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Waking my neighbors up at 4am with my hysterical laughing
January 31, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Waking my neighbors up at 4am with my hysterical laughing
Setting an alarm on my phone to watch dune
January 31, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Setting an alarm on my phone to watch dune
Its fucked up how i am exactly like kim kardashian
January 31, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Its fucked up how i am exactly like kim kardashian
Im sorry i said taylor swift’s fiance seems like he doesn’t wash his hands when he poops. i think she has some really good songs
January 31, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Im sorry i said taylor swift’s fiance seems like he doesn’t wash his hands when he poops. i think she has some really good songs
Telling my boss i am pledging allegiance to his hand his team and vibes
January 31, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Telling my boss i am pledging allegiance to his hand his team and vibes
Guys im sorry i keep calling you gnarly
January 31, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Guys im sorry i keep calling you gnarly
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viewing this painting in the museum and cheering and clapping for the racers
January 31, 2026 at 2:21 AM
viewing this painting in the museum and cheering and clapping for the racers
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i do not like the air raid sirens, i associate them with bad memories from my past lives
January 31, 2026 at 2:33 AM
i do not like the air raid sirens, i associate them with bad memories from my past lives
Talking to tourists in siren voice and trying to convince them to walk into traffic
January 31, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Talking to tourists in siren voice and trying to convince them to walk into traffic
Guys im sorry i said i was selling my body at christie’s showroom
January 31, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Guys im sorry i said i was selling my body at christie’s showroom
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muted for being inappropriate.
January 30, 2026 at 11:43 PM
muted for being inappropriate.
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Charlotte Aitchison Relieved To Shed Charli XCX Character After 15 Years Of Promoting ‘The Moment’ https://theonion.com/charlotte-aitchison-relieved-to-shed-charli-xcx-character-after-15-years-of-promoting-the-moment/
January 30, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Charlotte Aitchison Relieved To Shed Charli XCX Character After 15 Years Of Promoting ‘The Moment’ https://theonion.com/charlotte-aitchison-relieved-to-shed-charli-xcx-character-after-15-years-of-promoting-the-moment/
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Starseeds do your thang!
February 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Starseeds do your thang!
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maybe she uses the grimes method of having a manic episode and locking herself in a room for 2 weeks without food
January 30, 2026 at 7:06 PM
maybe she uses the grimes method of having a manic episode and locking herself in a room for 2 weeks without food
Guys who’s that lady who put her head in the stove
January 30, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Guys who’s that lady who put her head in the stove
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i need a bunch of ostrich feathers for my various outfits and costumes
January 30, 2026 at 6:11 PM
i need a bunch of ostrich feathers for my various outfits and costumes
Guys i keep asking u whats the thrill of the same toy but you won’t answer me
January 30, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Guys i keep asking u whats the thrill of the same toy but you won’t answer me
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commenting as a reminder to check this later
January 30, 2026 at 5:58 PM
commenting as a reminder to check this later
