Crazy new restaurant in town that serves muppets. You pick out a muppet and they butcher it right there. Its fucked up. Some of them talk. Huge portions and very reasonable prices tho.

I can’t believe DEI and Obama colluded to take down a commercial plane, when will it end???

Me when I see a Jolly Rancher:

Please stop invoking ancient curses against me. It's mean and it hurts my feelings

It's zero degrees right now, and I have my window cracked. I'm fucked in the head.

I mean, I'm also autistic and have never invented any tech in my life, but I'll be honest, I can't even remember the last time i did a nazi salute on television.

Moo Deng’s silence on the special counsel report tells me everything I need to know

This piece is simply titled “Hulkster in Hell”

#wrestlingart