Goodbye Gray Sky, Helleaux Newm
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Real cases. Real people. Better ingredients. Better pizza.
We spent a *lot* of money this year rodent-proofing our house.
On this, the last day of 2025, our 10-year-old dog killed two mice inside that very house.
Do with that info what you will. I don't know
On this, the last day of 2025, our 10-year-old dog killed two mice inside that very house.
Do with that info what you will. I don't know
January 1, 2026 at 6:11 AM
We spent a *lot* of money this year rodent-proofing our house.
On this, the last day of 2025, our 10-year-old dog killed two mice inside that very house.
Do with that info what you will. I don't know
On this, the last day of 2025, our 10-year-old dog killed two mice inside that very house.
Do with that info what you will. I don't know
2026 God's Time
January 1, 2026 at 6:03 AM
2026 God's Time
This Lane Kiffin booth interview segment is really boring but at least it's also really long?
December 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This Lane Kiffin booth interview segment is really boring but at least it's also really long?
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Me And My Friends Would've Killed Slammin Strawberry With Hammers I Can Tell You That Much
December 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Me And My Friends Would've Killed Slammin Strawberry With Hammers I Can Tell You That Much
Every Midwestern marriage
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Every Midwestern marriage
Reply to post, then "heart" it. Put yourself first
December 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Reply to post, then "heart" it. Put yourself first
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As a Jew, it’s fun watching the administration post Christian nationalist messages while also saying they are doing everything they can to curb antisemitism.
Here’s the U.S. government being officially religious in a country with no official religion.
December 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
As a Jew, it’s fun watching the administration post Christian nationalist messages while also saying they are doing everything they can to curb antisemitism.
Obviously this is horrible.
And let me also say: We’re I a middle school boy in the business of harassing middle school girls, THIBODAUX LOUISIANA is the absolute *last* place I’d be trying to pull that shit.
DTB ("Down the bayou") folks come ^from^ the mud. And they’ll drown you in it.
And let me also say: We’re I a middle school boy in the business of harassing middle school girls, THIBODAUX LOUISIANA is the absolute *last* place I’d be trying to pull that shit.
DTB ("Down the bayou") folks come ^from^ the mud. And they’ll drown you in it.
Tell me again how schools are biased against boys?
"Boys at her school shared AI-generated, nude images of her. After a fight, she was the one expelled"
apnews.com/article/scho...
"Boys at her school shared AI-generated, nude images of her. After a fight, she was the one expelled"
apnews.com/article/scho...
Boys at her school shared AI-generated, nude images of her. After a fight, she was the one expelled
A 13-year-old girl at a Louisiana middle school got into a fight with classmates who were sharing AI-generated nude images of her.
apnews.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Obviously this is horrible.
And let me also say: We’re I a middle school boy in the business of harassing middle school girls, THIBODAUX LOUISIANA is the absolute *last* place I’d be trying to pull that shit.
DTB ("Down the bayou") folks come ^from^ the mud. And they’ll drown you in it.
And let me also say: We’re I a middle school boy in the business of harassing middle school girls, THIBODAUX LOUISIANA is the absolute *last* place I’d be trying to pull that shit.
DTB ("Down the bayou") folks come ^from^ the mud. And they’ll drown you in it.
I find the "2025 is so awful" such and such discourse very irritating.
It's not the ^year^. It's the times.
It's not the ^year^. It's the times.
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I find the "2025 is so awful" such and such discourse very irritating.
It's not the ^year^. It's the times.
It's not the ^year^. It's the times.
A rare convergence:
It was Monday
I wanted red beans
I bought red beans
They were fantastic
Also, related: The chef/manager/whatever guy at Joey K's is *way* too handsome. For that or any room. Goo-ood night.
It was Monday
I wanted red beans
I bought red beans
They were fantastic
Also, related: The chef/manager/whatever guy at Joey K's is *way* too handsome. For that or any room. Goo-ood night.
December 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
A rare convergence:
It was Monday
I wanted red beans
I bought red beans
They were fantastic
Also, related: The chef/manager/whatever guy at Joey K's is *way* too handsome. For that or any room. Goo-ood night.
It was Monday
I wanted red beans
I bought red beans
They were fantastic
Also, related: The chef/manager/whatever guy at Joey K's is *way* too handsome. For that or any room. Goo-ood night.
A great horse, an even better dog 😢
I had to say goodbye to the best boy this week. He let us know it was time. I’m so grateful for 12+ years of companionship, frolicking, snuggling, and expert hunkering.
The true-Minnesota dog got one last magical snowfall — in New Orleans. Hug your furry friends for me. ♥️
The true-Minnesota dog got one last magical snowfall — in New Orleans. Hug your furry friends for me. ♥️
December 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
A great horse, an even better dog 😢
I don’t know if it’s related to labubus or 6 7 or where this recent trend came from but I’d like to encourage the paper coffee cup industry to go back to having LIDS THAT ACTUALLY FIT AND SEAL ONTO THE CUP
December 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I don’t know if it’s related to labubus or 6 7 or where this recent trend came from but I’d like to encourage the paper coffee cup industry to go back to having LIDS THAT ACTUALLY FIT AND SEAL ONTO THE CUP
Free Krewe du Vieux float/costume idea: Bill Cassidy in "We're all looking for the guy who did this" hotdog suit
When asked on Wednesday why the panel would target the Hep B vaccine, Cassidy said of Kennedy’s HHS: “The best I can tell is that they have a prejudice against science. That’s the best I can tell.”
Umm...thanks, Bill. Any thoughts on why we are in this mess?
rollcall.com/2025/12/04/c...
Umm...thanks, Bill. Any thoughts on why we are in this mess?
rollcall.com/2025/12/04/c...
Cassidy suggests HHS is anti-science ahead of hepatitis B meeting - Roll Call
Sen. Bill Cassidy said federal health officials might be biased agains science.
rollcall.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Free Krewe du Vieux float/costume idea: Bill Cassidy in "We're all looking for the guy who did this" hotdog suit
Tulane's special uniforms next season should be Junkyard Dog-themed. Back of every jersey just says "THUMP"
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Tulane's special uniforms next season should be Junkyard Dog-themed. Back of every jersey just says "THUMP"
First, let me say, I appreciate everything the Pop-Tarts Bowl's got going. Their whole steez = 👍 from me
That being said
I thought that Ryan Lizza post was upsetting. Then I read the phrase "Mouth Heaven"
That being said
I thought that Ryan Lizza post was upsetting. Then I read the phrase "Mouth Heaven"
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
First, let me say, I appreciate everything the Pop-Tarts Bowl's got going. Their whole steez = 👍 from me
That being said
I thought that Ryan Lizza post was upsetting. Then I read the phrase "Mouth Heaven"
That being said
I thought that Ryan Lizza post was upsetting. Then I read the phrase "Mouth Heaven"
If they'd really wanted him to succeed he'd have gone to St. Aug
Based on what little I know about New Orleans, Isidore Newman, the fancy prep school that all the Mannings went to is a pretty elite place. Do they have a really legit football team still (I know they have had other famous players like OBJ), but what is the level of competition that Arch played at?
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
If they'd really wanted him to succeed he'd have gone to St. Aug
(Watching the LSU-Arkansas game)
Wife: So is the the Coachless Classic?
Me: Call it the Buyout Bowl
Wife: Time to find out who has the Interim Momentum
Wife: So is the the Coachless Classic?
Me: Call it the Buyout Bowl
Wife: Time to find out who has the Interim Momentum
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
(Watching the LSU-Arkansas game)
Wife: So is the the Coachless Classic?
Me: Call it the Buyout Bowl
Wife: Time to find out who has the Interim Momentum
Wife: So is the the Coachless Classic?
Me: Call it the Buyout Bowl
Wife: Time to find out who has the Interim Momentum
You do, under these circumstances, "gotta hand it to @nypost.com "
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
You do, under these circumstances, "gotta hand it to @nypost.com "
Congratulations to @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
my dog just farted by the air purifier and set it off to max purify
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Congratulations to @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
@edsbs.bsky.social @brianphillips.bsky.social There's a team from Mongolia
Physical: Asia review – some of these super-strong contestants look like barrels wrapped in muscles and hair
Physical: Asia review – some of these super-strong contestants look like barrels wrapped in muscles and hair
Intense rivalry, terrifying feats of strength, challenges that leave some athletes muttering ‘I hate contact sports’ … Netflix’s new competition is a reality TV joy
www.theguardian.com
October 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
@edsbs.bsky.social @brianphillips.bsky.social There's a team from Mongolia
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who gives a shit if people get snap benefits. I've been to the grocery store. its fucking full of food. Youve never seen so much food in your life
October 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
who gives a shit if people get snap benefits. I've been to the grocery store. its fucking full of food. Youve never seen so much food in your life
Would appreciate if one of these clickbait "Why did LSU fire Brian Kelly?" articles just said:
Because he sucks and everyone hated him
Because he sucks and everyone hated him
October 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Would appreciate if one of these clickbait "Why did LSU fire Brian Kelly?" articles just said:
Because he sucks and everyone hated him
Because he sucks and everyone hated him
RIP Mitch Hedberg
the AWS outage is affecting Ring doorbells. Sky News says “some users can’t see outside their house, definitely scary”
just look outside your window 😅
just look outside your window 😅
October 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
RIP Mitch Hedberg
Losing to Vandy is one thing, Vandy's really dang good this year.
It’s losing to Vandy in the midst of already so much miserable apathy
It’s losing to Vandy in the midst of already so much miserable apathy
I think if y'all get blown out by Alabama, that might do it. If Bama puts up like 40 points on y'all, and y'all only get like a field goal that might be enough to pull the trigger.
Also losing Arkansas will definitely do it regardless of what happens to the Bama game
Also losing Arkansas will definitely do it regardless of what happens to the Bama game
October 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Losing to Vandy is one thing, Vandy's really dang good this year.
It’s losing to Vandy in the midst of already so much miserable apathy
It’s losing to Vandy in the midst of already so much miserable apathy
If Sabrina Meyer took over a news channel it'd look a lot like this
exhibit a of “has never been a reporter” www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/b...
October 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If Sabrina Meyer took over a news channel it'd look a lot like this