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Juanita Demonheimer
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🥸 writer, artist, designer
🌝 big-boned bitch from BFE
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Happy Eddie Vedder’s Birthday Day to all who observe
a man with a beard is dancing on a stage in front of a microphone while another man stands behind him .
Alt: Eddie Vedder stretching or something
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Oh Bill Clinton is ready to talk about the Epstein files now?!
a close up of a man with a beard and mustache
Alt: Smh
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:

is.gd/paU8Ko

(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
December 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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This is 404 Media's @jasonkoebler.bsky.social waving at himself through a Flock camera; one of 60 we learned was left exposed to the open internet. Not only could anyone with a link livestream it, but some admin portals were open with no login credentials required.

www.404media.co/flock-expose...
December 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Might these two things be connected, perchance?
December 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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"I’ve been reporting on the criminal justice system for more than a decade and have spent time in cities with a lot of law enforcement. I’ve also lived in an authoritarian country overseas, yet I’ve never experienced a police presence like this."

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
I'm a veteran criminal justice reporter. I've never seen anything like ICE-occupied Memphis.
“It’s about as sad as you can possibly imagine."
www.motherjones.com
December 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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really cannot be emphasized enough that bari weiss has literally never done journalism. i don’t mean that in the pejorative sense. i mean that in the “has never performed the job she was hired to do” sense
One explanation for Bari killing the story is that she did so as a public act of fealty to the administration. But another is that, as an inexperienced journalist, she doesn’t understand that a refusal to go on the record is a kind of comment in and of itself
December 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Fwiw I think the “apologize for being white” thing is very clearly about making sure white people don’t feel an obligation to alleviate past injustices or make society fairer. Ultimately to do that you have to raise taxes and the billionaires holding Vance’s leash don’t want that.
December 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
bit.ly
December 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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CBP, DEA and local law enforcement agencies have created a massive surveillance dragnet targeting drivers on highways along the US-Mexico border. Here's how to spot automated license plate readers by the roadside. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
How to Identify Automated License Plate Readers at the U.S.-Mexico
U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP), the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA), and scores of state and local law enforcement agencies have installed a massive dragnet of automated license plate
www.eff.org
December 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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The White House has been caught.

The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.

In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
If David Brooks has no haters, it means I am dead.
David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.

He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
December 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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(Children are not getting these surgeries)

(Also, not sure where Oz has been looking, but he's way off on the costs, too)
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Cool, that seems normal
December 18, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Finally decided on United’s Satan’s Asshole plan for 2026! 👹⚕️🏥
December 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
“Why aren’t you saving for retirement?”
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.

Us: Across your entire career?

Reiner: In a 6 year period.

Us: That sounds-

Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
There’s a tiktok video of two guys going into the FBI HQ to turn themselves in as the leaders of Antifa and the front desk just laughs. Because despite what the FBI tells Congress, that’s not a thing.

The Trump admin is amateur hour, but worse. Clown college.
While the Trump administration has focused on the threat of terrorism from individuals associated with Antifa beliefs, U.S. government assessments have repeatedly found in recent years that white supremacist and other racially motivated groups pose the highest threat.
Top FBI Official Struggles to Justify Calling Antifa Top Threat as Rep. Thompson Grills Him
A top FBI official struggled on Thursday to answer questions about Antifa and why he described it as the nation’s top domestic terrorism threat.
buff.ly
December 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This disgusting mush smells incredible. (The paper bits are coffee filter packets of spices since I originally had ground cinnamon and allspice but not whole sticks/berries; I added cinnamon sticks later.)
December 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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"It is with profound sorrow that we announce the tragic passing of Michele and Rob Reiner. We are heartbroken by this sudden loss, and we ask for privacy during this unbelievably difficult time," the Reiner family said in a statement
Rob Reiner, Legendary Comedic Actor and ‘Princess Bride’ Director, Found Dead in His Home
Rob Reiner, director of 'The Princess Bride' and 'This Is Spinal Tap,' has been found dead at 78.
variety.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Someone fucking murdered Rob Reiner and his wife?!
December 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM