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linux is my wife
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We now have experimental support for the Pixel 10, Pixel 10 Pro, Pixel 10 Pro XL and Pixel 10 Pro Fold.

Our initial 2025112500 release for these is available through our web installer or releases page on our staging site:

staging.grapheneos.org/install/web
staging.grapheneos.org/releases#dev...
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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eating 100 gyoza today to spite my haters
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
ohhhhhhhhhhhh my god. accidentally buying a car with heated seats is the best thing i have ever done actually
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 AM
NEED THIS DONE TO ME. NEED
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
i couldn’t explain my reasoning on an exam question today and just made a comparison to selling drugs. fuck it dude. i’m so tired
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
apple. i like liquid glass. genuinely, i do. please let us turn off the shimmer effect on home screen icons. PLEASE
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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fuck ICE
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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I got to do a really fun demo yesterday where I did a small-scale recreation of Apple’s “Illusion of Thinking” study using GPT-OSS. I’ll be out of town for next week’s paper on the Spectre vulnerability (might do a demo remotely), but we’ll be hands-on with NixOS the week after! 🤖
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Hey everyone! I wanted to share that Dr. Kaki Ryan and I have put together a systems research reading group for UNC computer science majors — or really, anyone who just thinks computers are neat. Meetings are Mondays at 4 PM in FB141. Great turnout so far, but we’d love to have more people join us!
Kaki Ryan
www.cs.unc.edu
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face.

CONTESTANT:
let me preface this by saying I've had sex, and most of the people I've had sex with had pussies. what is a fifteen pound pussy.
December 11, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
why is my air purifier manufactured by a company called “leedarson”
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
never openly lust over cava, lest you be found out
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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this country is fucking stupid
February 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
i’m going to mail my entrails to ibiza
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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i am never not in gyoza mode
November 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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twink notetaking app suspiciously absent…
November 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
i’ve been unable to stop thinking about this interaction from the day of the kirk shooting
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
my professors make me giggle
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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go pick up a half full bottle of pepto bismol right now and shake it. does the pussy sound like that? take that answer, and look inward
May 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i am bad at many things. but i am the undefeated champion of drinking too much sodie at the restaurant and getting too chilly
November 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
this is me btw. if you care
November 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
if anybody needs a cheap circumcision hmu
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
fl studio mac don’t be a buggy mess challenge: impossible
November 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM