malware malewife
@harmor.me
20s / he+him / aro+ace / en+ru / ๐จ๐ฆ / on the computer
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malware malewife
@harmor.me
ยท Jun 30
linux is my wife
i'm in the same boat, but i do this on purpose. if i have anything to say about it, i'll be dying digitally the moment i die physically
February 13, 2026 at 6:25 PM
i'm in the same boat, but i do this on purpose. if i have anything to say about it, i'll be dying digitally the moment i die physically
entirely on-brand for idaho in particular
February 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
entirely on-brand for idaho in particular
nothing about being alive makes sense but it's amazing
February 11, 2026 at 8:47 AM
nothing about being alive makes sense but it's amazing
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If anyone could help some good friends of mine out it would be greatly appreciated!
If anyone could help some good friends of mine out it would be greatly appreciated!
Donate to Help Alex Stay in His Daughterโs Life, organized by alexander lesley
My name is Alex, and I am a father desperately fighting to continue being an acโฆ alexander lesley needs your support for Help Alex Stay in His Daughterโs Life
gofund.me
February 9, 2026 at 11:39 PM
gofund.me/9d3042df4
If anyone could help some good friends of mine out it would be greatly appreciated!
If anyone could help some good friends of mine out it would be greatly appreciated!
having ehlers danlos syndrome is the funniest thing in the world when you forget that you have it. like, stop stretching like that. you're scaring the hoes
February 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
having ehlers danlos syndrome is the funniest thing in the world when you forget that you have it. like, stop stretching like that. you're scaring the hoes
i briefly had an accross-the-hall neighbor that had one pointed directly at my front door. thankfully they moved out three months after i moved in
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
i briefly had an accross-the-hall neighbor that had one pointed directly at my front door. thankfully they moved out three months after i moved in
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If you've wondered why my posts have been getting worse this is why. I'm inhaling model cement through my eyes
February 6, 2026 at 3:49 AM
If you've wondered why my posts have been getting worse this is why. I'm inhaling model cement through my eyes
anti-clickbait headline. the whole story is there. incredible
February 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
anti-clickbait headline. the whole story is there. incredible
boilers too โ @arijanw.bsky.social can attest
February 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
boilers too โ @arijanw.bsky.social can attest
false. linux use is a based multiplier
February 5, 2026 at 5:11 PM
false. linux use is a based multiplier
the way i describe this is that my brain didn't get the memo that it does not support multithreading the way it thinks it does
February 5, 2026 at 7:26 AM
the way i describe this is that my brain didn't get the memo that it does not support multithreading the way it thinks it does
briefly confused ted mosby with marion moseby and wondered what the fuck i had missed
February 5, 2026 at 7:16 AM
briefly confused ted mosby with marion moseby and wondered what the fuck i had missed
the two are ABSOLUTELY related for me
February 5, 2026 at 6:23 AM
the two are ABSOLUTELY related for me
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I knew I was evil before I knew I was fruity. come to think of it the two are totally unrelated. well I've made a fine mess of this prompt. kindergarten, though. I knew I was host to something ancient and horrible during arts & crafts
how did you know you were a lil fruity ??
February 5, 2026 at 6:09 AM
I knew I was evil before I knew I was fruity. come to think of it the two are totally unrelated. well I've made a fine mess of this prompt. kindergarten, though. I knew I was host to something ancient and horrible during arts & crafts
was going to say that this gave me TD vibes
February 5, 2026 at 3:46 AM
was going to say that this gave me TD vibes
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"the americans don't seem alarmed that i periodically get such bad muscle pain that i spend multiple hours gasping for air over it. fix it or you are just as bad as them"
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 AM
"the americans don't seem alarmed that i periodically get such bad muscle pain that i spend multiple hours gasping for air over it. fix it or you are just as bad as them"
seeing my first doctor in canada tomorrow and i'm genuinely doing this
Went to the doctor today with a list of demands
February 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
seeing my first doctor in canada tomorrow and i'm genuinely doing this