Ben
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Yes Mr. Sherman, everything stinks
Last night, the Panthers used the Bennett line as a shutdown trio against Montreal’s top line. The results were… catastrophic.
In over 11 minutes at 5v5 the Suzuki line had 1.17 xGF/60 while Bennett’s line ended with 1.35 xGA/60 in 9 minutes.
Barkov back when
In over 11 minutes at 5v5 the Suzuki line had 1.17 xGF/60 while Bennett’s line ended with 1.35 xGA/60 in 9 minutes.
Barkov back when
December 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Last night, the Panthers used the Bennett line as a shutdown trio against Montreal’s top line. The results were… catastrophic.
In over 11 minutes at 5v5 the Suzuki line had 1.17 xGF/60 while Bennett’s line ended with 1.35 xGA/60 in 9 minutes.
Barkov back when
In over 11 minutes at 5v5 the Suzuki line had 1.17 xGF/60 while Bennett’s line ended with 1.35 xGA/60 in 9 minutes.
Barkov back when
Hey all, I want to talk to you for a minute as president of the butter popcorn section of holiday popcorn tins.
I’m happy to report that this year the butter section will be more stale, less flavorful, and spill into the caramel section at a rate never before seen.
Enjoy responsibly everyone
I’m happy to report that this year the butter section will be more stale, less flavorful, and spill into the caramel section at a rate never before seen.
Enjoy responsibly everyone
December 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Hey all, I want to talk to you for a minute as president of the butter popcorn section of holiday popcorn tins.
I’m happy to report that this year the butter section will be more stale, less flavorful, and spill into the caramel section at a rate never before seen.
Enjoy responsibly everyone
I’m happy to report that this year the butter section will be more stale, less flavorful, and spill into the caramel section at a rate never before seen.
Enjoy responsibly everyone
It’s German for the Brincat, the
December 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It’s German for the Brincat, the
Sean Monahan walking into the locker room
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Sean Monahan walking into the locker room
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Joe Buck: Welcome to thanks giving
[Joe Davis takes turkey out of the oven]
[carves turkey to see it’s pink]
Joe Buck: Oh yes
[Joe Davis takes bite of raw turkey]
[gets food poisoning]
Joe Buck: Oh God Yes
[Joe Davis takes turkey out of the oven]
[carves turkey to see it’s pink]
Joe Buck: Oh yes
[Joe Davis takes bite of raw turkey]
[gets food poisoning]
Joe Buck: Oh God Yes
October 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Joe Buck: Welcome to thanks giving
[Joe Davis takes turkey out of the oven]
[carves turkey to see it’s pink]
Joe Buck: Oh yes
[Joe Davis takes bite of raw turkey]
[gets food poisoning]
Joe Buck: Oh God Yes
[Joe Davis takes turkey out of the oven]
[carves turkey to see it’s pink]
Joe Buck: Oh yes
[Joe Davis takes bite of raw turkey]
[gets food poisoning]
Joe Buck: Oh God Yes
Hard to beat Friday night hockey at the Alfond imho
October 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Hard to beat Friday night hockey at the Alfond imho
This nugget about Pittsburgh’s recent track record on drafting from @slimcliffy.bsky.social ‘s weekly newsletter was fascinating. Seems ungood!
October 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This nugget about Pittsburgh’s recent track record on drafting from @slimcliffy.bsky.social ‘s weekly newsletter was fascinating. Seems ungood!
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just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares
October 30, 2023 at 1:00 AM
just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares
How long before it’s floated that Powell is replaced by Grok?
July 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
How long before it’s floated that Powell is replaced by Grok?
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today's Ramblings talks about Bowen Byram, as well as why some stats for defencemen aren't as useful as the same stats for forwards when projecting the upcoming season dobberhockey.com/2025/07/17/r...
Ramblings: Schedule Release for 2025-26; Byram’s Extension; Shot and Point Rates for Defencemen – July 17
Work on the upcoming 2025-26 Dobber Hockey Fantasy Guide is proceeds daily as Dobber is hammering away at the projections while the writers are creating specific articles. Whether risers or fallers fr...
dobberhockey.com
July 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
today's Ramblings talks about Bowen Byram, as well as why some stats for defencemen aren't as useful as the same stats for forwards when projecting the upcoming season dobberhockey.com/2025/07/17/r...
Fellow non-drinkers: go out of your way to find this Layback Lime & Salt from @athleticbrewingco.bsky.social. Incredible, especially on a hot day
June 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Fellow non-drinkers: go out of your way to find this Layback Lime & Salt from @athleticbrewingco.bsky.social. Incredible, especially on a hot day
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and this morning's Ramblings is a fantasy hockey mailbag talking about rankings, Zero Goalie drafting, Lane Hutson's sophomore season, and Columbus' goaltending situation dobberhockey.com/2025/06/20/r... (h/t to @goldsabre.bsky.social and @hecardreadsgood.bsky.social)
Ramblings: Zetterlund and Duchene Sign; Mailbag Questions on Zero Goalie Drafting, Lane Hutson, Rankings, and More – June 20
The 2025 Dobber Hockey Prospects Report is now available in the Dobber Shop! It has everything fantasy hockey fanatics need to know about this year’s crop of draftees, as well as a dive into each NHL ...
dobberhockey.com
June 20, 2025 at 9:49 AM
and this morning's Ramblings is a fantasy hockey mailbag talking about rankings, Zero Goalie drafting, Lane Hutson's sophomore season, and Columbus' goaltending situation dobberhockey.com/2025/06/20/r... (h/t to @goldsabre.bsky.social and @hecardreadsgood.bsky.social)
lol Drai looked slightly lost there
June 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
lol Drai looked slightly lost there
Ive waited 18 years to be able to say this accurately. Many people don’t know it anymore. My wife is about to leave me from saying it so much but damnit if she does I’ll be ok because:
a man in an orange shirt and hat says i 'm a man i 'm 40 .
ALT: a man in an orange shirt and hat says i 'm a man i 'm 40 .
media.tenor.com
April 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Ive waited 18 years to be able to say this accurately. Many people don’t know it anymore. My wife is about to leave me from saying it so much but damnit if she does I’ll be ok because:
In just under 10 minutes of 5v5 ice time in game 1, Ottawa’s Stutzle / Tkachuk / Giroux line dominated shot attempts vs (mostly) Toronto’s top line - a cool 86% shot share.
Of their 18 attempts, though, only one was considered a high-danger shot attempt.
Of their 18 attempts, though, only one was considered a high-danger shot attempt.
April 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
In just under 10 minutes of 5v5 ice time in game 1, Ottawa’s Stutzle / Tkachuk / Giroux line dominated shot attempts vs (mostly) Toronto’s top line - a cool 86% shot share.
Of their 18 attempts, though, only one was considered a high-danger shot attempt.
Of their 18 attempts, though, only one was considered a high-danger shot attempt.
According to @naturalstattrick.com, the Blues trio of Kyrou / Schenn / Snuggerud generated *zero* shot attempts in just under 10 minutes of 5v5 time together. Seems bad!
Hard matched almost all of that time vs the Lowry line for Winnipeg
Hard matched almost all of that time vs the Lowry line for Winnipeg
April 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
According to @naturalstattrick.com, the Blues trio of Kyrou / Schenn / Snuggerud generated *zero* shot attempts in just under 10 minutes of 5v5 time together. Seems bad!
Hard matched almost all of that time vs the Lowry line for Winnipeg
Hard matched almost all of that time vs the Lowry line for Winnipeg
Shoutout to the PA person in Allentown for playing Goldeneye Dam map music during the goal review in BC-Denver
March 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Shoutout to the PA person in Allentown for playing Goldeneye Dam map music during the goal review in BC-Denver
Did not see Michigan State bracket busting in game 1
March 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Did not see Michigan State bracket busting in game 1
Jr Exec: big news, we got RATM for the Godzilla soundtrack
Exec: nice hit. They won’t offend sponsors, like say Coke or anyone right?
Jr Exec: well…
Exec: could be worse I guess, not like they’re insulting the movie itself haha
Jr Exec: haha
Exec: nice hit. They won’t offend sponsors, like say Coke or anyone right?
Jr Exec: well…
Exec: could be worse I guess, not like they’re insulting the movie itself haha
Jr Exec: haha
February 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Jr Exec: big news, we got RATM for the Godzilla soundtrack
Exec: nice hit. They won’t offend sponsors, like say Coke or anyone right?
Jr Exec: well…
Exec: could be worse I guess, not like they’re insulting the movie itself haha
Jr Exec: haha
Exec: nice hit. They won’t offend sponsors, like say Coke or anyone right?
Jr Exec: well…
Exec: could be worse I guess, not like they’re insulting the movie itself haha
Jr Exec: haha
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That's enough looking at my little computer for the day. Time to look at my even smaller computer.
January 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
That's enough looking at my little computer for the day. Time to look at my even smaller computer.
Congrats to new Jags HC Liam Coen (Adam Levitan voice) Shoutout UMaine
January 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Congrats to new Jags HC Liam Coen (Adam Levitan voice) Shoutout UMaine
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taking a closer look the Panthers on the road against a rested Utah. UHC has fairly good 5v5 play but their special teams are under water. also have trouble finishing but good goal prevention. Florida is very good at 5v5 but that gets undercut by the negative G/xG spread. PP is good, PK not so much.
January 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
taking a closer look the Panthers on the road against a rested Utah. UHC has fairly good 5v5 play but their special teams are under water. also have trouble finishing but good goal prevention. Florida is very good at 5v5 but that gets undercut by the negative G/xG spread. PP is good, PK not so much.
Jack Eichel’s most common defensive opponents last night at 5v5 were Henry Thrun and *squints* Cody Ceci? Huh, well I’m sure that went well for SJ
January 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Jack Eichel’s most common defensive opponents last night at 5v5 were Henry Thrun and *squints* Cody Ceci? Huh, well I’m sure that went well for SJ
*detective handing back my phone*
He didn’t google the bomb materials sir, just numerous iterations of “why is my yogurt so watery”
He didn’t google the bomb materials sir, just numerous iterations of “why is my yogurt so watery”
January 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
*detective handing back my phone*
He didn’t google the bomb materials sir, just numerous iterations of “why is my yogurt so watery”
He didn’t google the bomb materials sir, just numerous iterations of “why is my yogurt so watery”