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Hatrik Soccer - Scott Nelson
@hatrik10.bsky.social
Planet Wanderer
Soccer/Fußball/Fútbol/Voetball
Youth coach - Cruyffista - MBP Alum
Owner Hatrik Soccer LLC
WPL Academy staff
Hatriksoccer.wordpress.com
FAW - UEFA B
Tacoma based for now
Breaking news:
The Nobel Prize Committee just declared Norway the winners of the 2026 World Cup
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
What’s the plural of Krampus?

Krampuses?
Krampi?
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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if this mf isn’t named DOGSO we’ve wasted this world cup imho @jeffrueter.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This right here
Now that 32 teams advance to the knockouts there's no Group of Death. There's barely even a Group of Might Be Coming Down With Whatever's Been Going Around
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen…
May I present to you the first-ever and only-ever FIFA Peace Prize
Person who actually deserves a trophy is the artist who made the FIFA peace prize trophy look like everyone in the entire world holding their head in their hands out of secondhand embarrassment
December 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Remember I mentioned a mis-ordered #KaijuSoccerLeague jersey?

I actually have it in hand now, so as a reminder: it’s size XS, $35, and available right now.

First person to message me gets dibs. 🔥🦖

#godzilla #gojira
December 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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The world if robots started pulling names out of the pots to complete the World Cup draw in under 20 minutes
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’m wondering if any journalist will have the nerve to ask Infantino who the other candidates for the FIFA Peace Prize were.
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
In honor of Wayne Gretzky performing the World Cup draw later 😅
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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every time these guys post about dating they reveal a deep and profound lack of game.
Yes where else could men possibly receive this scorching insight
December 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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4) Faroese wind 🇫🇴🌬️

With nowhere in the Faroe Islands over 5km from the sea & fierce winds hitting the islands, FIFA introduced a rule that applies only on the archipelago.

When a set-piece is awarded, a team-mate may hold onto the ball so that the wind does not blow it away during the run-up.
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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I love whenever articles like this are all “SEE THE UNREASONABLE ANGRY DEMANDS OF THIS SJW TEACHER” and the teacher’s comment are always “please actually cite sources and try not to call your classmates demonic”
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
A beautiful electric glow sunset tonight, after several days of really dark, gray, rainy weather
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This is awesome to see
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It’s interesting to look back at the creative process and how pop culture characters developed over time. In the early Incredible Hulk books, Bruce Banner turned into the Hulk at night, not when angry, and the Hulk did things like fire guns and make wisecracks.
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Healthcare in America! LOL what a joke.

Go visit a doctor and ask them what the visit will cost, what treatment will cost, what the test they ordered will cost.

They wont be able to tell you because they literally have no idea.

What other business anywhere in the world uses that model?
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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A healthcare system where we hope someone wants our autograph
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Maybe they should ask ChatGPT how to solve their problem.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
In contrast to traditional dystopian visions of the future, I suspect that when the machines take over, neither humans nor machines will even notice.
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
When do you think the last time Duffy flew coach was?
Duffy: "Trump talks about the golden age of transportation. But the golden age in transportation truly begins with you ... People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly ... so we want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season: Help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I’d “dress nicer” on planes if they started making planes more comfortable again.

I’m not wearing a suit if I only get 13” of leg room.

Screw that
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Dang!
What a message from both sets of players to start the USL Championship Final, wearing t-shirts that say:

"USL HQ: PRO REL? TRY PRO STANDARDS FIRST" Major statement made from the USL Players Association.
November 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Young soccer players when Coach starts talking to them about “Decision Trees”

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlJt...
The Terminator - Fuck You Asshole
YouTube video by TheCountryGuy1000
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
A question for those who bully random strangers on the internet… what do you get out of the experience? What is it you are hoping to achieve?

I’m genuinely curious
As a man, nothing will turn you into a radical feminist faster than the first time you're shown the twitter mentions and DM requests of literally any woman on the internet.

We don't need a Joe Rogan of the left. We need Bryan to see what his sister's LinkedIn Message Requests folder looks like.
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM