High Fructose Corn Syrup
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High Fructose Corn Syrup
@hfcornsyrup.bsky.social
Hobby artist, history lover, fudanshi
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November 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Please just let me get a job before this bubble bursts
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Wanna thank the 30/40+ y/o people out there for showing us that its always ok to try new things
September 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
That feeling when u gotta go to work in the morning and your bedroom becomes this liminal space that you feel you dont belong in anymore...
August 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
When fictional characters press forward with their challenges, it makes me believe I can persevere a little longer 🔥
August 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
If you want to find honesty, seek it at night
July 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Reposting because why not
You do not need to be an academic to visit an archive.

You do not need a degree to visit an archive.

There is no terrifying Don at the door grilling potential visitors.

If it's your first time, a nice archivist will help you.

It's our shared history, our preserved records. Go explore it.
May 6, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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Little gentle reminder to all the human creatives out there 💪
April 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
January 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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January 16, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost

your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Im worried about lots of personal things changing in the coming year but I wanna face it having love in my heart for my friends and family
January 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc

one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
December 28, 2024 at 2:24 AM
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Fun fact: reading silently is a recent invention in the West, Romans didn't know how to do it, it took until the late Middle Ages for Europeans to generally figure it out.
December 23, 2024 at 9:14 AM
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I spent 2yr recovering from burnout & this by @jessitron.bsky.social made me think about it in a way I hadn't before.

Having a reactionary role in broadcast for 13yr put me in the Important/Urgent corner a lot. More time in the opposite feels v healing!
Productivity v Impact
Here’s a familiar 2×2, the Important & Urgent quadrants: Very early in my career, I was taught to beware the “Not Important & Urgent” quadrant. I’m used to work…
jessitron.com
December 22, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Sometimes I wonder if making my online world smaller would make it less loud...
December 20, 2024 at 7:06 AM
In Stars and Time is such a good game that it's threatening to shape my entire personality around it for at least a whole month
December 18, 2024 at 8:23 AM
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Eleanor Rigby
Peeling bananas with feet as she swings through the trees
Like chimpanzees
Left her enclosure
Where they were breeding their half human hybrids with apes
They've all escaped
November 10, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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This may be helpful for you new followers. You can block every single person on these lists. Just click on the subscribe button and it will give you the option to block every one on it. Here’s the first: bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 6, 2024 at 9:49 PM
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August 20, 2023 at 12:54 PM
A friend was talking about Ancient Greece and all I could think about was John Travolta in a tunic
October 31, 2024 at 12:29 AM