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@harmor.me
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@aalucid.me made this edit of me months ago and i can't stop thinking about it
Post from Twitter user @closcizor. The text reads "NOOO Max DON'T GO THERE THE TEXTURES AREN'T LOADED," with "Max" clearly having been edited in. The image shows a screenshot from a Pokemon game, in which somebody it running in the direction of a large graphical glitch labelled "Quebec". My face has been pasted on the head of the character.
January 26, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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DHS stands for Department of Hand Stubs
A screenshot of a breaking news article from the New York Post website, published on January 24, 2026. The headline reads, "Officer ‘will lose finger’ after unhinged Minnesota rioters bite him during protests: DHS." The article is credited to Geoff Earle under the US News section.
January 24, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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January 24, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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Madeon @ Igloofest 2026
January 23, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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i refuse to believe that this show is about anything other than frotting
Poster for National Geographic's "Pole to Pole with Will Smith." It features a close-up of Smith in a frost-covered winter parka against a snowy backdrop.
January 15, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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i propose a solution
A screenshot of a CPSC post showing a house on fire with a cartoon space heater and extension cord. The text warns that extension cords can cause fires and advises plugging heaters directly into wall outlets. Below it in the timeline, user @drosophili.ac posts, "it's so fucking cold in my apartment."
December 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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in fairness, siri doesn’t really understand much of anything at all
iPhone screenshot showing web search results for "Set a timer for three minutes" instead of activating the system timer.
December 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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to be clear, this is the correct way to do journalism
VICE article: “Zuckerberg, whose company has been blamed for enabling genocide in Myanmar because it did not bother to hire moderators who speak Burmese, for example, added that one of his life's biggest regrets is competing on the fencing team in high school rather than wrestling.”
December 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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seriously. i’m pretty happy with it besides the annoying shimmer effect on the home screen icons
A minimalist iOS home screen setup with an illustrated monochrome celestial wallpaper and grayscale app icons.
December 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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this is gniesbert
A Twitter post with a photo of a Shiba Inu dog sitting inside a lit-up pet crate, which looks like a computer case. The caption reads, "My shitty dog Gniesbert climbed into my gaming pc again."
December 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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HELL YEAH BROTHER
A dark mode system monitor dashboard displaying resource usage in green text. It shows a glitchy CPU usage of -10,071%, disk usage at 19%, and memory usage at 5%.
December 2, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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OH SHIT
“Virginia State Police said they were on their way to visit Turner at his home, but when they arrived, the coach was already gone. Days later, they announced that the coach is wanted on five counts of child pornography possession and five counts of using a computer to solicit a minor.”
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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hey! some of us know better than to use zoom!
A mobile app screen from ToS;DR showing a dark background with a list of negative privacy-related points. Each item is on a brown card with a red thumbs-down icon. The visible items read: “This service may collect, use, and share location data.” “Tracking via third-party cookies for advertising.” “This service may keep personal data after a request for erasure for business interests or legal obligations.” “The service may sell your data unless you opt out.” “This service forces users into binding arbitration in the case of disputes.” “The service may use tracking pixels, web beacons, browser fingerprinting, and/or device fingerprinting on users.” “This service gathers information about you through third parties.” “This service tracks which web page referred you to it.” “You waive your right to a class action.” “Users have a reduced time period to take legal action against the service.” “Your personal data may be used for marketing purposes.” “Your personal data may be sold or otherwise transferred as part of a bankruptcy proceeding or other type of financial transaction.” “The service uses social media cookies/pixels.” “Instead of asking directly, this Service will assume your consent merely from your usage.” “The service uses your personal data to employ targeted third-party advertising.” “This service gives your personal data to third parties involved in its operation.” “Your data may be processed and stored anywhere in the world.” “The service is only available in some countries approved by its government.” “Third-party cookies are used for statistics.” “Any liability on behalf of the service is only limited to the fees you paid as a user.” “This service employs third-party cookies, but with opt-out instructions.”
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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the computer is a nightmare
The original Xbox submerged in a bathtub, with the tap on.
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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why is my air purifier manufactured by a company called “leedarson”
Screenshot of details for an Apple Home accessory detail page. It lists the firmware as “1.00.00”, the model as “Air Purifier”, and the manufacturer as “Leedarson”.
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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never openly lust over cava, lest you be found out
Signal message that reads “You have a slop fetish”.
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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me when i refuse to get employed
CAPTCHA Security check: jobsyucky
November 6, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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i’ve been unable to stop thinking about this interaction from the day of the kirk shooting
Signal conversation screenshot. Sender: “CHARLIE KIRK SHOT IN THROAT” “A LOT OF BLOOD” Recipient: “I love how normal you are” “OH ITS REAL [SOBBING EMOJI]”
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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my professors make me giggle
[CYBERSECURITY EXAM REVIEW SHEET] 3.1. The packet filter in figure 2 is a positive packet filter • True • False • Yes, this packet filter looks very cheerful today
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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if anybody needs a cheap circumcision hmu
Two black skull-shaped meat shredders next to a box labeled “OTOTO Meat Muncher Meat Shredder.”
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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man i give the fuck up
Screenshot of an email listing. Sender: Ableton Webshop Subject: Ableton order confirmation 11901184
November 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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doing some research for my autism speedrun strat
NBC News headline that reads “Is it safe to take Tylenol or ibuprofen before or after the Covid vaccine?”.
September 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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SO BASICALLY
iOS notification from Proton Mail. The sender is “#heelsabroad”, and the subject line is “McGill University Application Approved!”.
September 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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beautiful women named “enable google play services” are attempting to contact me
Android screenshot displaying a flood of notifications saying “Enable Google Play services” for numerous apps and system functions, with warning icons.
September 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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A photo of Yeonmi Park on the Joe Rogan experience.
August 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM