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Chris “All I Want for Christmas is to Abolish ICE” Heller
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Rust thoughts. Bike thoughts. Ski thoughts. Food thoughts. Posting pics of the dog.
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this is a “clicking like on your Rob Reiner skeets” account for the foreseeable future
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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There is another painful link between the shootings at Brown and Bondi Beach. Besides the guns, of course.

It’s the fact that people who had already survived horrific violence were profoundly impacted.

🧵
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Him first
Rand Paul: "My plan is this -- let people on the Obamacare market, which is about 4% of America, a small number of people, let them buy their insurance through Costco, Sam's Club, Amazon ... "
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Was just watching a video about the Miracle Max scene in Princess Bride. How Rob told Billy Crystal to wing it. How the whole set had to be cleared because the crew kept cracking up. How Rob would leave the set each time after calling action, because his was the biggest laugh of all…
December 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
let them have their weed and steaks
December 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I hope people greet these Potty Officers with their proper Potty Officer tile every time they pass. “morning, Potty Officer, nice day”
In order to "protect women" Texas made it so that women have to go through armed guards with an ID check. They literally created a potty police.
December 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
You poor unfortunate souls!
guys, i just found a fashion brand company that makes 20 foot long blue jeans — this is not a joke, these are real and cost $1,800

https://www.fashionbrandcompany.com/products/20-foot-long-nap-jeans
December 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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AS A PROFESSOR, I AM ASKING

HOW ARE OUR STUDENTS SUPPOSED TO LEARN IN THESE CONDITIONS?

HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GO TO SCHOOL AND TAKE EXAMS KNOWING SOMEONE MIGHT JUST SHOW UP WITH AN EASY TO ACQUIRE AUTOMATIC WEAPON?

HOW??????????
Longer statement from Brown University:

"We are very sorry to share that we have confirmed reports of multiple shooting victims, but we are not able to share their condition. They have been transported to local hospitals."
December 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
this one hits close…
PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) — Officials say a suspect is in custody after reports of an active shooter at Brown University in Rhode Island.
December 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
That steering wheel has more cup holders than my center console
December 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
… as one does
Namahage go door to door at new years in the north of Japan, brandishing knives, calling "are there any crybabies here?," chastising bad children and lazy people, and eating and drinking sake offered by the families they visit. #FolkloreThursday
December 13, 2025 at 11:51 AM
unless states are now part of the executive branch, this EO has as much authority as a dad yelling calls to a ref from the sidelines
Trump putting his billionaire tech donor oligarch friends ahead of the people to make regulating A.I. impossible should alarm everyone.

Where are the “states rights” folks on this one?
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Reposted by Chris “All I Want for Christmas is to Abolish ICE” Heller
re upped this today; I wrote about how treating people as if their value is their work is reactionary and evil. people are valuable for themselves, not because they labor. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/against-wo...
Against Workerism
People have value because they’re people, not because they work.
www.everythingishorrible.net
December 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
would
HAVE YOU EVER DONE PORK BELLY CINNAMON ROLLS?
December 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Clearly this is some other Boston…
The Department of Housing and Urban Development said Thursday that it was opening an investigation into housing policies in Boston, scrutinizing whether the city discriminated against white people.
HUD Accuses Boston of Racial Discrimination in Housing Policies
The Department of Housing and Urban Development is investigating whether the city’s focus on affordable housing for people of color violated federal law.
nyti.ms
December 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
relatable
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
honestly. this is weak sauce by Disney
Disney just invested $1 billion into OpenAI, in other words, a billion in the AI slopification of its brand. Disney princesses have also become one of the most common fictional subjects of AI porn on the internet

www.404media.co/disney-inves...
Disney Invests $1 Billion in the AI Slopification of Its Brand
With OpenAI investment, Disney will officially begin putting AI slop into its flagship streaming product.
www.404media.co
December 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Wanna do your own research?
December 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
people are expected to pay money for this?
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
welp. “soft spanking hand” is now embedded in my brain.
Here's PIRG researcher RJ Cross getting the Alilo Smart AI bunny to tell @savanahsellers.bsky.social about S&M, the FoloToy Sunflower Warmie telling me it is actually both a cactus and a teddy bear (???) and the Miiloo spouting the CCP line on Taiwan.
December 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I used a can of pledge and now I’m being accused of wax evasion
I used cotton instead of linen, and now I'm being accused of flax evasion.
I skipped my flu shot & now I’m being accused of vax evasion
December 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
At some point we gotta have Anti-SLAPP legislation against the government
Breaking news: The Justice Department once again failed to persuade a grand jury to indict New York Attorney General Letitia James, another setback for the Trump administration, which pursued mortgage fraud charges that experts have long viewed as weak.
Administration fails again to indict N.Y. Attorney General Letitia James
A grand jury has refused to indict New York attorney general Letitia James, the second panel to refuse to do so, dealing a major setback to President Trump.
wapo.st
December 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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This is really incredible. The government's battle to deport Abrego Garcia has apparently been based on a lie from the start. Not even the "gang affiliation" lie or the "human smuggling" lie, but the more basic assertion that he was ordered to be deported in the first place.
🚨Judge Xinis finds that, incredibly, Mr. Abrego Garcia was never ordered deported in 2019. She notes that every since this saga began all the way back in March, the government has NEVER been able to produce any evidence that the immigration judge actually issued a removal order.
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I would like to discharge my mortgage.

Mr. President, please accept this Very Special Good Boy Goden Star Award.

Now let’s talk about my mortgage.
December 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 8:36 AM