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hertiz.bsky.social
Saúl
@hertiz.bsky.social
The crazy thing about humans is that we kinda just do shit till we realize that it’s detrimental to our existence and then we do something different that’s supposed to help only to realize a couple decades later that that too was detrimental to our existence
December 11, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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Cillian Murphy stuns in first look at ‘28 Years Later.’
December 10, 2024 at 10:28 AM
I savour tf out of those ready to drink pre workouts
December 8, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Getting my little brother an espresso machine for Christmas. That means I’m getting an espresso machine for Christmas 😎
December 8, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Someone needs to do a super believable Jesus resurrection and tell all the Christians to cut their shit off and stick to church worshipping
December 8, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.

Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.
December 6, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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"You shouldn't find joy in rich people suffering, anyway let's watch a nice family film like A Christmas Carol, a story about how the only way to get rich people to show some humanity is to make them suff... WAIT"
December 5, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Hate when a client says something negative about themselves and I end up agreeing without realizing it
December 4, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh
December 4, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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i was raptured but i made them send me back
December 4, 2024 at 1:56 PM
The Apple Watch announcing shit out loud while having my AirPods in is truly the biggest betrayal technology has done so far
December 4, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Flexed my bicep at work and my boss started doing push ups in front of me lmao
December 4, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Anxiety isn’t real. There’s no need for you to be anxious ever. What you do need is to get some bitches
December 4, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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December 4, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Sometimes I like to walk around like a GTA npc cause they seem so happy
December 4, 2024 at 12:19 AM
“They call me king cock”

“Quit lying to them stubby!”
December 3, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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Kendrick going to therapy and coming back and choosing violence does not surprise me. Therapy did not make me nicer but it did make me unapologetic and very cunty!
December 3, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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December 3, 2024 at 4:23 PM