Chris “All I Want for Christmas is to Abolish ICE” Heller
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Rust thoughts. Bike thoughts. Ski thoughts. Food thoughts. Posting pics of the dog.
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yep. she sucks ass. but who are we to stop her from using her platform to inform everyone how much she and her colleagues suck ass?
one of the ways that Joe Manchin was very damaging to the Dem party as a whole was the way he'd go on television all the time to talk about how the rest of his party sucked
nobody should ever make the mistake of thinking MTG is on their side but "Republican on TV saying Republicans suck" is helpful
nobody should ever make the mistake of thinking MTG is on their side but "Republican on TV saying Republicans suck" is helpful
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I think the midterms are gonna be very hard for Republicans. I'm one of the people that's willing to admit the truth and say I don't see Republicans winning the midterms right now, so that doesn't bode well for Mike Johnson."
December 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
yep. she sucks ass. but who are we to stop her from using her platform to inform everyone how much she and her colleagues suck ass?
100% unemployment
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
December 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
100% unemployment
is he wearing a smock?
December 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
is he wearing a smock?
Oh you think it was that? Not the day after day job of separating families, robbing apartments, kneeling on pregnant women, arresting citizens, putting people in office buildings that double as prisons, knowingly dehumanizing people for a paycheck, lacking abso-fucking-lutely any shred of self estee
"I think that’s one of the things that broke him was being hated by so many people."
Parents of notorious Border Patrol agent blame public backlash for his overdose death
It’s the first time they’ve spoken out since their son’s controversial arrest of a U.S. citizen and his drunken confrontation with police drew intense scrutiny.
lbpost.com
December 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Oh you think it was that? Not the day after day job of separating families, robbing apartments, kneeling on pregnant women, arresting citizens, putting people in office buildings that double as prisons, knowingly dehumanizing people for a paycheck, lacking abso-fucking-lutely any shred of self estee
This is a favorite dish at El Buli
December 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
This is a favorite dish at El Buli
thanks for the overflight NOMAD86, my dog hates you
December 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
thanks for the overflight NOMAD86, my dog hates you
why spend money curing Lyme disease when we can spend money doing … whatever this is!?
RFK, Jr.–Backed Lyme Disease Conspiracy Theory May Be Probed under New Bill
www.scientificamerican.com/article/rfk-...
President Donald Trump is expected to sign a defense bill this week that orders an investigation into whether the U.S. military bioengineered Lyme disease
www.scientificamerican.com/article/rfk-...
President Donald Trump is expected to sign a defense bill this week that orders an investigation into whether the U.S. military bioengineered Lyme disease
RFK, Jr.–Backed Lyme Disease Conspiracy Theory May Be Probed under New Bill
President Donald Trump is expected to sign a defense bill this week that orders an investigation into whether the U.S. military bioengineered Lyme disease
www.scientificamerican.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
why spend money curing Lyme disease when we can spend money doing … whatever this is!?
We’re failing everyone
December 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
We’re failing everyone
Reposted by Chris “All I Want for Christmas is to Abolish ICE” Heller
Goddamn
December 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Goddamn
It’s worth a read. Maybe we should consider this perspective.
I don't know, Aaron. I think we need to take this seriously. In fact, after surveying hundreds of years of history in the past few days, I've written an article assessing the originalist case here:
papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
December 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
It’s worth a read. Maybe we should consider this perspective.
every day this hits harder
December 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
every day this hits harder
keep it up asshole. I’m sure feuding with a murdered beloved movie director with a catalog favorite for everyone is the right move here. fucker.
Trump doubles down on his Rob Reiner attack: "I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person... He became like a deranged person, Trump Derangement Syndrome. So I was not a fan of Rob Reiner at all in any way, shape or form. I thought he was very bad for our country."
December 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
keep it up asshole. I’m sure feuding with a murdered beloved movie director with a catalog favorite for everyone is the right move here. fucker.
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"He took every Advanced Placement class he could, earned a scholarship to Brown and worked at Wawa over the summer to make enough money to buy a laptop, according to his two sisters."
Mukhammad Aziz Umurzokov, a freshman at Brown, had a condition as a child that required brain surgery. The experience created an unshakable ambition to become a brain surgeon, his sister said.
He died after being shot on campus on Saturday.
He died after being shot on campus on Saturday.
Brown shooting victim was pursuing dream of becoming brain surgeon
Mukhammad Aziz Umurzokov, 18, was one of two people killed at Brown University on Saturday.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"He took every Advanced Placement class he could, earned a scholarship to Brown and worked at Wawa over the summer to make enough money to buy a laptop, according to his two sisters."
Lookout Sacklers
Trump signed an Executive Order classifying Fentanyl as a weapon of mass destruction.
Little to no fentanyl is produced in Venezuela for your awareness.
Little to no fentanyl is produced in Venezuela for your awareness.
December 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Lookout Sacklers
Sorry… the “executive branch private club” is a bit too on the fucking nose
December 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Sorry… the “executive branch private club” is a bit too on the fucking nose
What? You creators didn’t realize you were toiling in the Creative Iteration factory? Ai is simply here to free you of that burden. That’s how art works … right!?
December 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
What? You creators didn’t realize you were toiling in the Creative Iteration factory? Ai is simply here to free you of that burden. That’s how art works … right!?
Every so often a bard comes along who speaks what we’re all thinking
Don Jr. runs up to him unsure of what to do and all he can think of is to shake his father’s hand because that’s the only way they’ve ever touched and his hand is very cold.
www.welcometohellworld.com/the-very-mom...
www.welcometohellworld.com/the-very-mom...
December 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Every so often a bard comes along who speaks what we’re all thinking
apparently no flags at half staff for Rob Reiner, because he wasn’t a man baby grifter famous for wearing a diaper on a college campus for … reasons
December 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
apparently no flags at half staff for Rob Reiner, because he wasn’t a man baby grifter famous for wearing a diaper on a college campus for … reasons
Reposted by Chris “All I Want for Christmas is to Abolish ICE” Heller
Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
this is a “clicking like on your Rob Reiner skeets” account for the foreseeable future
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
this is a “clicking like on your Rob Reiner skeets” account for the foreseeable future
Reposted by Chris “All I Want for Christmas is to Abolish ICE” Heller
There is another painful link between the shootings at Brown and Bondi Beach. Besides the guns, of course.
It’s the fact that people who had already survived horrific violence were profoundly impacted.
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It’s the fact that people who had already survived horrific violence were profoundly impacted.
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December 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
There is another painful link between the shootings at Brown and Bondi Beach. Besides the guns, of course.
It’s the fact that people who had already survived horrific violence were profoundly impacted.
🧵
It’s the fact that people who had already survived horrific violence were profoundly impacted.
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Him first
Rand Paul: "My plan is this -- let people on the Obamacare market, which is about 4% of America, a small number of people, let them buy their insurance through Costco, Sam's Club, Amazon ... "
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Him first
Was just watching a video about the Miracle Max scene in Princess Bride. How Rob told Billy Crystal to wing it. How the whole set had to be cleared because the crew kept cracking up. How Rob would leave the set each time after calling action, because his was the biggest laugh of all…
TMZ reporting Rob Reiner and his wife Michele Singer Reiner were found dead with wounds consistent with a knife
Rob Reiner, Wife Michele Found Dead in Their L.A. Home with Knife Wounds
Rob Reiner -- the legendary director -- and his wife Michele Singer Reiner have died ... TMZ has confirmed.
www.tmz.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Was just watching a video about the Miracle Max scene in Princess Bride. How Rob told Billy Crystal to wing it. How the whole set had to be cleared because the crew kept cracking up. How Rob would leave the set each time after calling action, because his was the biggest laugh of all…
let them have their weed and steaks
“I’m guessing the inmates who were expecting the package are crabby,” prisons spokeswoman Chrysti Shain said. on.nbcboston.com/KRo5ziS
Drone drops steak, crab legs, Old Bay spice and marijuana into prison yard
’Twas three weeks before Christmas, and in the prison yard, a drone-dropped package was found by a guard.
on.nbcboston.com
December 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
let them have their weed and steaks
I hope people greet these Potty Officers with their proper Potty Officer tile every time they pass. “morning, Potty Officer, nice day”
In order to "protect women" Texas made it so that women have to go through armed guards with an ID check. They literally created a potty police.
December 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I hope people greet these Potty Officers with their proper Potty Officer tile every time they pass. “morning, Potty Officer, nice day”