every day i wake up and see the political convo being "is cantaloupe is woke?" "did TGIF change its logo?" "are we renaming new mexico to new america?"
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ironically this gif works perfectly for that situation