Phil Catelinet
@philcatelinet.com
IT professional, musician, cyclist, bourbon enthusiast, home chef. I was on the Today Show once. He/him. Signal philcatelinet.92
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Phil Catelinet
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· Aug 9
My wife got a picture of the band for our production of Measure for Measure before the show started, when we were just messing around. That’s me on the right on bass.
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
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being married is like being an anthropologist of one person in particular, and the field work only ends when one of you dies
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
being married is like being an anthropologist of one person in particular, and the field work only ends when one of you dies
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Spending a week and a half in Paris and Madrid really drives home the point that the (American-ish) concept of a "one-seat ride" is overrated, and frequent headways at nearly all hours of the day is the true gold standard.
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Spending a week and a half in Paris and Madrid really drives home the point that the (American-ish) concept of a "one-seat ride" is overrated, and frequent headways at nearly all hours of the day is the true gold standard.
I don’t really have any dramatic holiday stories. My family times have been mostly drama-free. I’ve had some cooking adventures but things have always come out edible if not delicious.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I don’t really have any dramatic holiday stories. My family times have been mostly drama-free. I’ve had some cooking adventures but things have always come out edible if not delicious.
A group of friends had dinner in a studio apartment for 12 or so. The turkey was done faster than expected so we put it on the bed while we cooked everything else. When people came in and asked why the turkey was on the bed, we said “it’s resting.” It was delicious!
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
A group of friends had dinner in a studio apartment for 12 or so. The turkey was done faster than expected so we put it on the bed while we cooked everything else. When people came in and asked why the turkey was on the bed, we said “it’s resting.” It was delicious!
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The cost of time for transit in (some) metro areas is only because we built every damn thing to prioritize cars over transit, not because of some innate, natural law.
I am super-pro-public transit, and use it way more than the average American, but I live near a light rail station with very, very stable and predictable scheduling, and even then I would not use it for many things I use a car for because the cost of transit is time.
i wonder how much of Americans' views on driving vs. transit would change if they had to pay for gas/insurance/etc every time they turned on the engine
"i'm not paying $5 to take the train to work twice a day when i can just drive" is a genuine opinion held by so many people
"i'm not paying $5 to take the train to work twice a day when i can just drive" is a genuine opinion held by so many people
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The cost of time for transit in (some) metro areas is only because we built every damn thing to prioritize cars over transit, not because of some innate, natural law.
Tonight’s movie: The Conjuring: Last Rites. We’re big fans of the Conjuring Cinematic Universe and we loved this one. These films have just the right amount of jump scares and creepy stuff. And it was fun to see some of the casts of previous movies at the end.
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Tonight’s movie: The Conjuring: Last Rites. We’re big fans of the Conjuring Cinematic Universe and we loved this one. These films have just the right amount of jump scares and creepy stuff. And it was fun to see some of the casts of previous movies at the end.
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look at this dude. this guy's a badass! act like it! you already know how!
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
look at this dude. this guy's a badass! act like it! you already know how!
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Kelly's on the morning shows every week & still does this milquetoast routine even when he's in a position to be dominant. "I'm a retired U.S. Navy captain & I'm not going to let draft-dodging Donald Trump tell me what it means to defend the Constitution." be a fuckin' badass & make him look small!
Mark Kelly: "The message he sent a couple days ago was he declared that loyalty to the Constitution is now punishable by death. Those are serious words coming from the president. He's trying to intimidate us. But I'm not going to be intimidated."
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Kelly's on the morning shows every week & still does this milquetoast routine even when he's in a position to be dominant. "I'm a retired U.S. Navy captain & I'm not going to let draft-dodging Donald Trump tell me what it means to defend the Constitution." be a fuckin' badass & make him look small!
I watched the Las Vegas Grand Prix late last night so I spent my morning coffee time listening to @jacketdan.bsky.social and @hooverstreetrag.org talk about GI Joe.
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Episode 11 - Arise Serpentor, Arise with Craig (aka HooverStreetRag)
Podcast Episode · What's the Hold Up? · 10/13/2025 · 51m
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November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I watched the Las Vegas Grand Prix late last night so I spent my morning coffee time listening to @jacketdan.bsky.social and @hooverstreetrag.org talk about GI Joe.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
I’ve always been good with computers, all the way back to the Commodore 64. I had a work-study job in college in the IT department that turned into a FT position and then another job with a lobbyist and then a law firm.
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I’ve always been good with computers, all the way back to the Commodore 64. I had a work-study job in college in the IT department that turned into a FT position and then another job with a lobbyist and then a law firm.
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
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think we need to ban everyone with double zs in their last name from writing just to be safe
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
think we need to ban everyone with double zs in their last name from writing just to be safe
They are driving on this track in these conditions about as well as I drove on this track in the simulator at the F1 Experience.
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
They are driving on this track in these conditions about as well as I drove on this track in the simulator at the F1 Experience.
Earlier tonight, we went out to dinner and then a spectacular New York Philharmonic concert with Augustin Hadelich playing the Barber Violin Concerto and then the orchestra performing Sibelius’s Symphony No. 2. Now it’s race car time.
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Earlier tonight, we went out to dinner and then a spectacular New York Philharmonic concert with Augustin Hadelich playing the Barber Violin Concerto and then the orchestra performing Sibelius’s Symphony No. 2. Now it’s race car time.
Wet qualifying! Full wets!
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Wet qualifying! Full wets!
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
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Striding confidently, and with perfect posture, towards Bethlehem
April 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Striding confidently, and with perfect posture, towards Bethlehem
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this is strategically designed by Republicans to get Democrats mad at their representatives and a lot of people are falling for it
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is strategically designed by Republicans to get Democrats mad at their representatives and a lot of people are falling for it
Thursday night’s dress rehearsal went well. If you’re in New York on Saturday night come to my orchestra’s concert! It’s before Thanksgiving! You don’t have a holiday party as an excuse this year.
We had our rehearsal with Rachel Lee Priday on Wednesday night and she’s incredible. It’s going to be a spectacular concert on Saturday.
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Thursday night’s dress rehearsal went well. If you’re in New York on Saturday night come to my orchestra’s concert! It’s before Thanksgiving! You don’t have a holiday party as an excuse this year.
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hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay
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I block a lot more heavily on here than i did on the old site because 1) the nuclear block works and 2) too many of you are fucking bummers
If you're on this website get used to unhinged depressed people in your menchies trying to demoralize you
The deranged response to this makes me despair. There are so many educated, politically engaged people who are averse to thinking systematically. If you support LGBTQ rights, it is better, all else being equal, for the state to also support them.
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I block a lot more heavily on here than i did on the old site because 1) the nuclear block works and 2) too many of you are fucking bummers
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i think i just got suspended from instagram for declaring a war on cars
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
i think i just got suspended from instagram for declaring a war on cars
Seriously, why is this loading dock area so brightly lit at 11 PM? No one is out there and they might get one late-night delivery a week.
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Seriously, why is this loading dock area so brightly lit at 11 PM? No one is out there and they might get one late-night delivery a week.