@helloblango.bsky.social
I still say “please don’t be sten-jayyyyy” randomly 😂😂
It was like the McNuggets commercial in app form
March 31, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I still say “please don’t be sten-jayyyyy” randomly 😂😂
I really should have taken the whole day off Friday. I need a full me day
March 31, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I really should have taken the whole day off Friday. I need a full me day
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Men belong in the kitchen & women belong in the recliner with a glass of wine.
Just as God intended.
Just as God intended.
December 25, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Men belong in the kitchen & women belong in the recliner with a glass of wine.
Just as God intended.
Just as God intended.
If a man doesn’t want to come in and make your life easier, he doesn’t really like you. It’s literally that simple.
December 23, 2024 at 2:58 PM
If a man doesn’t want to come in and make your life easier, he doesn’t really like you. It’s literally that simple.
That’s a black king right there!
December 23, 2024 at 2:57 PM
That’s a black king right there!
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“Customer appreciation weekend” is madness
December 23, 2024 at 2:21 PM
“Customer appreciation weekend” is madness
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dj akademiks is a disgusting blob of turd and I hate that I know of him
December 23, 2024 at 12:52 PM
dj akademiks is a disgusting blob of turd and I hate that I know of him
Fashion Nova ain’t gotta worry about me no more. Package been in transit to UPS for almost a week. I ordered at the beginning of the month 🙄
December 23, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Fashion Nova ain’t gotta worry about me no more. Package been in transit to UPS for almost a week. I ordered at the beginning of the month 🙄
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I should hold yapping sessions teaching mfs how to hold a conversation because yall can’t converse for shit. With everything that’s going on around us and in our lives, you mean to tell me you don’t have shit to talk about? Andddd you’re not funny??
December 12, 2024 at 4:00 AM
I should hold yapping sessions teaching mfs how to hold a conversation because yall can’t converse for shit. With everything that’s going on around us and in our lives, you mean to tell me you don’t have shit to talk about? Andddd you’re not funny??
Free my gentlemenz before you go Joe!
WASHINGTON (AP) — Biden commutes roughly 1,500 sentences and grants 39 pardons in biggest single-day act of clemency in modern US history.
December 12, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Free my gentlemenz before you go Joe!
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Oooh a quiz! Let's all do this to get to know each other better:
Name: Stop
Birthday: Giving
City: Out
First pet’s name: Your
Mother’s maiden name: Personal
First car: Information.
Favorite color. Damn!
Some of y'all are a hacker's dream. 😂 These questionnaires got you in a chokehold.
Name: Stop
Birthday: Giving
City: Out
First pet’s name: Your
Mother’s maiden name: Personal
First car: Information.
Favorite color. Damn!
Some of y'all are a hacker's dream. 😂 These questionnaires got you in a chokehold.
December 12, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Oooh a quiz! Let's all do this to get to know each other better:
Name: Stop
Birthday: Giving
City: Out
First pet’s name: Your
Mother’s maiden name: Personal
First car: Information.
Favorite color. Damn!
Some of y'all are a hacker's dream. 😂 These questionnaires got you in a chokehold.
Name: Stop
Birthday: Giving
City: Out
First pet’s name: Your
Mother’s maiden name: Personal
First car: Information.
Favorite color. Damn!
Some of y'all are a hacker's dream. 😂 These questionnaires got you in a chokehold.
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Luigi Mangione’s fellow prisoners yelled “Luigi’s conditions suck” and “Free Luigi” from their cells in Pennsylvania during an interview: www.newsnationnow.com/banfield/lui...
December 12, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Luigi Mangione’s fellow prisoners yelled “Luigi’s conditions suck” and “Free Luigi” from their cells in Pennsylvania during an interview: www.newsnationnow.com/banfield/lui...
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Inbox: ‘Wanted’ posters of healthcare CEOs wheatpasted around lower Manhattan ahead of today’s Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference.
“Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.
“Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.
December 11, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Inbox: ‘Wanted’ posters of healthcare CEOs wheatpasted around lower Manhattan ahead of today’s Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference.
“Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.
“Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.
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Humanity really ain’t shit.
This ream of paper is our financial aid app for Rob’s cancer treatment. No, I am not joking. This is what cancer care as freelancers looks like.
We had to add extra pages to it Friday night, because it wasn’t enough. It took more than 200 hours to compile this.
We had to add extra pages to it Friday night, because it wasn’t enough. It took more than 200 hours to compile this.
December 10, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Humanity really ain’t shit.
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It’s extremely wild watching America turn into Gilead. And it’s happening so slowly that calling it out makes YOU seem crazy
The ovulation tracking app, "Ovia", now mandates you identify what state you live in. Delete immediately and warn anyone who might need to know.
December 10, 2024 at 1:13 PM
It’s extremely wild watching America turn into Gilead. And it’s happening so slowly that calling it out makes YOU seem crazy
Cross was so good. I hope we get a season 2
December 9, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Cross was so good. I hope we get a season 2
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GOP: We are happy to announce our Making Women Great Again and Family Protection Act.....
Women:
Women:
December 5, 2024 at 2:51 PM
GOP: We are happy to announce our Making Women Great Again and Family Protection Act.....
Women:
Women:
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"If I'm guilty of this, every cop in the nation's going to jail”
December 5, 2024 at 1:55 PM
"If I'm guilty of this, every cop in the nation's going to jail”
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Three bullets at the scene where the UnitedHealthcare CEO was shot reportedly had the words “deny,” “defend,” and “depose” written onto them
Bullets from UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting had writing on them: sources
MIDTOWN, Manhattan (PIX11) – Bullets found on the ground where UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was shot had writing on them, sources told PIX11 News on Thursday. Three bullets at the scene had …
pix11.com
December 5, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Three bullets at the scene where the UnitedHealthcare CEO was shot reportedly had the words “deny,” “defend,” and “depose” written onto them
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Do something nice for yourself today.
December 5, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Do something nice for yourself today.
My gma got it 79 degrees in here. Happy thanksgiving yall
November 28, 2024 at 5:05 PM
My gma got it 79 degrees in here. Happy thanksgiving yall
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MUSTAAAAAAAARDDDDD
November 22, 2024 at 9:49 PM
MUSTAAAAAAAARDDDDD
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I will not be verifying myself. Yall just gone have to believe I am who I say I am 😭 real should recognize real
November 22, 2024 at 12:13 PM
I will not be verifying myself. Yall just gone have to believe I am who I say I am 😭 real should recognize real
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I wanna see the ppl who actually believed him when he said he didn’t know anything about Project 2025.
If you’re one of those ppl, inbox me. I can flip your $50 into $500!
If you’re one of those ppl, inbox me. I can flip your $50 into $500!
President-elect Trump and his allies disavowed the conservative Project 2025 during the election.
Now, his transition team is turning to Project 2025 to help staff the next administration, sources tell @nbcnews.com.
Now, his transition team is turning to Project 2025 to help staff the next administration, sources tell @nbcnews.com.
Trump's transition team turns to Project 2025 after disavowing it during the campaign
Transition officials have used Project 2025's extensive personnel database for potential candidates to hire for the incoming administration, a person familiar the plans said.
www.nbcnews.com
November 22, 2024 at 1:24 PM
I wanna see the ppl who actually believed him when he said he didn’t know anything about Project 2025.
If you’re one of those ppl, inbox me. I can flip your $50 into $500!
If you’re one of those ppl, inbox me. I can flip your $50 into $500!