Hi, I'm the pickup truck that made a right turn without slowing down and nearly hit a guy who was about to step into the intersection.
If I'd been half a second earlier to that corner...
Hi, I'm the stone planter that pulverized a college student's spleen. Never bike downhill with a cup of coffee in one hand, especially on a notoriously windy path.
“I know a little German and there he is”
“I know a little German and there he is”
Sometimes this heals on its own. This didn't, so surgery was necessary. A scary 24 hours. But full recovery expected.
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