10. Scarf-face
9. Casablanket
8. Jurassic Parka
7. Fleece Academy
6. Extra Layer Cake
5. Mittens Impossible
4. Thermals and Louise
3. The Men Who Stare at Coats
2. What’s Heating Gilbert Grape
1. The Snood, the Bad and the Snuggly
10. Scarf-face
9. Casablanket
8. Jurassic Parka
7. Fleece Academy
6. Extra Layer Cake
5. Mittens Impossible
4. Thermals and Louise
3. The Men Who Stare at Coats
2. What’s Heating Gilbert Grape
1. The Snood, the Bad and the Snuggly
Friend: You mean dog eat dog?
Me: Bro have you ever even met a dog?
Friend: You mean dog eat dog?
Me: Bro have you ever even met a dog?
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
I know that you have this weird, kinky, sexual fetish with Samus. But please stop. Samus is not a sex symbol. She is a badass bounty hunter who would kill you if she saw the shit you drew. Stop it and respect her.
#metroid
I know that you have this weird, kinky, sexual fetish with Samus. But please stop. Samus is not a sex symbol. She is a badass bounty hunter who would kill you if she saw the shit you drew. Stop it and respect her.
#metroid
Me: Exhibit A
Me: Exhibit A
I'm over 7 hours into this game and.... what in the actual fuck were people's complaints? The biggest issue I can find is that the desert is like OoT Hyrule Field: nothing in it. But all you do is ride your badass motorcycle through it and then you're back into awesomeness.
I'm over 7 hours into this game and.... what in the actual fuck were people's complaints? The biggest issue I can find is that the desert is like OoT Hyrule Field: nothing in it. But all you do is ride your badass motorcycle through it and then you're back into awesomeness.
#metroidprime
#metroidprime
It was a bus. The steel horse is a fucking tour bus. Bon Jovi was lamenting being on the road 24/7.
It was a bus. The steel horse is a fucking tour bus. Bon Jovi was lamenting being on the road 24/7.