Jon Hebb
@hebb.cc
Connoisseur of Breakfast Foods. I'm basically the businessman Billy Joel sang about. - Morgantown WV
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
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there haven’t been any Banksy pieces since Jimmy Carter died…
May 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
there haven’t been any Banksy pieces since Jimmy Carter died…
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Did y'all know that before the crowbar was invented, crows just drank at home 🥴🥴🤣🤣
Happy Sunday y'all
Happy Sunday y'all
April 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Did y'all know that before the crowbar was invented, crows just drank at home 🥴🥴🤣🤣
Happy Sunday y'all
Happy Sunday y'all
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Congress All Groggy Today After Staying Up Past 8:30
Congress All Groggy Today After Staying Up Past 8:30
WASHINGTON—Groaning with exhaustion and joint pain after their late bedtime last night, members of Congress were reportedly all groggy Wednesday after staying up past 8:30 p.m. for President Donald Tr...
theonion.com
March 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Congress All Groggy Today After Staying Up Past 8:30
Shirley the leopards won't eat my face
The Shirley Exception
A thread by Alexandra Erin
medium.com
March 5, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Shirley the leopards won't eat my face
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I still can’t get over how shitty Kanye’s swastika T-shirts were. I washed mine ONCE and it shrunk two sizes. This country is going down the tubes.
February 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I still can’t get over how shitty Kanye’s swastika T-shirts were. I washed mine ONCE and it shrunk two sizes. This country is going down the tubes.
WV voters sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!!
WV voters reaping:
WV voters reaping:
Over 200 employees lose jobs at Federal Bureau of Fiscal Services in Parkersburg
Elon Musk’s DOGE team was expected to visit the Federal Bureau of Fiscal Services facility in Parkersburg, and now, a delegate from Wood County says that more than 200 people who were on prob…
www.wowktv.com
February 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
WV voters sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!!
WV voters reaping:
WV voters reaping:
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CPAC To Feature Exhibit Where Visitors Can Toss Raw Chicken To Rudy Giuliani
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February 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
CPAC To Feature Exhibit Where Visitors Can Toss Raw Chicken To Rudy Giuliani
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Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ...
theonion.com
February 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
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This is what Twitter looks like right now
February 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This is what Twitter looks like right now
Says the company that has literally contributed to rising costs of family vacations the most through greed and pinny pinching techniques...
Disney Concerned About Rising Costs of Family Vacations - WDW News Today
A daily-updated resource for news and information on the Disney resort around the world.
wdwnt.com
February 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Says the company that has literally contributed to rising costs of family vacations the most through greed and pinny pinching techniques...
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well i was hoping my son would start sports gambling today. parents, you know how it is. the 4-month mark's a big development window. if he misses this super bowl he has to wait a whole year to bet on the next one. it's just a hard world out there and he needs to understand that he could be a winner
February 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
well i was hoping my son would start sports gambling today. parents, you know how it is. the 4-month mark's a big development window. if he misses this super bowl he has to wait a whole year to bet on the next one. it's just a hard world out there and he needs to understand that he could be a winner