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I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
December 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I think it's working
I don't like this
Here are the snow totals and timing for the Twin Cities Sunday
Starts: 9-10 AM Sunday
Ends: 12-3 AM Monday
When to shovel: Sunday evening AND Monday morning. Wind will blow snow around all Sunday night.
Type of snow: Starts wet, quickly changes to fluffy.
Starts: 9-10 AM Sunday
Ends: 12-3 AM Monday
When to shovel: Sunday evening AND Monday morning. Wind will blow snow around all Sunday night.
Type of snow: Starts wet, quickly changes to fluffy.
December 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I don't like this
Happy Fuck Solstice
December 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Happy Fuck Solstice
Phantom reeeally doesn't like Wolf Parade (howling), but unfortunately I need to listen to Wolf Parade at top volume (emotionally compromised by the stupid gay hockey show)
December 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Phantom reeeally doesn't like Wolf Parade (howling), but unfortunately I need to listen to Wolf Parade at top volume (emotionally compromised by the stupid gay hockey show)
Oh wow, I just remembered coffee exists. This is thrilling.
December 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Oh wow, I just remembered coffee exists. This is thrilling.
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
Dug my little car out of an unplowed side street and white-knuckled it five blocks to a main road, almost got stuck several times, drove the 20 miles to work. Email from my manager who lives like two miles away and drives a Subaru SUV that her street hasn't been plowed so she's working from home.
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Dug my little car out of an unplowed side street and white-knuckled it five blocks to a main road, almost got stuck several times, drove the 20 miles to work. Email from my manager who lives like two miles away and drives a Subaru SUV that her street hasn't been plowed so she's working from home.
Storm on its way. The excitement emanating from Dads With Snowblowers is palpable.
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Storm on its way. The excitement emanating from Dads With Snowblowers is palpable.
Year end self review highlights:
✅ Minimally sarcastic
✅ Frequent complaining still less damaging to team morale than decisions made by management
✅ Didn't murder anyone
✅ Didn't rage quit
✅ Minimally sarcastic
✅ Frequent complaining still less damaging to team morale than decisions made by management
✅ Didn't murder anyone
✅ Didn't rage quit
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Year end self review highlights:
✅ Minimally sarcastic
✅ Frequent complaining still less damaging to team morale than decisions made by management
✅ Didn't murder anyone
✅ Didn't rage quit
✅ Minimally sarcastic
✅ Frequent complaining still less damaging to team morale than decisions made by management
✅ Didn't murder anyone
✅ Didn't rage quit
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I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
Martinez jumped up all excited to snuggle with me but then she discovered I just ate a mint and therefore smell like mint. She's so mad 😂
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Martinez jumped up all excited to snuggle with me but then she discovered I just ate a mint and therefore smell like mint. She's so mad 😂
Overnight snow the day before a holiday. I think management (all either on vacation or WFH) should be legally obligated to come in just to bring the twenty or so of us who have to be here donuts.
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Overnight snow the day before a holiday. I think management (all either on vacation or WFH) should be legally obligated to come in just to bring the twenty or so of us who have to be here donuts.
I slept like 8 or 9 hours and I'm actually kind of grumpy and confused about it
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I slept like 8 or 9 hours and I'm actually kind of grumpy and confused about it
I had a very shitty week but also the pickup truck I have a crush on and that mysteriously vanished from its usual parking spot in my neighborhood for like six months reappeared yesterday 😍
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I had a very shitty week but also the pickup truck I have a crush on and that mysteriously vanished from its usual parking spot in my neighborhood for like six months reappeared yesterday 😍
Big ol' blob of pink right over my house! Shimmering green stuff! 🤩
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Big ol' blob of pink right over my house! Shimmering green stuff! 🤩
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Northern Lights out here in South Minneapolis
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Northern Lights out here in South Minneapolis
Goodnight, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Goodnight, baseball
Put the meerkat in
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Put the meerkat in
I can't do this lol
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I can't do this lol
Walk offs are more fun?
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Walk offs are more fun?
Attack pigeons, we need you now
The Flock CEO is "convinced that America can and should be a place where everyone feels safe. And once it’s draped in a vast net of U.S.-made Flock surveillance tech, it will be."
"Everyone" doing a very small amount work there.
"Everyone" doing a very small amount work there.
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Attack pigeons, we need you now
Miranda: "There is no joy in Mudville"
November 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Miranda: "There is no joy in Mudville"
Those boy prince ears though
November 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Those boy prince ears though
Is the commercial where everyone has a vanilla ice cream cone instead of a smartphone supposed to be negative?
November 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Is the commercial where everyone has a vanilla ice cream cone instead of a smartphone supposed to be negative?