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Chris “All I Want for Christmas is to Abolish ICE” Heller
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Rust thoughts. Bike thoughts. Ski thoughts. Food thoughts. Posting pics of the dog.
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yep. she sucks ass. but who are we to stop her from using her platform to inform everyone how much she and her colleagues suck ass?
one of the ways that Joe Manchin was very damaging to the Dem party as a whole was the way he'd go on television all the time to talk about how the rest of his party sucked

nobody should ever make the mistake of thinking MTG is on their side but "Republican on TV saying Republicans suck" is helpful
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I think the midterms are gonna be very hard for Republicans. I'm one of the people that's willing to admit the truth and say I don't see Republicans winning the midterms right now, so that doesn't bode well for Mike Johnson."
December 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
100% unemployment
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
December 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
is he wearing a smock?
me want beef stick
December 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Oh you think it was that? Not the day after day job of separating families, robbing apartments, kneeling on pregnant women, arresting citizens, putting people in office buildings that double as prisons, knowingly dehumanizing people for a paycheck, lacking abso-fucking-lutely any shred of self estee
December 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This is a favorite dish at El Buli
do y'all want some olives
December 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
thanks for the overflight NOMAD86, my dog hates you
December 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
why spend money curing Lyme disease when we can spend money doing … whatever this is!?
RFK, Jr.–Backed Lyme Disease Conspiracy Theory May Be Probed under New Bill

www.scientificamerican.com/article/rfk-...

President Donald Trump is expected to sign a defense bill this week that orders an investigation into whether the U.S. military bioengineered Lyme disease
RFK, Jr.–Backed Lyme Disease Conspiracy Theory May Be Probed under New Bill
President Donald Trump is expected to sign a defense bill this week that orders an investigation into whether the U.S. military bioengineered Lyme disease
www.scientificamerican.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
We’re failing everyone
We are failing our kids
December 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Goddamn
December 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It’s worth a read. Maybe we should consider this perspective.
I don't know, Aaron. I think we need to take this seriously. In fact, after surveying hundreds of years of history in the past few days, I've written an article assessing the originalist case here:
papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
December 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
every day this hits harder
This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
keep it up asshole. I’m sure feuding with a murdered beloved movie director with a catalog favorite for everyone is the right move here. fucker.
Trump doubles down on his Rob Reiner attack: "I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person... He became like a deranged person, Trump Derangement Syndrome. So I was not a fan of Rob Reiner at all in any way, shape or form. I thought he was very bad for our country."
December 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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"He took every Advanced Placement class he could, earned a scholarship to Brown and worked at Wawa over the summer to make enough money to buy a laptop, according to his two sisters."
Mukhammad Aziz Umurzokov, a freshman at Brown, had a condition as a child that required brain surgery. The experience created an unshakable ambition to become a brain surgeon, his sister said.

He died after being shot on campus on Saturday.
Brown shooting victim was pursuing dream of becoming brain surgeon
Mukhammad Aziz Umurzokov, 18, was one of two people killed at Brown University on Saturday.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Lookout Sacklers
Trump signed an Executive Order classifying Fentanyl as a weapon of mass destruction.

Little to no fentanyl is produced in Venezuela for your awareness.
December 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Sorry… the “executive branch private club” is a bit too on the fucking nose
This shit is just cartoonishly corrupt.
December 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
What? You creators didn’t realize you were toiling in the Creative Iteration factory? Ai is simply here to free you of that burden. That’s how art works … right!?
You'll take your slop and you'll fucking love it
December 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Every so often a bard comes along who speaks what we’re all thinking
Don Jr. runs up to him unsure of what to do and all he can think of is to shake his father’s hand because that’s the only way they’ve ever touched and his hand is very cold.
www.welcometohellworld.com/the-very-mom...
December 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
apparently no flags at half staff for Rob Reiner, because he wasn’t a man baby grifter famous for wearing a diaper on a college campus for … reasons
December 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
utterly incapable of grace
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
this is a “clicking like on your Rob Reiner skeets” account for the foreseeable future
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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There is another painful link between the shootings at Brown and Bondi Beach. Besides the guns, of course.

It’s the fact that people who had already survived horrific violence were profoundly impacted.

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December 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Him first
Rand Paul: "My plan is this -- let people on the Obamacare market, which is about 4% of America, a small number of people, let them buy their insurance through Costco, Sam's Club, Amazon ... "
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Was just watching a video about the Miracle Max scene in Princess Bride. How Rob told Billy Crystal to wing it. How the whole set had to be cleared because the crew kept cracking up. How Rob would leave the set each time after calling action, because his was the biggest laugh of all…
December 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
let them have their weed and steaks
December 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I hope people greet these Potty Officers with their proper Potty Officer tile every time they pass. “morning, Potty Officer, nice day”
In order to "protect women" Texas made it so that women have to go through armed guards with an ID check. They literally created a potty police.
December 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM