Chris “All I Want for Christmas is to Abolish ICE” Heller
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this is a “clicking like on your Rob Reiner skeets” account for the foreseeable future
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
this is a “clicking like on your Rob Reiner skeets” account for the foreseeable future
Reposted by Chris “All I Want for Christmas is to Abolish ICE” Heller
There is another painful link between the shootings at Brown and Bondi Beach. Besides the guns, of course.
It’s the fact that people who had already survived horrific violence were profoundly impacted.
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It’s the fact that people who had already survived horrific violence were profoundly impacted.
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December 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
There is another painful link between the shootings at Brown and Bondi Beach. Besides the guns, of course.
It’s the fact that people who had already survived horrific violence were profoundly impacted.
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It’s the fact that people who had already survived horrific violence were profoundly impacted.
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Him first
Rand Paul: "My plan is this -- let people on the Obamacare market, which is about 4% of America, a small number of people, let them buy their insurance through Costco, Sam's Club, Amazon ... "
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Him first
Was just watching a video about the Miracle Max scene in Princess Bride. How Rob told Billy Crystal to wing it. How the whole set had to be cleared because the crew kept cracking up. How Rob would leave the set each time after calling action, because his was the biggest laugh of all…
TMZ reporting Rob Reiner and his wife Michele Singer Reiner were found dead with wounds consistent with a knife
Rob Reiner, Wife Michele Found Dead in Their L.A. Home with Knife Wounds
Rob Reiner -- the legendary director -- and his wife Michele Singer Reiner have died ... TMZ has confirmed.
www.tmz.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Was just watching a video about the Miracle Max scene in Princess Bride. How Rob told Billy Crystal to wing it. How the whole set had to be cleared because the crew kept cracking up. How Rob would leave the set each time after calling action, because his was the biggest laugh of all…
let them have their weed and steaks
“I’m guessing the inmates who were expecting the package are crabby,” prisons spokeswoman Chrysti Shain said. on.nbcboston.com/KRo5ziS
Drone drops steak, crab legs, Old Bay spice and marijuana into prison yard
’Twas three weeks before Christmas, and in the prison yard, a drone-dropped package was found by a guard.
on.nbcboston.com
December 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
let them have their weed and steaks
I hope people greet these Potty Officers with their proper Potty Officer tile every time they pass. “morning, Potty Officer, nice day”
In order to "protect women" Texas made it so that women have to go through armed guards with an ID check. They literally created a potty police.
December 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I hope people greet these Potty Officers with their proper Potty Officer tile every time they pass. “morning, Potty Officer, nice day”
You poor unfortunate souls!
guys, i just found a fashion brand company that makes 20 foot long blue jeans — this is not a joke, these are real and cost $1,800
https://www.fashionbrandcompany.com/products/20-foot-long-nap-jeans
https://www.fashionbrandcompany.com/products/20-foot-long-nap-jeans
December 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
You poor unfortunate souls!
Reposted by Chris “All I Want for Christmas is to Abolish ICE” Heller
AS A PROFESSOR, I AM ASKING
HOW ARE OUR STUDENTS SUPPOSED TO LEARN IN THESE CONDITIONS?
HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GO TO SCHOOL AND TAKE EXAMS KNOWING SOMEONE MIGHT JUST SHOW UP WITH AN EASY TO ACQUIRE AUTOMATIC WEAPON?
HOW??????????
HOW ARE OUR STUDENTS SUPPOSED TO LEARN IN THESE CONDITIONS?
HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GO TO SCHOOL AND TAKE EXAMS KNOWING SOMEONE MIGHT JUST SHOW UP WITH AN EASY TO ACQUIRE AUTOMATIC WEAPON?
HOW??????????
Longer statement from Brown University:
"We are very sorry to share that we have confirmed reports of multiple shooting victims, but we are not able to share their condition. They have been transported to local hospitals."
"We are very sorry to share that we have confirmed reports of multiple shooting victims, but we are not able to share their condition. They have been transported to local hospitals."
December 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
AS A PROFESSOR, I AM ASKING
HOW ARE OUR STUDENTS SUPPOSED TO LEARN IN THESE CONDITIONS?
HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GO TO SCHOOL AND TAKE EXAMS KNOWING SOMEONE MIGHT JUST SHOW UP WITH AN EASY TO ACQUIRE AUTOMATIC WEAPON?
HOW??????????
HOW ARE OUR STUDENTS SUPPOSED TO LEARN IN THESE CONDITIONS?
HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GO TO SCHOOL AND TAKE EXAMS KNOWING SOMEONE MIGHT JUST SHOW UP WITH AN EASY TO ACQUIRE AUTOMATIC WEAPON?
HOW??????????
this one hits close…
PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) — Officials say a suspect is in custody after reports of an active shooter at Brown University in Rhode Island.
December 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
this one hits close…
That steering wheel has more cup holders than my center console
Finally, what we've all been asking for at long last is here: a steering wheel designed by someone who is not a human being, and has never driven a car.
www.carscoops.com/2025/12/this...
www.carscoops.com/2025/12/this...
This Stellantis Brand Is Quietly Preparing Its Most Radical Steering Wheel Yet for Production | Carscoops
The Hypersquare steering wheel and steer-by-wire technology are headed for a production car soon, as Peugeot begins early prototype testing
www.carscoops.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
That steering wheel has more cup holders than my center console
… as one does
Namahage go door to door at new years in the north of Japan, brandishing knives, calling "are there any crybabies here?," chastising bad children and lazy people, and eating and drinking sake offered by the families they visit. #FolkloreThursday
December 13, 2025 at 11:51 AM
… as one does
unless states are now part of the executive branch, this EO has as much authority as a dad yelling calls to a ref from the sidelines
Trump putting his billionaire tech donor oligarch friends ahead of the people to make regulating A.I. impossible should alarm everyone.
Where are the “states rights” folks on this one?
Where are the “states rights” folks on this one?
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
unless states are now part of the executive branch, this EO has as much authority as a dad yelling calls to a ref from the sidelines
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re upped this today; I wrote about how treating people as if their value is their work is reactionary and evil. people are valuable for themselves, not because they labor. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/against-wo...
Against Workerism
People have value because they’re people, not because they work.
www.everythingishorrible.net
December 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
re upped this today; I wrote about how treating people as if their value is their work is reactionary and evil. people are valuable for themselves, not because they labor. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/against-wo...
would
December 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
would
Clearly this is some other Boston…
The Department of Housing and Urban Development said Thursday that it was opening an investigation into housing policies in Boston, scrutinizing whether the city discriminated against white people.
HUD Accuses Boston of Racial Discrimination in Housing Policies
The Department of Housing and Urban Development is investigating whether the city’s focus on affordable housing for people of color violated federal law.
nyti.ms
December 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Clearly this is some other Boston…
relatable
JUST IN: Police in Hong Kong arrested a passenger on Thursday for allegedly attempting to open the door of a plane during a flight from Boston to the Chinese territory. on.nbcboston.com/4aVu9Mo
Passenger arrested after trying to open plane door mid-flight from Boston to Hong Kong
Police in Hong Kong arrested a passenger for allegedly attempting to open the door of a plane during a flight from Boston to the Chinese territory.
on.nbcboston.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
relatable
honestly. this is weak sauce by Disney
Disney just invested $1 billion into OpenAI, in other words, a billion in the AI slopification of its brand. Disney princesses have also become one of the most common fictional subjects of AI porn on the internet
www.404media.co/disney-inves...
www.404media.co/disney-inves...
Disney Invests $1 Billion in the AI Slopification of Its Brand
With OpenAI investment, Disney will officially begin putting AI slop into its flagship streaming product.
www.404media.co
December 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
honestly. this is weak sauce by Disney
Wanna do your own research?
December 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Wanna do your own research?
people are expected to pay money for this?
This is such weaksauce. Best they can come up with is “what if it’s you under Iron Man’s helmet?”
Disney wants you to AI-generate yourself into your favorite Marvel movie
The media company is investing $1bn in OpenAI – and allowing its characters to be used in generated videos
www.theguardian.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
people are expected to pay money for this?
welp. “soft spanking hand” is now embedded in my brain.
Here's PIRG researcher RJ Cross getting the Alilo Smart AI bunny to tell @savanahsellers.bsky.social about S&M, the FoloToy Sunflower Warmie telling me it is actually both a cactus and a teddy bear (???) and the Miiloo spouting the CCP line on Taiwan.
December 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
welp. “soft spanking hand” is now embedded in my brain.
I used a can of pledge and now I’m being accused of wax evasion
I used cotton instead of linen, and now I'm being accused of flax evasion.
I skipped my flu shot & now I’m being accused of vax evasion
December 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I used a can of pledge and now I’m being accused of wax evasion
At some point we gotta have Anti-SLAPP legislation against the government
Breaking news: The Justice Department once again failed to persuade a grand jury to indict New York Attorney General Letitia James, another setback for the Trump administration, which pursued mortgage fraud charges that experts have long viewed as weak.
Administration fails again to indict N.Y. Attorney General Letitia James
A grand jury has refused to indict New York attorney general Letitia James, the second panel to refuse to do so, dealing a major setback to President Trump.
wapo.st
December 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
At some point we gotta have Anti-SLAPP legislation against the government
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This is really incredible. The government's battle to deport Abrego Garcia has apparently been based on a lie from the start. Not even the "gang affiliation" lie or the "human smuggling" lie, but the more basic assertion that he was ordered to be deported in the first place.
🚨Judge Xinis finds that, incredibly, Mr. Abrego Garcia was never ordered deported in 2019. She notes that every since this saga began all the way back in March, the government has NEVER been able to produce any evidence that the immigration judge actually issued a removal order.
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This is really incredible. The government's battle to deport Abrego Garcia has apparently been based on a lie from the start. Not even the "gang affiliation" lie or the "human smuggling" lie, but the more basic assertion that he was ordered to be deported in the first place.
I would like to discharge my mortgage.
Mr. President, please accept this Very Special Good Boy Goden Star Award.
Now let’s talk about my mortgage.
Mr. President, please accept this Very Special Good Boy Goden Star Award.
Now let’s talk about my mortgage.
December 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I would like to discharge my mortgage.
Mr. President, please accept this Very Special Good Boy Goden Star Award.
Now let’s talk about my mortgage.
Mr. President, please accept this Very Special Good Boy Goden Star Award.
Now let’s talk about my mortgage.
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