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Matt
@heroneman.bsky.social
A deeply unserious person.
He/Him
We are now in what's called the "annual perineum"

This is the small space between Christmas and New Years.
December 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Art I commissioned by my good friend @toxicdogs.bsky.social of my new DnD drider PC, Xyllifangmēr
December 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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"Nobody seems to have the cilantro gene in Mexico" yeah because they genetically selected away from it. Because it's a weakness
December 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
December 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
You're tellin me there's a trans Siberian in this orchestra??
December 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Damn it sure would be embarrassing for the writer of this if there were any medical conditions where people could walk but not for long distances
December 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Commissioned @jroahn.bsky.social for some NPC art for my campaign. I've asked them for almost every single NPC commission for this campaign and there's a reason.

Their art is incredible and somehow these commissions are *all* hot.

Could not recommend an artist more that's for sure.
December 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Y'all, WallE is so close to meeting his goal. Any dollar amount will help get him across the finish line.

If you're able to give a couple dollars, that's wonderful. If not, if you can just share the link, that's great too.

No qualifiers needed, but you could not help a better guy!
ko-fi.com/walleoruam/g...

I am 200 Dollars away and then I can stop stressing if my phone and internet will be cut off!!

Let's gooo!!!
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December 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I feel like Outriders was in a better state at launch than Destiny 2 seems to be now.

Idk, I don't think Destiny has much longer tbh. I'd be shocked if there's still real content and support through 2027.
December 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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300 dollars away from my goal! Just 300 by the end of the month is all I need!

Please help out if ya can!!
68 percent and we are still going!

Really need this so I can keep my lights and internet on!
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December 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hey Yall
Looking to help someone out this Christmas season? We're close to the goal for @walle132.bsky.social, and I think we can make it. If you cant chip in no worries, even just sharing goes a long way! Lets help make this season a little easier for a wonderful person.

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December 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Living long is the best revenge.
December 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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i think the games industry as a whole needs to put a temporary ban on hero shooters and extraction shooters tbh
December 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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STAR WARS AND CASEY HUDSON, EXCUSE ME????!!!
December 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Star Wars Fate of the Old Republic announced from Casey Hudson - single player game
December 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Pls I was so stoked about the looter last time and it died so quick due to server issues.

I want this to be good. I love warlock, they're my favorite class. I *need* this to be good.
Warlock - Dungeons & Dragons launching 2027. Gameplay reveal in Summer 2026
December 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Good morning y'all!!

Going to keep sharing this until I achieve my goal because I could really use this support!
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December 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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He knows
December 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I can't believe there's only like 10-12 chapters left of JJK modulo. It doesn't feel like we're gonna be able to fit everything in them 😭

Mostly I just want to be immersed in JJK forever tho and don't want it to end again.
December 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If we didn't have Laura Bush's anti-bullying campaign we wouldn't have musk or zuck.

Bring back bullying so we can throw rocks at those dudes
December 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
7 months of applying to jobs non stop, only ever getting two nibbles, one of them is an entry level sales role.

I have an MBA and CSM certification. I'm fighting for my life out here 😭
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Was hoping for it to be an official swu digital game, but without the FFG logo I'm concerned it isn't :/ which wouldn't make sense tho
Star Wars digital collectible card game in development with Zero36 Studio and CCG Lab
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM