malware malewife
@harmor.me
20s / he+him / aro+ace / en+ru / 🇨🇦 / on the computer
i'm in the same boat, but i do this on purpose. if i have anything to say about it, i'll be dying digitally the moment i die physically
February 13, 2026 at 6:25 PM
i'm in the same boat, but i do this on purpose. if i have anything to say about it, i'll be dying digitally the moment i die physically
entirely on-brand for idaho in particular
February 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
entirely on-brand for idaho in particular
i briefly had an accross-the-hall neighbor that had one pointed directly at my front door. thankfully they moved out three months after i moved in
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
i briefly had an accross-the-hall neighbor that had one pointed directly at my front door. thankfully they moved out three months after i moved in
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If you've wondered why my posts have been getting worse this is why. I'm inhaling model cement through my eyes
February 6, 2026 at 3:49 AM
If you've wondered why my posts have been getting worse this is why. I'm inhaling model cement through my eyes
anti-clickbait headline. the whole story is there. incredible
February 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
anti-clickbait headline. the whole story is there. incredible
boilers too — @arijanw.bsky.social can attest
February 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
boilers too — @arijanw.bsky.social can attest
false. linux use is a based multiplier
February 5, 2026 at 5:11 PM
false. linux use is a based multiplier
the way i describe this is that my brain didn't get the memo that it does not support multithreading the way it thinks it does
February 5, 2026 at 7:26 AM
the way i describe this is that my brain didn't get the memo that it does not support multithreading the way it thinks it does
briefly confused ted mosby with marion moseby and wondered what the fuck i had missed
February 5, 2026 at 7:16 AM
briefly confused ted mosby with marion moseby and wondered what the fuck i had missed
the two are ABSOLUTELY related for me
February 5, 2026 at 6:23 AM
the two are ABSOLUTELY related for me
was going to say that this gave me TD vibes
February 5, 2026 at 3:46 AM
was going to say that this gave me TD vibes
"the americans don't seem alarmed that i periodically get such bad muscle pain that i spend multiple hours gasping for air over it. fix it or you are just as bad as them"
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 AM
"the americans don't seem alarmed that i periodically get such bad muscle pain that i spend multiple hours gasping for air over it. fix it or you are just as bad as them"