Kevin Bartner
heshsson.bsky.social
Kevin Bartner
@heshsson.bsky.social
Ukraine Not Weak 🥄. Retired Federal employee.
Hi, I’m the anesthesiologist who didn’t correctly read a chart.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

Hi, I'm the pickup truck that made a right turn without slowing down and nearly hit a guy who was about to step into the intersection.
If I'd been half a second earlier to that corner...
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

Hi, I'm the stone planter that pulverized a college student's spleen. Never bike downhill with a cup of coffee in one hand, especially on a notoriously windy path.
January 2, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Now that I’m retired and have time for such things, there’s a Met road trip to Seattle and San Diego the first week of June that I’m giving serious thought to making.
January 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
One needs an angioplasty after this
Finally, Trump's diet! Oh my god. The piece closes with RNC Chair Joe Gruters saying he was "shocked" to witness Trump eat "french fries, a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder hamburger, a Big Mac and a Filet-O-Fish" in one sitting (5/6)
January 1, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Tiger Woods is 50. Let that sink in.
December 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Top Secret on TCM at 10 Eastern.

“I know a little German and there he is”
December 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
@freelarrydoby.bsky.social Received your card today. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to you & yours.
December 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
From the pages of Travis Bickle’s diary
Kind of wild how the take that some of Trump's supporters were "deplorable" was some huge scandal, but regularly screaming about "radical left scum" is just a thing he'll say with no media backlash.
December 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
At some point, beer stopped being beer and just became an accessory a different sort of drink.
December 20, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The Trump Administration acts like a dog who sits in a corner looking the other way after doing something bad believing that you won’t see them.
December 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
January 20th, 2029. It’s going to be like the day they tore down the Berlin Wall as people go at it with picks & axes as they tear down the ballroom.
December 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I look forward to these next year here
December 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I see that in addition to Thursday, Wednesday and Friday have been declared a Fed holiday. There was a time when that would’ve mattered to me.😂😂
December 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The Festivus Address
December 18, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Was it the same person who got Tyrod?
Steelers star TJ Watt is expected to play again this season following surgery on his partially collapsed lung after a dry needling treatment, sources say.

Sometimes this heals on its own. This didn't, so surgery was necessary. A scary 24 hours. But full recovery expected.
December 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Worse episode of The Love Boat ever
Man the #Cubs 40 man roster looks terrible. Oh wait…I just got confused when I saw Matt Shaw….
December 12, 2025 at 10:14 AM
John Redcorn
December 12, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Lou Holtz coming out of retirement
I want the most inappropriate fit for Michigan.

DACOACHOCOMAWNDOWN
December 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Bill Belichick is serene
December 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Do you really want a coach who shares a first name with the loser son from A Death of a Salesman and the awful protagonist of the Back to the Future films?
December 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Somewhere, Bill Belichick chuckles.
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I’m available if Michigan needs me.
December 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Advice. Don’t diddle a member of the staff
December 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Heroes😂😂😂😂
Name your fav Harrison Ford film.
December 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
December 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM