Woodpecker No. 5
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In 2026 I am committed to:
- Consuming MORE artificial sweeteners
- Eating MORE processed foods
- Drinking at LEAST 3 diet sodas per day
- Taking DEEP BREATHS in Picher, Oklahoma
I will become more powerful than you can imagine
- Consuming MORE artificial sweeteners
- Eating MORE processed foods
- Drinking at LEAST 3 diet sodas per day
- Taking DEEP BREATHS in Picher, Oklahoma
I will become more powerful than you can imagine
January 1, 2026 at 4:04 AM
In 2026 I am committed to:
- Consuming MORE artificial sweeteners
- Eating MORE processed foods
- Drinking at LEAST 3 diet sodas per day
- Taking DEEP BREATHS in Picher, Oklahoma
I will become more powerful than you can imagine
- Consuming MORE artificial sweeteners
- Eating MORE processed foods
- Drinking at LEAST 3 diet sodas per day
- Taking DEEP BREATHS in Picher, Oklahoma
I will become more powerful than you can imagine
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Silicon Valley guys are like: my new tech company “The Yellow Bastard from the 2005 film Sin City” represents a step towards betterment for all humanity
December 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Silicon Valley guys are like: my new tech company “The Yellow Bastard from the 2005 film Sin City” represents a step towards betterment for all humanity
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Brigitte Bardot lived a storybook french life (sex person becomes racist)
December 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Brigitte Bardot lived a storybook french life (sex person becomes racist)
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*derbste dokumentations stimme* die mangelwirtschaft in der brd führte oft zu szenen wie dieser. stunden vor ladenöffnung stehen meist die männlichen familienmitglieder bei minusgraden in der schlange, um feuerwerk zu ergattern. ein begehrtes luxusgut, importiert aus dem kommunistischen china.
December 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
*derbste dokumentations stimme* die mangelwirtschaft in der brd führte oft zu szenen wie dieser. stunden vor ladenöffnung stehen meist die männlichen familienmitglieder bei minusgraden in der schlange, um feuerwerk zu ergattern. ein begehrtes luxusgut, importiert aus dem kommunistischen china.
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much of fitness culture in the US was developed by people who literally entered sports and physical education instead of going to therapy and the attitudes around intensity and effort kinda reflect that. the smiling Jazzercise folks were right and your football coach / PE teacher was wrong
December 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
much of fitness culture in the US was developed by people who literally entered sports and physical education instead of going to therapy and the attitudes around intensity and effort kinda reflect that. the smiling Jazzercise folks were right and your football coach / PE teacher was wrong
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Happy 14th anniversary to this youtube video
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Happy 14th anniversary to this youtube video
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“Like Prime, but with human beings.”
December 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
“Like Prime, but with human beings.”
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made in germay steht wahlweise für:
- schlechte design
- made by behinderte menschen 1,5€/std
- made by eingesperrte mensche 1€/std
- unbezahlbar
- schlechte design
- made by behinderte menschen 1,5€/std
- made by eingesperrte mensche 1€/std
- unbezahlbar
December 22, 2025 at 11:45 AM
made in germay steht wahlweise für:
- schlechte design
- made by behinderte menschen 1,5€/std
- made by eingesperrte mensche 1€/std
- unbezahlbar
- schlechte design
- made by behinderte menschen 1,5€/std
- made by eingesperrte mensche 1€/std
- unbezahlbar
Montag Dienstag Mittwoch Donnerstag Freitag Samsung Sonntag
December 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Montag Dienstag Mittwoch Donnerstag Freitag Samsung Sonntag
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Imagine historians using AI
December 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Imagine historians using AI
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Obligatory: youtu.be/4_gObHt1uZA?...
Solstice Music (NES) - Title Screen Theme
YouTube video by explod2A03
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Obligatory: youtu.be/4_gObHt1uZA?...
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Dude did a minute long riff on his wife's underwear, but when your job as a member of the mainstream media is sane washing the incoherent ramblings of a guy who keeps the lights on in your building, the public must be told he's just doing normal President stuff🙃
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Dude did a minute long riff on his wife's underwear, but when your job as a member of the mainstream media is sane washing the incoherent ramblings of a guy who keeps the lights on in your building, the public must be told he's just doing normal President stuff🙃
Ich glaub mein Dill welkt
December 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Ich glaub mein Dill welkt
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Historians say "murdered by zoomer with incomprehensible politics" was one of the leading causes of death in the mid 21st century- to be exceeded only by "Climate, Miscellaneous"
December 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Historians say "murdered by zoomer with incomprehensible politics" was one of the leading causes of death in the mid 21st century- to be exceeded only by "Climate, Miscellaneous"
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HHS rolling out new "no fap" guidelines to replace vaccine schedule
December 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
HHS rolling out new "no fap" guidelines to replace vaccine schedule
FROHE SONNENWENDE KIDS!
December 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
FROHE SONNENWENDE KIDS!
Ich feiere dieses Jahr die Wintersonnenwende intensiver als Weihnachten
December 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Ich feiere dieses Jahr die Wintersonnenwende intensiver als Weihnachten
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Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
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"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
for all people make fun of falun gong, it's wild how much this is basically the same thing as shen yun
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
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