Phil Catelinet
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Phil Catelinet
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· Aug 9
My wife got a picture of the band for our production of Measure for Measure before the show started, when we were just messing around. That’s me on the right on bass.
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Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.
January 24, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.
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"we have already lost, there is no hope," what the fuck is wrong with you.
January 24, 2026 at 5:17 PM
"we have already lost, there is no hope," what the fuck is wrong with you.
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When will it be enough for you, @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social ? When will you be moved? You should be standing in the streets of Minneapolis. You should be shouting from the rooftops. What a pathetic pair of cowards.
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM
When will it be enough for you, @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social ? When will you be moved? You should be standing in the streets of Minneapolis. You should be shouting from the rooftops. What a pathetic pair of cowards.
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The problem isn't just the White House. It's Republicans. All evidence points to the fact that they are okay with everything that's happening. Until Democrats start identifying them as the source of this problem, it won't stop.
I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
January 24, 2026 at 4:33 PM
The problem isn't just the White House. It's Republicans. All evidence points to the fact that they are okay with everything that's happening. Until Democrats start identifying them as the source of this problem, it won't stop.
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i do not know how this goes on for three more years
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM
i do not know how this goes on for three more years
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House Dems’ decision to not whip against the ICE funding vote looking more brilliant by the day.
January 24, 2026 at 4:23 PM
House Dems’ decision to not whip against the ICE funding vote looking more brilliant by the day.
The Lincoln Market on Rogers Ave looked like a normal shopping day just now. I didn’t need to make a trip but we were low on oranges and I don’t want to get scurvy. And I bought flour because you never know when you’ll get the urge to bake bread.
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM
The Lincoln Market on Rogers Ave looked like a normal shopping day just now. I didn’t need to make a trip but we were low on oranges and I don’t want to get scurvy. And I bought flour because you never know when you’ll get the urge to bake bread.
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reading Garfield with my kid and it is wild how many of these strips are Jon yelling at Garfield for being lazy and fat. buddy he's a cat that you own. what do you want him to be doing here
January 24, 2026 at 3:36 PM
reading Garfield with my kid and it is wild how many of these strips are Jon yelling at Garfield for being lazy and fat. buddy he's a cat that you own. what do you want him to be doing here
Tonight’s movie: Kung Fu Panda (2008). I hadn’t seen this before and I loved it. It’s like Star Wars if Porkins was Vader’s son. I don’t think I need to see any more; I’ll assume they didn’t make more of these.
January 24, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Tonight’s movie: Kung Fu Panda (2008). I hadn’t seen this before and I loved it. It’s like Star Wars if Porkins was Vader’s son. I don’t think I need to see any more; I’ll assume they didn’t make more of these.
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I really can't state this enough.
Federal agents have been teargassing parks and residential neighborhoods for weeks but didn't show up for a fight downtown today and look what didn't happen.
Wishing absolute worst wishes to our occupying forces. GTFO of Minnesota.
Federal agents have been teargassing parks and residential neighborhoods for weeks but didn't show up for a fight downtown today and look what didn't happen.
Wishing absolute worst wishes to our occupying forces. GTFO of Minnesota.
Note how there's no violence or chaos when the cops aren't rioting.
Demonstrators as far as the eye can see. Current status of the march in Downtown Minneapolis, Minnesota for Ice Out of Minnesota. They are turning onto 3rd Street from 5th Avenue.
January 24, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I really can't state this enough.
Federal agents have been teargassing parks and residential neighborhoods for weeks but didn't show up for a fight downtown today and look what didn't happen.
Wishing absolute worst wishes to our occupying forces. GTFO of Minnesota.
Federal agents have been teargassing parks and residential neighborhoods for weeks but didn't show up for a fight downtown today and look what didn't happen.
Wishing absolute worst wishes to our occupying forces. GTFO of Minnesota.
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It really is kinda wild just how many MAGA influencers are either Hollywood hopefuls, has-beens or never-would-bes and you would think people would connect the dots when it comes to that. Hell, the MAGA Overlord himself is a B-list celebrity
Erika Kirk's Amazing Race audition tape shows that all these right wing grifters really just wanna be rich and famous and won't stop until they stumble on an audience dumb enough to let that happen
January 24, 2026 at 1:43 AM
It really is kinda wild just how many MAGA influencers are either Hollywood hopefuls, has-beens or never-would-bes and you would think people would connect the dots when it comes to that. Hell, the MAGA Overlord himself is a B-list celebrity
My Brooklyn grocery store was actually busy tonight at 6 pm. Maybe everyone forgot to get their Friday dinner ingredients until the last minute like I did. I forgot to buy lemons and fruit so our fish will be without citrus.
January 24, 2026 at 12:05 AM
My Brooklyn grocery store was actually busy tonight at 6 pm. Maybe everyone forgot to get their Friday dinner ingredients until the last minute like I did. I forgot to buy lemons and fruit so our fish will be without citrus.
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the thing about american voters is that they don't like when bad things happen on their tv and want the bad things to stop, but that doesn't in any way connect to larger causes
Absolute Cinema
January 23, 2026 at 7:30 PM
the thing about american voters is that they don't like when bad things happen on their tv and want the bad things to stop, but that doesn't in any way connect to larger causes
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i have to miss out on whiskey friday with tony doukopil this week, but please send my regards to the staff at CBS News as they sit through two hours of bari weiss telling them about how she nearly got murdered by a palestinian (she walked past a halal food cart)
January 23, 2026 at 4:23 PM
i have to miss out on whiskey friday with tony doukopil this week, but please send my regards to the staff at CBS News as they sit through two hours of bari weiss telling them about how she nearly got murdered by a palestinian (she walked past a halal food cart)
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It's already demoralizing to be a federal thug, a barely sentient ogre. Nobody likes or respects you. But then you go to work in -19 weather thinking surely today you'll get a break from people yelling at you. But no there they are. They're not even cold
Outside the Twin Cities this morning, where it is -19F—
Minnesotans are gathered early outside the Whipple Federal Building. ICE and DHS agents currently arriving at work to much disapproval.
Minnesotans are gathered early outside the Whipple Federal Building. ICE and DHS agents currently arriving at work to much disapproval.
January 23, 2026 at 4:04 PM
It's already demoralizing to be a federal thug, a barely sentient ogre. Nobody likes or respects you. But then you go to work in -19 weather thinking surely today you'll get a break from people yelling at you. But no there they are. They're not even cold
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at dinner a friend ordered crab rangoon and I immediately said “things of that nature” in the same cadence as the “peace be with you / and also with you” of my Catholic youth
January 23, 2026 at 2:30 AM
at dinner a friend ordered crab rangoon and I immediately said “things of that nature” in the same cadence as the “peace be with you / and also with you” of my Catholic youth
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What’s funny about the Oscar race this year is the CHUDs are mad at One Battle After Another because it’s “woke” and makes fun of white supremacists but they can’t derail it from winning everything because then the big winner would be SINNERS which is woker and makes more fun of white supremacists
January 23, 2026 at 1:53 AM
What’s funny about the Oscar race this year is the CHUDs are mad at One Battle After Another because it’s “woke” and makes fun of white supremacists but they can’t derail it from winning everything because then the big winner would be SINNERS which is woker and makes more fun of white supremacists
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Primary the Dem yes votes, but acting like they're why the bill passed and it otherwise would have been defeated is ignoring that the GOP still can pass it 217-214 even with Massie voting no, Johnson would have held up the vote to get others in town if he knew they were needed.
January 22, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Primary the Dem yes votes, but acting like they're why the bill passed and it otherwise would have been defeated is ignoring that the GOP still can pass it 217-214 even with Massie voting no, Johnson would have held up the vote to get others in town if he knew they were needed.
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What level of regretful gooner do you have to be to recognize a porn star on the football game and then turn around and complain about it
This country hates women so much.
ca.news.yahoo.com/ex-porn-star...
ca.news.yahoo.com/ex-porn-star...
Ex-Porn Star Abella Danger Apologizes for Viral Moment During Miami Hurricanes’ NCAA Final Loss
The football megafan's reactions at games have captured the attention of several cameramen combing the crowd, but she says she wishes to be like any other fan.
ca.news.yahoo.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:36 PM
What level of regretful gooner do you have to be to recognize a porn star on the football game and then turn around and complain about it
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"we'll look weak and out of touch"
ICE is underwater with non-college whites including 41% "strong disapprove"
there's no polling to hide behind, if you're not willing to fight here it's because you don't want to, not because it's a losing fight
ICE is underwater with non-college whites including 41% "strong disapprove"
there's no polling to hide behind, if you're not willing to fight here it's because you don't want to, not because it's a losing fight
January 22, 2026 at 6:44 PM
"we'll look weak and out of touch"
ICE is underwater with non-college whites including 41% "strong disapprove"
there's no polling to hide behind, if you're not willing to fight here it's because you don't want to, not because it's a losing fight
ICE is underwater with non-college whites including 41% "strong disapprove"
there's no polling to hide behind, if you're not willing to fight here it's because you don't want to, not because it's a losing fight
My dad had an old Volkswagen Scirocco that he would push down the street to start, and it once died on a mountain so we coasted all the way down. I'm sure we had to pray it would make it to an exit at least once.
don't know if you've truly lived until you've attempted to limp a dying car to the nearest offramp
January 22, 2026 at 4:40 PM
My dad had an old Volkswagen Scirocco that he would push down the street to start, and it once died on a mountain so we coasted all the way down. I'm sure we had to pray it would make it to an exit at least once.
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don't know if you've truly lived until you've attempted to limp a dying car to the nearest offramp
January 22, 2026 at 4:03 PM
don't know if you've truly lived until you've attempted to limp a dying car to the nearest offramp
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i agree that simply “abolish ice” is no longer the bare minimum.
i’m not even sure it’s what’s here, “abolish ice and permanently bar all employees from future federal employment”
i think the bare minimum is nuremberg
i’m not even sure it’s what’s here, “abolish ice and permanently bar all employees from future federal employment”
i think the bare minimum is nuremberg
This is a systematic effort to violate constitutional rights as policy while keeping it secret from the public, the courts, and Congress.
Yet more evidence that "reform" is not an option. The bare minimum is to abolish ICE and permanently bar all employees from future federal employment.
Yet more evidence that "reform" is not an option. The bare minimum is to abolish ICE and permanently bar all employees from future federal employment.
BREAKING: Immigration officers are asserting sweeping power to enter homes without a judge’s warrant, a memo obtained by AP says.
January 22, 2026 at 12:41 AM
i agree that simply “abolish ice” is no longer the bare minimum.
i’m not even sure it’s what’s here, “abolish ice and permanently bar all employees from future federal employment”
i think the bare minimum is nuremberg
i’m not even sure it’s what’s here, “abolish ice and permanently bar all employees from future federal employment”
i think the bare minimum is nuremberg
There’s the pick we were waiting for
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
There’s the pick we were waiting for
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Posting the words "Lord as my witness I am going to Make Heaven Crowded in Riverside, California on January 21" on social media and instantly the feds are at my door.
January 20, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Posting the words "Lord as my witness I am going to Make Heaven Crowded in Riverside, California on January 21" on social media and instantly the feds are at my door.