i am not a weeb. dont write in the paper that i am a weeb.

This image is very upsetting.

The fun part is when he gets to cry about it publicly. Justified victimhood and external validation is clearly a huge part of what he is seeking.

I understand Will’s hesitancy. This is a really scary moment and it’s even scarier if you’re deviating from the familiar. I don’t want to trivialize that fear.

But also a lot of the familiar *isn’t* winning us elections. If it was, we wouldn’t be in this position. So I say let’s try something new.

"We're committed to remaining a cat butt first company in 2026."

"If people want to stay in this industry, they need to start using cat butt or they're going to be left in the dust by people who do."

"CB is driving growth in our organization"

"we need to show that we are better than them. we can not resort t--"

going to stop you right there, chief. no, you really fucking don't. you really, really, fucking don't.

for once in your fucking life, learn from history. you do not.

It is a special and beautiful dumpster fire, unique in its utter utter terribleness.

Happy Holidays and double lucky 8s to our Chinese friends!

Bill Murray

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It's honestly kind of spooky. I also am 38. It comes up often enough that it seems like more than just confirmation bias.